What is the most annoying song of all time?

Yo Mamma

Is there a certain tune that makes your blood boil every time it shrieks out of the radio? 1980s anthem, The Birdie Song has just been voted the most annoying song of all time by internet site dotmusic. Teletubbies Say Eh-Oh and Aqua's Barbie Girl also joined the hall of shame.

These are the songs that get stuck in your head because of their sheer brutalness, u know the ones that u really hate and find yourself singing in quiet moments and then cringing in rage that the poxy tune has wormed its way into your brain AAArrrrrgggghhhh

For me Kylie Minogue's I Should Be So Lucky and Celine Dion's warblings grate me to the point of rage. I want to know which songs are on your hate-list.

mine goes like dis !

1. 'Life Is A Roller Coaster' That Keating kn0bend.

2. I Should Be So Lucky Kylie Minogue (nice chic though)

3. 'Turn Off The Light' Nelly(infuriating) Furtado

4. LET'S DANCE FIVE (Gay)(and sh17)

5. Too Close Blue (also gay)

There are my top 5 of the moment ! There are loads more but I'm trying not to remember them as I'l probably be driving myself mad by humming the tunes, and thus singing along and I cant have that !



[This message has been edited by Yo Mamma (edited 04-09-2001).]

Dr. Loon

I've a few.

Don't know the name of this but the chorus goes ("you're so vain, you probably think this osng is about you") I'm sure you've all heard it. That upsets me greatly, I actually think it's intended to annoy. Then.....

- Wheatus - teenage dirtbag, and their new one.

- that bob the builder shíte!

- that filthy aulfella that sings aon focol and the other pussy song!! Sick

- pop - nsync

There's plenty more, but i'll leave it at that.

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Fink

tHE vAGGABOND

its gotta be that Brian Adams one that was number one for 16 weeks...

Bard

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Agreed... good nomination.

But what about...

Mr. Blobby
The Birdie Song
and yes... anything by Richie Kavanagh!

then again, of course there's always the one that goes "This is the song that never ennnnds.../ Yes it goes on and on my friends.../ Some people started singing it to see how far it goes.../ and now they are still singing it and only just because.../ This is the song that never ends.../ (etc.)"

or the "I know a song that'll get on your nerves" song ... but they don't really count, do they?

Mo dhá pingin.

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Bard

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'First motorbike in the bible ???? ---- a Triumph --- 'Yea verily Moses struck down the ammmanites and all the land heard the roar of his triumph !!!'

cournioni

Angel Whore is going to give out **** to be for this but it has to be Cradle Of Filth - Her Ghost in the Fog.

Also any to that dance ****.

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PanterA - Strength Beyond Strength
There is nothing. No education. No family life to open my
Arms to. You'd say that my job is today, yet gone tomorrow.
I'll be broke in a gutter.
I know the opinion. A broken record. Fu(k you and your
College dream. Fact is, we're stronger than all.

Kopf

Everyone's forgetting a biggie:

that song on the jacob's mikado's ad, "it ain't what ya do, it's the way ya do it". Makes my blood boil, those little ****s jumping around like the little *******s they are.

It really really really annoys me. I mean, really.

b20uvkft6m5xwg

Dane Bowers & Posh Spice

"Your Outta your Mind"

well I wasn't before I heard it, but i sure the hell was after it

Also Anything by the M People.
That bitches voice does something to my central nervous system, causing random blackouts, sharp stomach pains & searing headaches. NO, Seriously

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80p.
SAVE CHIP !!

Miguel_Sanchez

"Hello mutha.... hello fatha...
here I am at Camp Granada"

Aaaaaaarrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Alis

That Eternal Flame one.
Not just the Atomic Kitten version, The Bangles version was just as bad.

Anything by David Hasselhoff (Think my spelling it a bit off there!).

That techno / house stuff that comes out of Germany is usually pretty appauling also.

Alis

Rhine

Most of the stuff in the top 40 is awful eg Atomic Kittens cover, showing how talentless and manufactured modern music is. I cannot think of any classic songs in the charts nowadays they will all be forgoten, as they should be ....

.ak

• That 'Is it is it wicked?' song.

Bard

lol... speaking of ad music - "Kimberley Mikado / and coconut creeeeeeeeammmssss!!!! / Someone you looooove / will love some!!!"

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and as for annoying pop tunes... can you beat B*Witched "C'ést la vie" for being the worst diddley-idle pop shite ever inflicted on an unsuspecting public?

I think not.

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Bard

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'First motorbike in the bible ???? ---- a Triumph --- 'Yea verily Moses struck down the ammmanites and all the land heard the roar of his triumph !!!'

Mills

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dark-Angel:

• That 'Is it is it wicked?' song.

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Gets my vote any day.

Pugsley

There are 2many utterly cr4p and annoying tunes 2 even begiin with...but all mentioned so far is a good start

chernobyl

that "im blue daba de daba da"

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Ashley Lyn

Ashley Lyn Cafagna

Cake Fiend

"I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy"

Xterminator

My vote goes to anything "BEWITCHED" have produced .. utter s.h.i.t.e. if you'll excuse the expression!

X

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"Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle against the urge to punch ‘em in the face, and for what?! For some pimply little puke to treat you like dirt unless you're on a team. Well I'm better than dirt ... well most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff’s loaded with nutrients. I …I can't compete with that stuff."
-Moe Szyslak

Sadie

"I've got a hammer" by that Handy Andy bloke from tv...

Friend of mine sang it *all* of last weekend... the most irritating song of all time without a doubt

tHE vAGGABOND

Damien Whatshisname..

"Rollin' down ta dub-a-lin town.."

someone shoot him and put him out of his pain!

scuzzy

Need I say more than "mina mina"...

Kilroy

"Rollin' down ta dub-a-lin town.."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

THE FLASH-BACKS NOOOOO!

Paleface

The most annoying song right now has to be that "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Hey baby! OOH AAH" Its driving me up the wall I tell ya

Enygma

Enya. Say n'more.

Kolodny

Anything by the Vengaboys - especially the one about the bus and Wannabe by the Spice Girls.

Karl Hungus

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by PORNAPSTER:
Angel Whore is going to give out **** to be for this but it has to be Cradle Of Filth - Her Ghost in the Fog.
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Suprisingly, I can understand why this might be nominated.

Because ****ing MTV2 plays that stupid video edit so much!!!
GACK!
Half the ****ing song at that... Damn MTV and their cut down video edits!


Well...
That "Heeeeey, heya baby! Oooh... Ahhh..." gets my vote as current tripe.

And also anything by:
Limp Bizkit (Well, maybe not Faith)
Any boy band
Any dumbass so called "Singer" that floods the world with drivil.
Gammy dance DJ's like Mark McCabe.

po0k

Daphne & Celete - U.G.L.Y.
Ironic title, possibly self-reflective/mono-analytical. If so praise their writer's hearts. Damn their ugleh hides.

That Uncle-Cracker tune.
3 chords. 10 shite lines.
Pity no axe-weilding/uzi-akimbo-toting lunatics were around when he was busking......

Relative

TINA CHARLES "I LOVE TO LOVE" I Feel ILL just thinking about it !! ............ my baby just loves to dance ...

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Listen to your critic's and doubters and if you still remain positive, confident and focused, Live Your Dreams ...

cournioni

Na... I got the whole album... Its ****.

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PanterA - Strength Beyond Strength
There is nothing. No education. No family life to open my
Arms to. You'd say that my job is today, yet gone tomorrow.
I'll be broke in a gutter.
I know the opinion. A broken record. Fu(k you and your
College dream. Fact is, we're stronger than all.

Lolo

Katriona & The Waves "Walking On Sunshine".
Every bloody painful note of it.

plastic membrane

Phil Collins - Another Day In Paradise

Damn you Phil, damn you to Hell...

Lemming

Lets not forget that IRRITATING "Doop" song. It's been going through my head now for the last 2 and a half days .... and I am SLOWWWWWWWLY-going-insane (more so than usual )

Anything by the likes of the Sh*te-girls, B*tched, and other associated bands also gets my seal of approved disgust!!

Kali

just one word - Maniac

Bard

oh ... forgot to add...

anything by Skooter...

Paleface

"Skooter..... back in *the UK edited out* Ireland"

Lets all buy the single cause he says Ireland in it!!

A$$A$$IN

Smells like teen spirit has become sooooo famous that it is easily the most annoying song ever!!!!!


:mad: :mad: :mad:

Stephen

THIRST-POCKETS SAVE THE DAY!!!

Please, END THE TORTURE.

plastic membrane

Mr Loverman - "SHABA !!"

Karl Hungus

Basicaly, there is too much annoying music to count, without yourself then becoming annoying.

Headcase

i think the most annoying song of all time has to be


all those f**kin songs Whoopi Goldberg sang in those Sister Act movies.
they stuck in my head for weeks

James_M

I can't help but point out Scatman who decided to use a really dodgy name and brought out "I'm a Scatman" and followed up with an unbeatably crap "scatman's world".

Any more 1 hit wonders with crap attempted comeback songs??

millions no doubt

James

Bard

Tinky Winky...
Laa Laa...
Dipsy...
Po...

Teletubbies...
Teletubbies...
say... hell.. o!

EH-OHHH!!

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Kersmash! (sound of boot going through TV)

Bard

oh... how could you have a list of annoying tunes/songs without mentioning the British National Anthem ... "God Save the Queen"?

... as for "God Bless America" ... no comment ... it's been a little over-done recently, but somewhat understandably so.

Queen's "We Will Rock You" when performed by ANYONE ELSE is just plain annoying and makes you want to go "oh fu<k off you clueless namby pamby twats ...- wtf do you know about music anyway, you prissy little talentless bums?!" ... ... or something ...

The Righteous Brothers/Elvis/Robson & Jerome/Countless others performing "Unchained Melody" is an ultimate annoyance these days. I mean ... I know, like many others, it used to have special meaning to me because of a particular relationship or whatever, but nowadays it's just over-used, over-played, cheesy, corny, annoying crap...

so there

StarScream

i cant believe nobody has mention-dare i say it-
the macerena yet.........................................................................................................that was one painful summer

TwoShedsJackson

'Mambo Number 5' or 'Who Let The Dogs Out'. Frankly, I'm shocked no-one mentioned those yet.

orangerooster

UUKK!!Does anyone remeber that truly awful "oh e oh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang" song christ on a bike it has to be the most awful song ever they realeased some other rotten ****e aswell.Why is it this ****e always gets to no.1 like dj.otzi.

sceptre

Originally posted by orangerooster_2000
UUKK!!Does anyone remeber that truly awful "oh e oh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang" song christ on a bike it has to be the most awful song ever they realeased some other rotten ****e aswell.Why is it this ****e always gets to no.1 like dj.otzi.

The Witchdoctor - yup, awful (though funny in that Simpsons episode where Homer sang it in that deprivation tank).

Anything else by the Cartoons (yes, even Campdown Races or whatever they called their version)

Anything by Victoria Beckham

Anything by Ritchie Kavanagh

That crap song from Titanic (people cheered when they sang it in Moulin Rouge in the Gate cinema in Cork. Cheered, I tell you!)

And the worst one...

Fields of Athenry

(let me explain, I live in the very middle of Limerick on Catherine Street for anyone who knows the town. I get to hear the song sung by some crowd of drunk idiots at least four nights a week)

"Sailing" gets my vote for the same reason (idiots in London sing that)

Sliotar

a short time ago dublin were playin kerry in my town, all ireland quarter final.. it just so happens i work in the towns biggest pub. that day i had to listen to thousands of dubliners constantly chanting "heeeeyyyy heey baby i wannnaa kknnoooooww..." at least 3 times every 5 minutes, from 9am to 9pm. of course at roughly 7pm somebody put "aslan- crazy world" in the cd player, so they sang the other song they knew for 2 hours straight. and then match turned out to be a draw so they had a replay the next weekend, and it all happened again....

you people dont know the meaning of annoying songs....

Bard

Yesterday I was the barman for Brian (Westlife) and Kerry's (Atomic Kitten) baby's christening.

I can't see why any of their songs wouldn't deserve a mention. "Flying without Wings" for one...

mike65

Ring My Bell-Anita Ward
Anything by Chris de Burgh
Easy Lover-Phil Collins, Phillip Bailey
Limerick you're a Lady by I forget!

sceptre

Originally posted by mike65
Limerick you're a Lady by I forget!

Tony Allen, I think. And well worth a mention. Can I add "The Rose of Tralee" now?

Yo Mamma

That new one by that Shaggy muppet is gaining ground in my top ten list, " Oooooooo boy I love u so,
"Never ever ever gona let u go"
"When I get my hands on Youuuuoooooo"




AAAArrrgggghhhhhhhhhh


Its been stuck going around in loops in me head for days !!!

And MTV and every comercial radio station in the land are not helping the situation at all!!!:eek: