yo'mamma game

shellspeare

ok,i've probably got the wrong forum (again) but here's a funny game

to play the yo'mamma game simply reply to the previous post by adding a new yo'mamma joke



Yo mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

shellspeare

Yo mama's so fat she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks

Lump

The Crisp? She must be skinny!

John

(I win the game.... you made it up.... and guess what, You Fúcked it up)

Maximilian

Yo-Mommas so fat I had to roll over twice to get off her

Mimikyu

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LoneGunM@n

Your Mamma's so fat, I swerved to miss the b!tch & ran out of petrol

Lump

AHAHAHAHAHA


Now that is funny


John

Blub2k4

Yo momma is so fat that other fat women orbit around her.

Hellrazer

Yo mammas so fat you`d need a Sherpa and a Yak to get up on her!!

Blub2k4

YO momma is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy came out!

flyz

Yo Mamma so fat, she needs a boomerang to put a belt on.

shellspeare

yo'mamas so fat she needs to iron her clothes on the driveway

BolBill

Yo'mommas so fat her blood type's RAGU

Stark

Oh please, you lot are making boards look like a bad Eddie Murphy movie

sprinkles

Your mother is so rotund that when she attended her school she sat beside everybody. So there!

Ragamuffin

yo' mamma so fat, when her beeper went of people thought she was backin up!

Naos

whut u say bo' my momma?

yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard!

mayordenis

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Sherifu

Youre mommas so fat i burned my ass of the lightbulb when we were havin sex

joejoem

Your mama's so fat, when she went sunbathing on the beach, greenpeace tried to tow her back out to sea

RE*AC*TOR

your momma's so fat that she has increased risk of heart disease and diabetes.

joejoem

Yo mama's so fat I need to roll her in flour to find the wet spot

mayordenis

yo' momma's so fat, shes really fat , you got such a fat momma

Spalk0

does it have to be your mommas so fat?

How about.......Your mommas like a wet paper bag......soggy and useless!
Your mommas like a bowling ball.....finger her 3 times then fcuk her down the alley!

karlh

I got on the train last night.

They had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Healio

Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
yo momma's so bald she took a shower and got brainwashed.
yo momma's so poor she goes to the chipper and licks other peoples fingers.
yo momma's so poor she does drive-by shootings on the bus.

Crucifix

Yo momma's like an open goal....anyone can score

Velvet Vocals

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

your momma's so fat that she has increased risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Now that IS funny!!!!!

BolBill

Yo mommas so fat, when she turns around she gets a welcome home party.

Farls

yo momma's so fat she uses spudnick 1 as a vibrator

yo momma's so fat the weather man names her farts

yo momma's so old her age is expired

yo momma's so fat when she went missing her picture took up all 4 sides of the milk carton

yo momma's so fat when she goes to the restaurant she gets an estimate

yo momma's so fat when she wants weighed she goes to the weigh bridge

shellspeare

Yo mama's so dumb, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Maximilian

*eh* tbh

shellspeare

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

MickFarr

Yo mama so fat when I tell her to move her ass, she's gotta make two trips!

Healio

Yo mama's so old she owes jesus a fiver.
Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she drinks water and spits out lemonade.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter.
yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

shellspeare

Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.

banquo

yo mamma's so fat, she's an .ArrayOutOfBOundsExceptionError

swalsh

your mamma is so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday

Sherifu

banquo wrote:

yo mamma's so fat, she's an .ArrayOutOfBOundsExceptionError

NERD, get my gun!

Chalk

yo mamas so fat i had to take two buses and a dart just to get on her good side

swalsh

yo mammas so fat that when she got on the scale it said 'to be continued'

joejoem

Yo moma's so fat, when I have sex with her I slap her on the leg and ride the waves in

DEmeant0r

Yo momma is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money! (Hope that one didn't come up yet)

shellspeare

yo mamma so fat, when she travels she has to make two journey's

spoofilyj

Yo mama is sooo fat that when she brought her underwear to the dry-cleaners they said sorry we dont do curtains! :rolleyes:

LoneGunM@n

Yo mamma's so old, I told her act her age & the b!tch dropped dead

shellspeare

yo'mammas so old when she was at school there was no history class

Spalk0

LoneGunM@n wrote:

Yo mamma's so old, I told her act her age & the b!tch dropped dead

HAHA thats a good one!.....had a a small chuckle at that!

Roddy23

Yo mammas so fat when she wears her Malcolm X jumper, helicopters try to land on her.

Yo mammas so fat shes on both sides of the family.
Yo mammas so fat whe hse goes to get her photo taken it has to be an aerial shot.

Sangre

shellspeare wrote:

yo mamma so fat, when she travels she has to make two journey's

What?
Anyway...
Yo mommas so fat she has TWO breasts.

skywalker

Yo mammas so fat, after sex shes smokes a ham.