favourite character?

smoke.me.a.kipper · 02-01-2005 4:37pm #1

whats your favourite character?

mine has got to be Arnold Judas Rimmer.
in the words of Ace Rimmer, "the mans a maggot".

steveland? · 02-01-2005 4:40pm

I gotta say Kryten. The guy's a legend. The amount of different guises of Kryten he's played: No-guilt-chip Kryten, reset-to-factory-settings Kryten, low Kryten, high Kryten, Kryten-with-emotions.

Either him or the low Rimmer. The shot of Rimmer coming down the stairs in the FrankNFurter costume was the funniest part of Red Dwarf EVER.

"I'm going to lash you to within an inch of your life. And then.... I'm going to have you!"

smoke.me.a.kipper · 02-01-2005 4:43pm

SteveD wrote:

The amount of different guises of Kryten he's played:

lol, "smug mode"

steveland? · 02-01-2005 4:44pm

"You will make sure that chair is bolted to the ground won't you Kryten... with big long bolts that go deep deep into the ground? Lovely"

Ro: maaan! · 02-01-2005 4:44pm

Couldn't choose between them. They all have thier charms...

Nukem · 02-01-2005 4:59pm

Cryty has to be - or Hol
Cryt -

trying to say smeg head

Hol -

Dumped on a planet for 2million years and the guys lost nothing

Ro: maaan! · 02-01-2005 5:00pm

Holly: He back, kicking bottom or what?

Nukem · 02-01-2005 5:13pm

Holly: Right dudes

smoke.me.a.kipper · 02-01-2005 5:15pm

holly - "we are talking jape of the decade! were talking april, may, june, july and august fool!"

Nukem · 02-01-2005 5:18pm

Excellent - Queg 2000 Ep
The game of Chess Ah yes

Holly: Horsey move to H4

smoke.me.a.kipper · 02-01-2005 5:27pm

horsey takes prawn

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe · 02-01-2005 5:33pm

gotta lvoe holly. he's mint

jonnybadd · 03-01-2005 12:27am

Norman Lovetts Holly or Kryton, you cant fault these characters, you cant really fault the others either, but those two are just my favourites

freakydeadgirl · 23-01-2005 12:48am

the skutters kick ass

Kain · 24-01-2005 10:12am

Kryton: "Leg it mode sir!!"

LanceStorm · 03-02-2005 7:45pm

Loved Ace Rimmer
"Smoke me a kipper skipper, i'll be back for breakfast"

Spalk0 · 28-02-2005 11:45am

Got to be kryten or Rimmer!

Lister : "Kryten, electrical appliances are not supposed to give you a double polaroid!".......or something along those lines!

Cat : "Gangreen!?!?! hey that might just work!"

Scarinae · 12-03-2005 2:39pm

Mine would probably have to be Kryten! This is one of my favourite Kryten scenes:

LISTER: (Holding up a banana) Okay, let's try again. What is it?
KRYTEN: It's a banana.
LISTER: No, it isn't. Try again. What is it?
KRYTEN: It's a banana?
LISTER: (Exasperated) No, it isn't! What is it?
KRYTEN: It's an urrrr.... It's an urrrr....
LISTER: It's an orange! Go on, say it. It's an orange! This! Is! An
orange!
KRYTEN: It's an orrrr... It's an orrrr... It's a banana! It's no good,
sir, I just can't do it!
LISTER: You CAN do it, I'm gonna teach you how! (Holding up an apple)
Okay, what's this?
KRYTEN: It's an ap...
LISTER: No, no, no, what is it?
KRYTEN: Oh, it's no good sir, I just can't lie! I'm programmed always to
tell the truth.
LISTER: Kryten, it's easy! (Holding up the apple) Look: an orange.
(Holding up the orange) A melon. (Holding up the banana) A female
aardvark!
KRYTEN: Oh! Oh, that is just so superb, sir! How DO you do that?
Especially calling a banana an aardvark? An aardvark isn't even a
fruit! It's total genius!
LISTER: (Beat) Let's start again.
KRYTEN: Oh, sir, my head is spinning. We've been doing this all morning!
LISTER: Kryten, I'm gonna teach you how to lie and cheat if it's the last
thing I do. I want you to be unpleasant, cruel, and sarcastic; it's
the only way to break your programming, man -- make you independent!
KRYTEN: Well, I'm truly grateful, sir. Don't you think I'd love to be
deceitful, unpleasant, and offensive? Those are the human qualities I
admire the most! But I just can't do it.
LISTER: You CAN!
KRYTEN: I CAN'T!
LISTER: (Picks up the banana again.) Look! What's this?!
KRYTEN: No!
LISTER: What is it?
KRYTEN: Please!
LISTER: Come on, what is it?
KRYTEN: It's a b... It's a b... It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian
traffic warden!
LISTER: Yes, you did it, you did it! (Holding up the orange) What's
this?
KRYTEN: It's a red-and-blue striped golfing umbrella!
LISTER: Kryten! Yes! (Holding up the apple) What's this?
KRYTEN: It's an apple.
LISTER: No! What is it?
KRYTEN: It's a... it's a... it's, it's, it's the Bolivian Navy on
manoeuvres in the South Pacific!

Trick Pie · 18-03-2005 4:25pm

I suppose Rimmer, even though he can be awfully annoying, he's had some of the funniest lines.

It's hard to choose, really.

When I was younger I really like Cat.

Megatron · 01-04-2005 4:56pm

The weather girl fro Chanel 17 ( with her pointy stick)

Elfman · 03-04-2005 5:39pm

SMOKE ME A KIPPER IL BE BACK FOR BREAKFAST !!! the greatest phrase known to man ace rimmer rocks in so many ways I love the guys mt emails smokemeakipperilbebackforbreakfast@hotmail i think the govenment should make ppl say it more who's wiith me !!!.....

sorry got carried away

fun bus · 26-04-2005 5:54pm

Its gotta be the cat-danny john-jules is a genius!

Beebox · 03-05-2005 5:05pm

Rimmer. He's such a coward.

ghostchant · 17-05-2005 9:03pm

Rimmer

OY · 17-05-2005 9:10pm

My favorite lines ever...

Rimmer: "Step it up to red Alert..."
Kryten: "Are you absolutely sure sir...it does mean we have to change the light bulb!"

Classic. And for that i have to say Kryten.

Where is the poll???

Ro: maaan! · 17-05-2005 9:13pm

Yea, there really should be a poll here...

Nukem · 17-05-2005 9:16pm

Well Ro; you make the quote and we will do that. There are some cracking comments though

Shabadu · 17-05-2005 9:22pm

Gotta be Kryten. Hungover: Is this the human value you call...friendship?

Zeppie · 19-05-2005 12:30pm

I take it I'm the only Lister fan?

steveland? · 19-05-2005 2:56pm

Zeppie wrote:

I take it I'm the only Lister fan?

He has his moments...

ghostchant · 19-05-2005 2:57pm

Lister is great, I just prefer Rimmer.

favourite character?

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