that fuppin eejit is back

Creamy Goodness

...bananayoghurt

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

you're a child molester and we all know it

Evilution

bananayoghurt2 wrote:

hey im not an eejit, im an abused innocent fightin da powa !!!

And you're all over the title page like jizz on a pornstars jabs.

Creamy Goodness

well your first nick was banned, and i'm sure admins don't ban people for no apparent reason.

Evilution

Cremo wrote:

well your first nick was banned, and i'm sure admins don't ban people for no apparent reason.

Objection dude. I get a hard time off the mods on the TCD board all the time.

steveland?

bananayoghurt2 wrote:

hey im not an eejit, im an abused innocent fightin da powa !!!

You could PM an admin a song to make them feel better.....


OH Wait no... you did that already didn't you... :rolleyes:

steveland?

bananayoghurt2 wrote:

if i die now, my spirit shall wail down dark corridors, moaning and shaking chains till justice is done

Only one way to find out if that's true...

Boston

finally it all makes sense now.

DeVore

Heheh... Nana wants to play rough eh?

Well Damien, why dont you fook off before I nark you to DCU. I'm sure you arent supposed to be spamming our site during work. Oh and if you think I give two sh*ts that it wasnt work hours... welll I'll be sure that when I give your boss's number out here to remind everyone of that fact.

So. This is the part where you... go away.

DeV.

therecklessone

DeVore wrote:

Heheh... Nana wants to play rough eh?

Well Damien, why dont you fook off before I nark you to DCU. I'm sure you arent supposed to be spamming our site during work. Oh and if you think I give two sh*ts that it wasnt work hours... welll I'll be sure that when I give your boss's number out here to remind everyone of that fact.

So. This is the part where you... go away.

DeV.

Fight THAT power...

Now that 'nana's posts have been deleted, it looks like

Mordeth wrote:

you're a child molester and we all know it

is aimed at Cremo.

Fight fight fight...

Mossy Monk

he's gone again then

my lunchtime prediction was premature then

Creamy Goodness

therecklessone wrote:

is aimed at Cremo.

Fight fight fight...

me and mordeth behind the sheds after school

koneko

Cremo wrote:

me and mordeth behind the sheds after school

Why...? Is Mordeth underaged?

Sorry, someone had to say it!

Creamy Goodness

koneko wrote:

Why...? Is Mordeth underaged?

Sorry, someone had to say it!

no, cos behind the sheds was the venue for every pointless fight in schools

koneko

You didn't get it then...
Ohwellnevermind

steveland?

koneko wrote:

You didn't get it then...
Ohwellnevermind

Don't worry I got it...

DeVore wrote:

Well Damien, why dont you fook off before I nark you to DCU. I'm sure you arent supposed to be spamming our site during work.

That guy works in DCU?

amp

To paraphrase Monty's sig:

There's a subtle message here - don't fúck with boards.ie

mr_angry

Fresh... meat...

joeybrown

DeVore wrote:

Heheh... Nana wants to play rough eh?

Well Damien, why dont you fook off before I nark you to DCU. I'm sure you arent supposed to be spamming our site during work. Oh and if you think I give two sh*ts that it wasnt work hours... welll I'll be sure that when I give your boss's number out here to remind everyone of that fact.

So. This is the part where you... go away.

DeV.

its called harassment my friend, time to call the guards ........

Matthewthebig

he's back

Sleepy

No, harassment will be what you get if Dev gets really evil and bans the entire DCU IP range and cites you as the reason. Methinks you'd have a lot of angry peeps after you then!

Tar.Aldarion

the way the first two posts look now is an agreeable sight

''and come on no, cos behind the sheds was the venue for every pointless fight in schools''

Sparky

ah your back AGAIN

DeVore

LOL.

Oh so it was you sending me mails threatening talking of ringing the Gardai.
God I'd love to be on the line when that phonecall is made:
"Hello, is that the Garda Siochana?"
"Yes, this is Inspector Garda MacBogger here."
"I want to report a crime."
"All right, who was the victim"
"I was"
"Well seeing as you're still alive, I'll be filing this under: To Do When All The Murder Cases Are Done With. What seems to be the problem? "
"I've been harrassed!"
<pause>
"Sexually?"
"No, Electronically!"
"Sexually, with electronics?"
"No, see theres this site, you know... a website"
"Oh bejaysus I know all about those ones, ho ho me lad! But, eh, thats not harrassment, thats abuse. Self abuse."
"NO! I'm trying to tell you that I have been harrassing this website AND NOW THEY ARE BEING ALL MEAN TO ME."
"Explain yerself."
"Well I never thought they'd find out where I was doing it from, because, you know, its the Int0rw3b and only Neo can h4x0r it. So I posted loads of stupid dumb stuff (including some from pictures from those OTHER websites) and generally acted the arseh*le. And they reported me to my boss!!"
"And..."
"And what? Isnt that harrassment?!"
"So, you keep going there and making trouble. And they reported you to your boss, who's equipment you've been using. And now you are back there making trouble again. But its them you are reporting for harrassment??!"
"They said mean things... does that count?"
"No."
"They hurt my feelings...."
<click>


I think you are looking for the "Victim Support" page for the Gardai.
Its here: http://www.garda.ie/angarda/vimsup.html


So you run along now little doggy, cos you're high pitched yipping is an annoyance.

But let me tell you what the next step is. Next we will ban all of DCU. The entire IP range. Thats a lot of students out there. A lot of students who loaf off lectures to read boards. And guess what. We'll redirect those IP's to a page that explains exactly why we are doing this and our "history" with you. I'll also link to the publically accessible page where one can find your bosses phone number.

What those pissed off students do with that phone number, email, etc, is not my responsibility. But I reckon there is hundreds of them. Not only that but I might make an announcement along those lines. Now we're talking thousands. And I have done this before with a clown from Glenstal school for one. That worked a treat and we were only at about 5,000 members then. Now we've 50,000.

Personally, I'm curious how strong the Anti-Muppet Lazer Beam that boards can turn into is these days.


DeV.

Sparky

there the master has spoken, and you sure damn know it, hes even put a link into to help you.

WizZard

Hot coffee. Keyboard. Above post.

Major cleanup operation...

DeV, you've missed your calling.

steveland?

I don't like the idea of not being able to not study in college...

Devious

DeVore wrote:

LOL.


But let me tell you what the next step is. Next we will ban all of DCU. The entire IP range. Thats a lot of students out there. A lot of students who loaf off lectures to read boards. And guess what. We'll redirect those IP's to a page that explains exactly why we are doing this and our "history" with you. I'll also link to the publically accessible page where one can find your bosses phone number.

What those pissed off students do with that phone number, email, etc, is not my responsibility. But I reckon there is hundreds of them. Not only that but I might make an announcement along those lines. Now we're talking thousands. And I have done this before with a clown from Glenstal school for one. That worked a treat and we were only at about 5,000 members then. Now we've 50,000.


DeV.

Hardcore man! HARDCORE! (Mental note to self: do NOT p1ss off the admins!)

Sparky

admins have powers way beyond god, we are there slaves, and if we get out of line, its pay the price time.
ahhhhhh

Boston

DeVore wrote:

What those pissed off students do with that phone number, email, etc, is not my responsibility. But I reckon there is hundreds of them. Not only that but I might make an announcement along those lines. Now we're talking thousands. And I have done this before with a clown from Glenstal school for one. That worked a treat and we were only at about 5,000 members then. Now we've 50,000.

Personally, I'm curious how strong the Anti-Muppet Lazer Beam that boards can turn into is these days.

DeV.

I remember that. That was funny.

RuggieBear

fight the powah!!!! silly silly silly sammy

county

Mordeth wrote:

you're a child molester and we all know it

a bit strong but quite funny

masteroftherealm

DeVore wrote:

What those pissed off students do with that phone number, email, etc, is not my responsibility. But I reckon there is hundreds of them. Not only that but I might make an announcement along those lines. Now we're talking thousands. And I have done this before with a clown from Glenstal school for one. That worked a treat and we were only at about 5,000 members then. Now we've 50,000.

Personally, I'm curious how strong the Anti-Muppet Lazer Beam that boards can turn into is these days.

DeV.

Ooo that would not be pretty! Teehee remind me never to get on your bad side dude and to call you if i need to scare the living S********** outta someone, definitly a lost call man, you should be one of those scary security gaurd guys

Hydromonkey

masteroftherealm

Could anSMod or a CMod "accidenily" ost this dudes IP address here, I'm sure we could help out with this eejit(",)

qz

Somebody please do something quick, he's making me really hungry!

Tar.Aldarion

DeVore wrote:

LOL.

Oh so it was you sending me mails threatening talking of ringing the Gardai.
God I'd love to be on the line when that phonecall is made:
"Hello, is that the Garda Siochana?"
"Yes, this is Inspector Garda MacBogger here."
"I want to report a crime."
"All right, who was the victim"
"I was"
"Well seeing as you're still alive, I'll be filing this under: To Do When All The Murder Cases Are Done With. What seems to be the problem? "
"I've been harrassed!"
<pause>
"Sexually?"
"No, Electronically!"
"Sexually, with electronics?"
"No, see theres this site, you know... a website"
"Oh bejaysus I know all about those ones, ho ho me lad! But, eh, thats not harrassment, thats abuse. Self abuse."
"NO! I'm trying to tell you that I have been harrassing this website AND NOW THEY ARE BEING ALL MEAN TO ME."
"Explain yerself."
"Well I never thought they'd find out where I was doing it from, because, you know, its the Int0rw3b and only Neo can h4x0r it. So I posted loads of stupid dumb stuff (including some from pictures from those OTHER websites) and generally acted the arseh*le. And they reported me to my boss!!"
"And..."
"And what? Isnt that harrassment?!"
"So, you keep going there and making trouble. And they reported you to your boss, who's equipment you've been using. And now you are back there making trouble again. But its them you are reporting for harrassment??!"
"They said mean things... does that count?"
"No."
"They hurt my feelings...."
<click>


I think you are looking for the "Victim Support" page for the Gardai.
Its here: http://www.garda.ie/angarda/vimsup.html


So you run along now little doggy, cos you're high pitched yipping is an annoyance.

But let me tell you what the next step is. Next we will ban all of DCU. The entire IP range. Thats a lot of students out there. A lot of students who loaf off lectures to read boards. And guess what. We'll redirect those IP's to a page that explains exactly why we are doing this and our "history" with you. I'll also link to the publically accessible page where one can find your bosses phone number.

What those pissed off students do with that phone number, email, etc, is not my responsibility. But I reckon there is hundreds of them. Not only that but I might make an announcement along those lines. Now we're talking thousands. And I have done this before with a clown from Glenstal school for one. That worked a treat and we were only at about 5,000 members then. Now we've 50,000.

Personally, I'm curious how strong the Anti-Muppet Lazer Beam that boards can turn into is these days.


DeV.

feckin ace post man,wow

Naos

I understand the basics of what "12 click" does..
Anyone have a link to its origin?

steveland?

It used to take 12 clicks for an admin to ban a user in the olden days, it's a lot easier nowadays but it just stuck

Nevyn

Devore once counted the number of mouse clicks it took to ban some one
site wide, at the time it took 12 , hence the phrase 12 clicked.

http://www.boards.ie/wiki/index.php/12-Clicked



DCU ip banned that will have an on campus hurt hunt on someone ass.

masteroftherealm

Seriously? The Whole IP Range?

DeVore

Cloud once famously banned all of Cork to get rid of a user. He's a bit mad that way.

DeV.

RuggieBear

on the plus side it should end all the bitching and moaning about who should mod the DCU forum....

steveland?

Does this moron only ever post from DCU? If not then banning DCU wouldn't really help...

masteroftherealm

DeVore wrote:

Cloud once famously banned all of Cork to get rid of a user. He's a bit mad that way.

DeV.

Ha I like it! Ilike it a lot.

JackKelly

DeVore wrote:

Cloud once famously banned all of Cork to get rid of a user. He's a bit mad that way.

DeV.

lmao.Poor corkonians.Always getting the wrong end of the stick

btw, why would he be posting from DCU at two in the morning in the middle of summer?

Tar.Aldarion

even if he is not there now he studies? there and well the dcu'ers would not be happy at all.

steveland?

TimAy wrote:

lmao.Poor corkonians.Always getting the wrong end of the stick

btw, why would he be posting from DCU at two in the morning in the middle of summer?

AFAIK he works there, CSD building, beside the cafeteria and at the back of the Henry Gratten building if you feel like paying him a visit...

sammysnail2

steveland? wrote:

Does this moron only ever post from DCU? If not then banning DCU wouldn't really help...

nope, this moron never posts from dcu

steveland?

DeVore wrote:

Cloud once famously banned all of Cork to get rid of a user. He's a bit mad that way.

DeV.

I'll bet the three people in Cork with working electricity were mightily pissed off about that...

Tar.Aldarion

FACT: 33% of corks boards users are banned because of spam