Inanimate Object

spunkymunky

What the strangest thing you woke up with after a "scenes missing" night? (Not a person)

For me it was a kettle, toaster and most other kitchen utensils.

monkeyfudge

A Féz.

It's possible I assaulted a blind organ grinder while drunk on absinthe...

It's a very nice Féz... it has stars and moons on it just like the one on the Shopkeeper from Mr. Benn.

Spalk0

Well i woke with a bike wheel taped to my hands and at least 15 precisionly placed pringle and fosters cans on me!

Half a kebab.
On my face.
I hate the 18th March

skywalker

Half a face.
On my kebab.

aidan_walsh

spunkymunky wrote:

For me it was a kettle, toaster and most other kitchen utensils.

Thats what happens when you wake up in the kitchen sink, I guess...

spunkymunky

Or when someone put a kitchen sink in ur bed...

dahamsta

Hairline fracture in my nose and blood on my tshirt. Buddy rang me and asked how my nose was, I said, "How the hell did you know about that?"

Drunk people and stoned people should really stay away from each other.

adam

monkeyfudge

Inanimate Object?

I heard Pat Kenny's wife once woke up with Pat Kenny next to her...

Skellington

monkeyfudge wrote:

It's a very nice Féz... it has stars and moons on it just like the one on the Shopkeeper from Mr. Benn.

brilliant... ya wanna sell it?

i woke up with a santa wind chime wrapped around my arm once... i kept waking up from the noise but never noticed the thing until next morning. i just thought i was imagining the noise.

Sarky

A lemon, with "Geebo watches you" written on it. If you were familiar with who this Geebo is, you'd be disturbed too...

Lump

Hmmm I've never woken up with anything in my bed

John

Slutmonkey57b

That's because you have 5,000 posts since 1999.

monkeyfudge: classic!

Lump

Luckily I'm not as sad as some of the people on here. I could have a lot more posts...

John

monkeyfudge

Lump wrote:

Luckily I'm not as sad as some of the people on here. I could have a lot more posts...

John

Yes.

And I could have alot more STDs.

Must try harder....

Lafortezza

A concrete encrusted traffic cone. There was another 4 traffic cones in the living room but I'm not a slut.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Slutmonkey57b wrote:

That's because you have 5,000 posts since 1999.

monkeyfudge: classic!

rofl

woosaysdan

i once woke up with a garden tree in my room, apparently we thought it would be great fun to rob it on the way home from the pub!!!

Squall

woosaysdan wrote:

i once woke up with a garden tree in my room, apparently we thought it would be great fun to rob it on the way home from the pub!!!

A metal Yield right of way sign

Badly Drunk Boy

I woke up once with a bodhrán beater thingy.

Turns out it was for crushing herbs or summat....

2 Espressi

Shoes on various occasions, a floorbrush once...

casso

I once woke up with a 2x4 around two feet long wich was part of teh bar I was at that night.