How many girls have you been with in your life?

Heineken

Use 'with' in whatever way you'd like i.e. scored, shagged, got head etc.

I'm on just over 200 at this stage.

gimmick

:rolleyes:

Johnny_the_fox

200 ... your a real stud muffin.

a legend.

:eek:

Ro: maaan!

Hey this guy's cool!

Heineken

I havnt shagged 200 like LOL


I had scored like 100 girls by the time I was 16

sionnach

we'll all probably be eating your dust in the VD poll too

Heineken

hehe. Nah, I stick to the hotties, who are, for the type of blokes with VD, unattainable

sionnach

but they can't resist guys who boast about their conquests on internet message boards and have pink text in their sigs eh? you dreamboat

Miguel_Sanchez

Heineken wrote:

hehe. Nah, I stick to the hotties, who are, for the type of blokes with VD, unattainable

Yup there's only a certain type of guys with VD. Everyone knows this.

*sigh*

It's a wonder this muppet remembers to breathe.

jonny68

Heineken wrote:

Use 'with' in whatever way you'd like i.e. scored, shagged, got head etc.

I'm on just over 200 at this stage.

Your talking bull**** :rolleyes: and why do you feel the need to go on an internet forum and say such rubbish. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Heineken

how is that bs? I always score when I go out. I go out on average once a week. So add all them up and you get a rough figure. Doesn't take into account the girls I'm with the rest of the time.

Good God, I just wanted to converse with my fellow man! Just because you mightn't be the womens number one choice, doesn't mean that nobody is. Next time you're out, check out the sexy guy pulling the sexy girls, while you watch from the sidelines. That guy is me

I don't mean any offence, but you're attacking me over nothing.

goin'_to_the_PS

i suppose there are some people in our society that have scored over 200 people, Heniken your one of them..........................but which one

Please tick
Whore
Slapper
Desparete
Someone who pays sluts a euro to meet them

goin'_to_the_PS

Heniken might answer if he can take his eyes off this pic
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=210952

Jim

I can break down garage doors with my head?
Anyone else?

goin'_to_the_PS

no but i can do 2 of the tendious d press ups

Heineken

goin'_to_the_PS wrote:

i suppose there are some people in our society that have scored over 200 people, Heniken your one of them..........................but which one

Please tick
Whore
Slapper
Desparete
Someone who pays sluts a euro to meet them

Why must you hate?

I am a bit of a whore though! LOL

goin'_to_the_PS

how much

oh wait thats going too far Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete

Damn thing still posted

Heineken

wouldn't you like to know!

goin'_to_the_PS

all my posts were only taken the piss. Sure i'v been with around 200 girls myself......... wait for it wait for it wait for it sorry make that 201

(does sexual partners include myself if not it would only be erm..............let see...................around.........one...two...three.. yeah o)

Heineken

That sucks dude. Come out with me some time I'll get ya laid


edit: With a girl lol!

aidan_walsh

200 eh? Your wrists must have been pretty sore after all that...

koneko

F.uck off, troll.

wayfarer

Look, this is obviously a pisstake. People like Heineken here can't use computers!

cormie

Why don't you post a new thread with a new poll. Attach an image of yourself (authentic, have a piece of paper with the writing "heineken for boards" or something in your hands) and have the poll options of 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and see the results of what you get out of 10:)hopefully the voters will be honest and vote purely on looks and sex appeal. If I think your an exceptionally good looking guy, you will get a 10!

Heineken

Look. OK, I know some of you have a problem with me seemingly. I suppose reading back over my post it did seem a bit arrogant, but still, that doesn't give you all the right to give me such abuse....

Heineken

cormie wrote:

Why don't you post a new thread with a new poll. Attach an image of yourself (authentic, have a piece of paper with the writing "heineken for boards" or something in your hands) and have the poll options of 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and see the results of what you get out of 10:)hopefully the voters will be honest and vote purely on looks and sex appeal. If I think your an exceptionally good looking guy, you will get a 10!

It's not all about the looks my friend. But they do play a small role

There's too many trolls around for a thread like that to work Too many guys here too!

koneko

Heineken wrote:

Look. OK, I know some of you have a problem with me seemingly. I suppose reading back over my post it did seem a bit arrogant, but still, that doesn't give you all the right to give me such abuse....

Yeah it does. The way I see it you're either

a) a troll or
b) a scumbag

Which is better? Take the fact I called you a troll as a compliment. Only scumbags come onto message boards to brag about how many girls they've slept with.

rainbow kirby

Heineken wrote:

Use 'with' in whatever way you'd like i.e. scored, shagged, got head etc.

I'm on just over 200 at this stage.

I bet this guy has a really small penis.

Heineken

koneko wrote:

Yeah it does. The way I see it you're either

a) a troll or
b) a scumbag

Which is better? Take the fact I called you a troll as a compliment. Only scumbags come onto message boards to brag about how many girls they've slept with.

Jealous?

cormie

Heineken wrote:

It's not all about the looks my friend. But they do play a small role

There's too many trolls around for a thread like that to work Too many guys here too!

Well do it anyway, just so we can see what you look like! go on:)

koneko

Heineken wrote:

Jealous?

I lack the necessary equipment to screw slutty scumbag chicks, but sure go ahead and assume that.

Heineken

cormie wrote:

Well do it anyway, just so we can see what you look like! go on:)

I'll take one tomorrow maybe. Having a few drinkies before I head out!

Heineken

koneko wrote:

I lack the necessary equipment to screw slutty scumbag chicks, but sure go ahead and assume that.

Dude, I AM NOT a scumbag. Take my word for it. lol.

You're the one doing all the assuming.

cormie

Heineken wrote:

I'll take one tomorrow maybe. Having a few drinkies before I head out!

Go for it:) sure it's Christmas! what better time to do it? Can you promise me?

Describe what you look like by the way

koneko

Heineken wrote:

Dude, I AM NOT a scumbag.

Yeah you sure sound like a nice guy :rolleyes:

Heineken

teehee I've got long blonde hair, blue eyes, tanned toned body, long legs...er or not! LOL.


I don't sound like a nice guy? I think it's you who's not being nice. Maybe I come across as being a bit arrogant, but I'm as nice as pie!

Cake Fiend

I've shagged over 600 women, I'm a ride, I'm great in the sack and I have a huge langer.

And it's all true, because I put it on the internet.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=attention+whore&r=f

cormie

Heineken wrote:

teehee I've got long blonde hair, blue eyes, tanned toned body, long legs...er or not! LOL.


I don't sound like a nice guy? I think it's you who's not being nice. Maybe I come across as being a bit arrogant, but I'm as nice as pie!

I don't think anyone could possibly know you well enough to determine wether you are nice or not. You simply posted a poll. Just because you happened to be with over 200 girls yourself doesn't mean your not a nice guy. Maybe you posted it with the intention of making yourself look good but at the end of the day, the poll is still a poll.

koneko

"pleeeease everybody compliment me and tell me what a stud I am so it can validate me as a person!"

Cake Fiend

How many girls have you been with so koneko?

koneko

Damn, it's so many I can't remember, man.

gandalf

LOL 200 Girls I can just see this guy scrubbing his member with a wire brush to try and get the diseases off it

koneko I am surprised you have fallen for this troll

koneko

gandalf wrote:

koneko I am surprised you have fallen for this troll

I'm bored gandy

Cake Fiend

I'm sure Heineken here could entertain you for at least two and a half minutes...

gandalf

Hmmmm now what can we do to get you unbored

Heineken

I'm not a troll.

And I'm not looking for validation. Think about it, if anyone else had just posted the thread and been like "I've been with 5 girls" then nobody would think any different.

I'm sorry that so many of you feel the need to insult me due to the amount of women I've scored. Says alot about the person to be honest. If someone was to mock them for not being with any women they'd freak out yet the hypocrites feel the need to judge me. :rolleyes:

koneko

Heineken wrote:

women I've scored

Women are people not goals.

I'm not feeding this troll any longer.

Trebor

Heineken wrote:

I'm not a troll.

And I'm not looking for validation. Think about it, if anyone else had just posted the thread and been like "I've been with 5 girls" then nobody would think any different.

I'm sorry that so many of you feel the need to insult me due to the amount of women I've scored. Says alot about the person to be honest. If someone was to mock them for not being with any women they'd freak out yet the hypocrites feel the need to judge me. :rolleyes:

the majority of people on boards are not 16 years old so this type of question is seen as childish (but not in a good way ). if you are serious about this post and are not a troll then ask yourself why you felt the need to compare how many women you've "scored"? we neither want nor care to know about you numerious conquests, if on the other hand you have a funny sexual encounter we will be more than happy to listen.

i too am bored

azezil

well not many women, but guys and gals combined i'm pusing 50+


(hehe not bad for just under 2 years)

Jim

Az you don't know what a gurl is.

simu

Heineken wrote:

I'm not a troll.

And I'm not looking for validation. Think about it, if anyone else had just posted the thread and been like "I've been with 5 girls" then nobody would think any different.

I'm sorry that so many of you feel the need to insult me due to the amount of women I've scored. Says alot about the person to be honest. If someone was to mock them for not being with any women they'd freak out yet the hypocrites feel the need to judge me. :rolleyes:

You're named after cráp beer and it looks like you started this thread to show off (otherwise, there was no need to mention your own number - you could have just clicked one of the poll options) - that's why people are getting annoyed at you. To make up for this, put your pic up - surely at least one of the 200 must be a boards member!