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Awkward silence thread

  • 19-12-2004 2:57am
    #1
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    You know... when a conversation just fizzles away to death, all the participants know it but can't escape the evil silence of doom...

    Starts here:

    /stares at ceiling cracks


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Comments

  • #2
    Tiriel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,182 ✭✭✭Tiriel


    /takes out mobile phone and "texts" someone.. anyone .. ahhhhh :eek:


  • #3
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    [thinks] should i say something? [/thinks]


  • #4
    Tiriel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,182 ✭✭✭Tiriel


    /fidgets with zip on hoody, plays with ring on finger.. *say something.. anything.. nope.. still silence.. think of something dammit* :confused:


  • #5
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    /yawns


  • #6
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    *Thinks* Did someone just fart?....nah...probably me.... *Thinks*


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  • #7
    billy the squid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    stares blankly at the floor


  • #8
    Tiriel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,182 ✭✭✭Tiriel


    makes way towards the door.. footsteps seem soo loud.. heart beat thumping in my ears..


  • #9
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    /ears perk up as someone speaks

    Voice: "Ah... In my culture random silences such as this are normal and even prized aspects of conversation"

    /thinks - will this revive conversation?

    /looks around


    /thinks - no, it ain't happening

    /plays with hair


  • #10
    Tiriel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,182 ✭✭✭Tiriel


    AAATTTchoooo!
    /*oh no I sneezed!! everyone is staring at me.. must make way to door quick..

    blushing. :o


  • #11
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    /dances riverdance, inside shoes, with toes


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  • #12
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Clears throat*


  • #13
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    HAY GUYZ? WATZ GOIN ON N DIS TREAD!


  • #14
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    ...


  • #15
    azezil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    /me starts boping to music in his head and making faces at people


  • #16
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Cracks knuckles, begins stroking beard*


  • #17
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    *sound of man walking in museum*


  • #18
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    /Checks watch, it's only 9.30.....ho hum.

    Mike.


  • #19
    ando
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,439 ✭✭✭ando


    * lets out a loud watery fart, everyone laughs and congratulates me


  • #20
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    *Laughs and congratulates Ando*


  • #21
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    *cracks due to awkwardness, jumps onto the nearest table and dances for all he's worth..* :o:o:o


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  • #22
    Nasty_Girl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭Nasty_Girl


    *Starts unravelling Tshirt*


  • #23
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Despairs at humanity, once again*


  • #24
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    sooooo......how bout those yankees?


  • #25
    gaui3d0pnbz86o
    Closed Accounts Posts: 738 ✭✭✭gaui3d0pnbz86o


    *collapses due to antos fart!*


  • #26
    Tiriel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,182 ✭✭✭Tiriel


    tick tock .. tick tock.. tick tock..


  • #27
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    *picks up the phone and pretends to talk to someone*


  • #28
    Tiriel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,182 ✭✭✭Tiriel


    rings Alcoholica.. oh oh.. how does your phone ring when ur..... :D


  • #29
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    *hides*


  • #30
    Ro: maaan!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    More drink!


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  • #31
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    so......eh......did u see the match last night?


  • #32
    2 Espressi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭2 Espressi


    Back in a sec...

    <sprints to jacks>


  • #33
    Fysh
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 11,107 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    So...err....anyone want a drink?

    *buys large cocktail with straw and gulps it down in 30 seconds, then spends the next half hour making slurpy noises with the straw as an excuse not to speak*


  • #34
    gaui3d0pnbz86o
    Closed Accounts Posts: 738 ✭✭✭gaui3d0pnbz86o


    *sings porno tune in head to nasty girls unravaling of t shirt*


  • #35
    delly
    Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 7,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭delly


    /me counts the amount of black marks on the floor *thinks* this place is a kip


  • #36
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    /shouts: Don't you hate pants?

    /me removes pants....


    /me realises everyone's still silent...

    /me makes way towards door

    /me exits


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  • #37
    bringitdown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,002 ✭✭✭bringitdown


    *cough*


  • #38
    CuLT
    Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    *tumbleweed*


  • #39
    Dave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    *sooo.. its ****ing freezing out isn't it*


  • #40
    bringitdown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,002 ✭✭✭bringitdown


    By node it munged up

    *SNEEZE*


  • #41
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    *offers bringitdown a hanky*. Then stares in mortification as the used hanky is handed back..............................


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  • #42
    neuro-praxis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭neuro-praxis


    /me spills a little Coke on her tights, blushes and fumblingly tries to clean it up, while we all laugh awkwardly

    "Oh sorry...never mind...ha ha ha...oh dear"


  • #43
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    So...


  • #44
    WizZard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,762 ✭✭✭WizZard


    Well......


  • #45
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Indeed...


  • #46
    Giblet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,989 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    pam wrote:
    HAY GUYZ? WATZ GOIN ON N DIS TREAD!

    Oh you!


  • #47
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Am..... so ............ nice day today............... :o


  • #48
    Pyr0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    *crunches on a packet of crisps*


  • #49
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *sniffles annoyingly*


  • #50
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    *crickets chirp*


  • #51
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    What time are you on till?


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