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What's the strangest slogan on a t-shirt you own?

  • 29-12-2004 7:56pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭


    I got a t-shirt today that says "this is noodle town".

    It makes me laugh, anyway.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 187 ✭✭shelly04


    my brother has lots of strange tops... one with the 'schitt' family history story,v funny.. another being. i have a drink problem....2 hands one mouth thats the f***ing problem. He also has the cool as fcuk and fcuk on the beach top.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    shelly04 wrote:
    He also has the cool as fcuk and fcuk on the beach top.
    what a rebel!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 187 ✭✭shelly04


    tman wrote:
    what a rebel!
    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,645 ✭✭✭Shrimp


    I've got one thats like about 100+ words long.. emm.. I'll copy it up later :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55,572 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    I sniffed coke, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

    (Bought in amsterdam :))


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,604 ✭✭✭blondie83


    "I live in my own little world, but it's okay they know me there!"


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    "1337 24/7"


    (it was a gift)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭captainplanet


    i dont get it? the best one i've seen, some woman was wearing it a while ago and well, its brilliant. how i loved her
    "bea
    you
    tea
    full"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭Lafortezza


    Navy tshirt, big orange letters, YOU DIRTY DIRTY BITCH

    It gets good reactions and bad reactions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭2 Espressi


    my favourite has to be my goats.com beer litany...
    litany_preview.gif


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭John


    **** all boybands

    of course it's not all stars on the t-shirt (and not fcuk either)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    I want this one if it ever comes in a ladies size!
    pa_jesusmetal.jpg
    One of the best Penny Arcade strips. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭edibility


    heheh rainbow kirby, I want that one too :D I have one I got printed for myself that's a bar code with my (proper) nick ebon underneath it in hex and binary, and something like human version 1.4.2 underneath it...can't remember, and cba going to look. Tis très nerdy, I love it.
    leet.JPG


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    I had the displeasure of receiving a fcuk t-shirt with the slogan 'anyone for stuffing', for xmas. Needless to say it will never see the light of day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31 White Angel


    Apparently those fcuk tshirts, legend as they are, are going to be banned soon...? anyone else hear that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,421 ✭✭✭Doodee


    I have a few around somewhere, of recent i like this one most

    good_bush_bad_bush.jpg


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 11,107 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    Apparently those fcuk tshirts, legend as they are, are going to be banned soon...? anyone else hear that?

    I'd presume it's related to this and I for one am damn glad. Wow, you're so cool because your t-shirt has a mis-spelt swearword on it. You rebel.

    Probably the only interesting-slogan'd t-shirt I actually own is the BOFH one, (and possibly the Nintendo "Know your roots" one) although there are many I'd like, not least the dieselsweeties "I am ten ninjas" shirt. Or the meninhats.com one for "Ninjas eating tacos" (I like most of the meninhats ones, in fact. Except for Robot Cheney).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭PurpleFistMixer


    I've little tshirts with slogans on them, but I've got a "All your base are belong to us" one, with "somebody set up us the bomb" on the back...


    ...The amount of people asking me what it means....

    Although it's amusing to walk down the street and see people trying to read what it says...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,747 ✭✭✭Wez


    Purple.. I have that slogan on my schoolbag! Everyone's like, 'wtf does that mean?' I'm like ' d00d, jooR such a n00b! ' lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭PurpleFistMixer


    I usually just tell them it's from a game, nod patronisingly, and leave it at that.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,747 ✭✭✭Wez


    lol, I saw a girl I know just started writing slogans on blank T's. I'm gonna start doing that, so if you see a guy with slogan's written on his T, you know it's me! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭_sheep


    Jersey with 'City Name Sports Team' with a symbol of a ball thats a mix of 3/4 different sports.

    Have gotten some interesting questions about it :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,085 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    I usually just tell them it's from a game, nod patronisingly, and leave it at that.

    Aren't you one are superior :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    made one myself that says AVRILSLAYER as i hate Avril Lavigne and people think i look like her. a lot of people.its depressing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I have one that says "goober", yes I made it myself, but it rules.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 187 ✭✭shelly04


    saw my mate wearing one today saying Duck my Sick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭Miles


    I have a motorcycle t-shirt that says "If you can read this the bitch fell off."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    oh I saw a great one sayin "great lay ltd, experts in shag-pile, call 0800-69-69-69"

    it took me a few minutes to get cos I didnt read it all...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭Miles


    My sister has this one:

    "My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse--He Couldn't Do Better and I Couldn't Do Worse"



    :D :cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭Miles


    Nightwish wrote:
    made one myself that says AVRILSLAYER as i hate Avril Lavigne and people think i look like her. a lot of people.its depressing.


    Hey, Avril is smoking hot. :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    its a bad thing.very bad thing.shes the worst thing 2 happen 2 music. i get called avril in college on a daily basis and in nightclubs...i once broke a guys nose in the temple theatre over it...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭Miles


    My kind of girl. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    oooh, now you should have a tshirt about breaking some guys nose!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    im too high maintenance. if u read some of the other stuff ive posted here u might not think so


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    "There's no place like ::1"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    Nightwish wrote:
    its a bad thing.very bad thing.shes the worst thing 2 happen 2 music. i get called avril in college on a daily basis and in nightclubs...i once broke a guys nose in the temple theatre over it...

    What is it with you chicks, soooo violent.

    I got kicked in the balls by another Boards.ie member for calling her Avril.

    Sure, Avril has no talent, and t's just a marketing ploy, but given half a chance, every man (and most women) would ride her raw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,109 ✭✭✭sutty


    I have a few...

    One saying "I'm with stupid" and the hand pointing down

    An other saying "Nice ass" and a picture of an ass on it (as in the animal)

    One saying "I reserve the right for the inappropriate use of my equipment"

    and one just Saying "SLEAZY" in huge writing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    SyxPak wrote:
    What is it with you chicks, soooo violent.

    I got kicked in the balls by another Boards.ie member for calling her Avril.

    Sure, Avril has no talent, and t's just a marketing ploy, but given half a chance, every man (and most women) would ride her raw.

    She was right to try debollock you. its an insult to be likened to somebody so truly truly awful. and i wouldnt ride her...id strangle her with my dog collar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Hehe, and I'd probably skin her alive and then see who wants her.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I had one that a friend made for me. It says, "my other t-shirts a jumper". I loved that tee...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,256 ✭✭✭Molly


    "Uh Oh Spagettios"

    "Dork"

    "I'm a super duper programmer"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    "this is my two bitches"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭edibility


    Nightwish wrote:
    She was right to try debollock you. its an insult to be likened to somebody so truly truly awful. and i wouldnt ride her...id strangle her with my dog collar

    Em. Dog collar. Likeness. Also, should be kept to bedroom. Or not at all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 615 ✭✭✭Hydromonkey


    I've got

    "Micheal Jackson did not molest those children - He made love to them"

    and one or two other tshirthell shirts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,341 ✭✭✭✭Chucky the tree


    "1337 24/7"


    (it was a gift)



    poor bastard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭Miles


    I'm still new on this board, has 1337 infested this place too?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭edibility


    As much as it has infested anywhere.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,341 ✭✭✭✭Chucky the tree


    using it should be a banning offense


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    "noobs"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    edibility wrote:
    Em. Dog collar. Likeness. Also, should be kept to bedroom. Or not at all.
    whats wrong with wearing a dog collar. in fact dont answer cos i dont care.


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