silliest thing you ever heard

jezza

go on... tell us!

Chad ghostal

vroom vroom

sanncoo

Katcha goo goo

Stalfos

this thread

jezza

stalfos wrote:

this thread

you didnt hear that silly... you saw it.

Winters

"Whats Pasta in Italian?"

woosaysdan

beep beep

Imposter

wibble wobble

_blank_

That noise you hear when you pull your cheek away from your mouth really fast.

You know the one, take your cheek with your thumb and forefinger, then pull really hard, the quickly let it go back, then pull again, repeat a lot of times.

Chad ghostal

seansouth wrote:

That noise you hear when you pull your cheek away from your mouth really fast.

You know the one, take your cheek with your thumb and forefinger, then pull really hard, the quickly let it go back, then pull again, repeat a lot of times.

*fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*

Zillah

"I wouldn't mind if there was no afterlife. Oblivion could be nice...y'know, floating around in a void...."

vindictive_miss

A girl in my class once said "You know the way people have IQs, How do you know what yours is?"

Chad ghostal

In a conversation over exam timetables a guy in my class, argued one subject should be put first because "thats a learning subject"..

goin'_to_the_PS

i was talking to a few of my friends and one said
"wasn't the tsumani awful"
and another said
"yeah, where is that place tsunami anyway"

Sarky

"You can't go out there with no pants!"

I sure proved HER wrong...

Rozabeez

"mary mary, hungy hungy, mary mary, hungy hungy"

quank

Classical Snorf.

Sarky

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

tbh.

Chad ghostal

"jesus rules "

embee

"Sure, nothing will happen if you lick a live wire, you thick."

Rozabeez

"jesus will touch you if you let him"

Imposter

What's the name .... it begins with a V.... Edelweiss, yeah Edelweiss that's it.

Geranium

"Who's Che Guevara?"
"He's the lead singer of Rage against the Machine"

CuLT

"When do I get the computer to go with this broadband internet trial?"

Rozabeez

hahahhah, this thread rocks. another che guevara one here: on looking at a poster, "so, is that band good?"

goin'_to_the_PS

pi is exactly 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

harney

"I dont like The Swan this season - I think its gone too comercial" :eek:

sanncoo

Teh Ex-Files (currently on RTE) is the best show ever invented!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

curliq

"if you typed 'google' into Google, would it explode?"

tSubh Dearg

okay this is a little long but really happened. I was working in a well known tourist attraction and overheard this conversation with one of the other girls who worked there and an American tourist

American Tourist: What's that beepy sound at traffic lights for?
Girl: That's to let the blind people know when the lights have changed.
AT: Oh my gosh! In the States we don't let them drive!

The girl stared at her for a second before kindly explaining they were for pedestrian blind people. The minute she walked away we both burst out laughing.

Chad ghostal

tSubh Dearg wrote:

okay this is a little long but really happened. I was working in a well known tourist attraction and overheard this conversation with one of the other girls who worked there and an American tourist

American Tourist: What's that beepy sound at traffic lights for?
Girl: That's to let the blind people know when the lights have changed.
AT: Oh my gosh! In the States we don't let them drive!

The girl stared at her for a second before kindly explaining they were for pedestrian blind people. The minute she walked away we both burst out laughing.

steriotypes are there for a reason i guess

vindictive_miss

Teacher asks kids "Who lives in the Phoenix Park?"
Kid answers "Jesus!"
True story

thafitz

while holding a paper airplane my friend said "how do you throw it?".

grimsbymatt

witzer wozzer woozer wozzle

[CALIBUR]

chicken Biscuit’s

and

Fart flaps!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Rozabeez

"It's snowing on a Tuesday"

grimsbymatt

Anything out of Jade Goody's gob.

"I am intelligent, but I let myself down because I can't speak properly or spell"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Goody

dendenz

"I kissed a guy in college and he was seeing my friend, then he kissed her and I got jealous, then I dumped him but my friend likes him!"


Something like that formt he PI forum ( call me an arse )

*adele*

who said that carla?i cannot remember...

JenLorigan

Sarky wrote:

"You can't go out there with no pants!"

I sure proved HER wrong...

Brilliant

[Note: In the Gaeltacht I went to this summer, my first name was in Irish - Sinéad - and my surname was in English]
"Why do you call yourself Jenny?
"Because it's my name..."

I suppose it is a stupid reason, really...

jezza

shes so fat if she stood on a weighing scales it would read 'sorry it doesnt weigh livestock'

Kitsune

"Don't insult my ignorance!"