When you take a sh*t...lads only...

Bela Fleck

When you're taking a dump, do you stuff your dick under the toilet seat or rest it on the seat?

I tend to stuff it under the seat when I'm pissing, and then let it rest on the seat while I'm not - except in public toilets - then I try to just hold it down under the seat for the duration without touching off the rim, etc.

Pyr0

I basically do the same as you my friend.

I get really freaked if "it" touches the rim of a public toilet,I keep thinking it's going to get infected and fall off :eek: .

elivsvonchiaing

At home whatever! In public do you really not feel the need to have the old lad insulated from public toilet seat? :eek:

asphalt-cushion

I feel sick...

garthv

i prefer to rub my cock on the public seat,preferably when its piss-ridden,which most public toilet seats are.

who the f*ck comes up with these stupid questions?

Winters

I manage to miss and get everything on the seat itself usually.




I lie

Farls

Sick, deranged newbies....

i'm never using a public toilet again after reading this :eek:

Standard Toaster

GaRtH_V wrote:

i prefer to rub my cock on the public seat,preferably when its piss-ridden,which most public toilet seats are.

who the f*ck comes up with these stupid questions?

Hahaha!

The_B_Man

dont use public crappers anyway, for reasons explained in detail above. i might start gettin colonic irrigation.

cujimmy

Pyr0 wrote:

I basically do the same as you my friend.

I get really freaked if "it" touches the rim of a public toilet,I keep thinking it's going to get infected and fall off :eek: .

The chance of getting an infection from a toilet is slim but there is a chance. This being the case you'r more likely to contract it from the seat then the rim. Wipe the seat afore ya start and everything should be OK.


ps GaRtH_V pure dead brilliant

BloodBath

Wipe the seat afore ya start and everything should be OK.

Yeah wipe it with your cock. Anytime I reach galway station i need to use the jacks. That has to be one of the dodgiest smelly ****holes. I'm sure tourists love it when they arrive.


BloodBath

Karl Hungus

I always have to have it tucked under, because when I squeeze out a brick, a bit of pee always squirts out at the same time. If I rested it on the seat, that would be messy for all involved.

Lump

I'm Afraid of Public toilets.

John

Bela Fleck

Karl Hungus wrote:

I always have to have it tucked under, because when I squeeze out a brick, a bit of pee always squirts out at the same time. If I rested it on the seat, that would be messy for all involved.

Agreed, but I usually just stuff it back under the seat when I'm about to squeeze another one out.

DirtyDog

GaRtH_V wrote:

i prefer to rub my cock on the public seat,preferably when its piss-ridden,which most public toilet seats are.

who the f*ck comes up with these stupid questions?

hahaha could not of put it better myself.

EKRIUQ

To be honest I never worried about what people do, and have never felt the need to ask others posters. But Hey that's just me

swalsh

WTF...knew i shouldn't have came in to see this one, feeling quite ill know......must go to the toilet

Maximilian

Its far less hassle just to sh*t on the floor, I find.

Peteee

blarrrgghhh i'll not be using public toilets again

ffs lads

koneko

ffs
you couldn't think of a better subject to talk about?

pretty-in-pink

how many of you public-toilet a phobes would eat a kebab? Did you know there are fewer germs on the seat of a public loo then on the meat of a kebab. Yup, more likely to catch something and die if ya eat a kebab. So after a nightclub, feeling hungry, stagger into a chipper, walk to the jacks, drop to your knees, puke a bit then lick the seat. Its healthier then the kebab your mates eating.

Makes you wonder what they do to kebabs right?

Lump

Apparently there are more germs on your computer keyboard then the toilet seat....


John

cajun_tiger

hmm why would you let your tush touch the seat????
so unhealthy!!!!

neuro-praxis

Apparently, crouching so that your bum doesn't touch the toilet seat is a very bad activity for a woman as it can lead to cervical cancer or some such other evil evil.

Merry Christmas!

GoneShootin

my shlong isnt long enough to dangle on the toilet seat

pickarooney

Actually, worrying about germs is the single biggest cause of brain cancer/woositis.

Maximilian

Waht about a sink? Are there much germs on a sink? I don't mean after I have p!issed in it either btw...

Interceptor

Lump wrote:

Apparently there are more germs on your computer keyboard then the toilet seat....


John

So don't take a dump on your keyboard. Or if you do, don't let your dick touch it.

On someone elses keyboard it doesn't matter.

'c

steveland?

It just gets worse in here these days....

Anyway I can't dump in a public toilet... I'm seriously germaphobic... Wouldn't touch a kebab.

garthv

koneko wrote:

ffs
you couldn't think of a better subject to talk about?

yeh we could talk about how many germs are on the doors of public toilets from manky c*nts not washing their hands after taking a dump.....

amp

I usually throw it over my shoulder and feed it back into the toilet after wrapping it around a number 10 bus (y'know, the long ones).

steveland?

GaRtH_V wrote:

yeh we could talk about how many germs are on the doors of public toilets from manky c*nts not washing their hands after taking a dump.....

Eww... I can't open doors in toilets if someone before me didn't wash their hands.... toilet doors should all open outwards so you can just throw yourself at it to open it

Sherifu

:eek: THAT IS ALL.

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

all this talk of everything is making me hungry...
anyone fancy goin for a few pints and a kebab? then im sure we can pass galway railstation... for a piss or a dump...

funny thing is, most people do this on a regular basis.
and i never heard of people getting seriously sick from eating a kebab.
but i have heard of people getting sick from mcdonalds...

smoke.me.a.kipper

i usually hover, having the need to neither put my dick on the seat or shove it under.

azezil

I wear a colostomy bag when i'm heading out

Agent Smith

i wipe, then tuck....

Weathering

a WTF moment. Just came across this thread

Sarky

Hang on... amp used to be banned. Now he's "Registered user".

COULD IT BE?!?!?!?!? :eek:

Chucken

Its been 4 years Sarky....4 years!

He's not coming back.