Should women be abolished?

Agent Orange

As far as I can make out, women serve no useful purpose whatsoever.

It is proven scientific fact that women:
- aren't as intelligent as men
- are bad drivers
- can't hold their own in fistfights
- moan and whine CONSTANTLY
- are pretty ugly in the majority

What's more, they can easily be replaced by hired help and the Internet.
The benefits are numerous. The public health system would no longer be overloaded. There would be no more CONSTANT NAGGING AND WHINING about every little thing. Gossip would cease to exist.

So do you agree that women should be abolished?

cajun_tiger

sorry the fact is we use more of our brains

Sarky

Pipe down and either finish your homework or get over the breakup, whichever it was.

cajun_tiger

i personaly think you need to die..

gaui3d0pnbz86o

women are great and valued,


you yourself would not be here if not for a women, ie your mother,

maybe it would be best if you did die as recommended by cajun tiger

Zombienosh

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*runs into a wall*

Sarky

cajun_tiger wrote:

i personaly think you need to die..

Me?

I meant the original poster. That you could think I meant you is very hurtful.

cajun_tiger

original poster you got a head of me by seconds

Beruthiel

Agent Orange wrote:

So do you agree that women should be abolished?

nope
but you should be

idiot :rolleyes:

Sarky

I like women. Women are nice. Except when they're not nice, then they scare me.

Beruthiel

aren't as intelligent as men

btw
don't you negate this argument?

woosaysdan

i love women i think they should be one in every kitchen!!!*



















*i am only joking before people start bitching!!!

PH01

We all started off, after egg fertilisation, as female. Then some switched to become male. And that reason why man have nipples!

cajun_tiger

you better be woody or you might get b!tch slappedxx

Zombienosh

ooo tempers are flying

meditraitor

God bless woman,,, Cant put into words how much i love them,, all, even the nasty ones , who serve the purpose of making the mediocre ones good fun

Sarky

PH01 wrote:

We all started off, after egg fertilisation, as female. Then some switched to become male. And that reason why man have nipples!

We also spend small periods in the womb as fish.

PH01

Sarky wrote:

We also spend small periods in the womb as fish.

I wonder what's it like to be a fish? Like I'm not a good swimmer or anything so it'll be funny to have to swim all the time.
If I was fish I think I'd like to be a Blue Fin Tuna like this chap (though preferably not with a hook in my mouth and out of the water on the side of a red neck fishing boat)...


What fish would you like to be?

Beruthiel

what's the betting our thread starter has never had a girlfriend?

Zombienosh

dunno

i have......

Sarky

Beruthiel wrote:

what's the betting our thread starter has never had a girlfriend?

It's not impossible. However, it could have been a faulty model, or missing the filter bags.

PH01

Beruthiel wrote:

what's the betting our thread starter has never had a girlfriend?

And what's the betting he never saw a Blue Fin Tuna? I'll put money on both!

Anyway, I'm bored with this thread, so what Fish would you like to be Ruth if you were a fish?

cajun_tiger

i think his mommy gave out to him and since she probaly the only women he knows he felt like lashing out!!!

koneko

Waaah waaaaah, no one will go out with me so all women must suck!

cajun_tiger

this fish i'd be is a clown fish (nemo)

Zombienosh

koneko wrote:

Waaah waaaaah, no one will go out with me so all women must suck!

........

Sarky

koneko wrote:

Waaah waaaaah, no one will go out with me so all women must suck!

If only...

Spalk0

Id be a pike!.....the tinkers of the fish world!

Wanna buy some carpet?

PH01

cajun_tiger wrote:

this fish i'd be is a clown fish (nemo)

Ooooooh yes, Clown Fish are cool (me, sorry now that I picked a Blue Fin Tuna - me and my big matcho head!)

cajun_tiger

i just like the cute little finn... plus you said fish not sea creature if it was sea creature


i'd totally be a sea trutle coz they so totally rock......


dude!!!

PH01

Trigger! wrote:

Id be a pike!.....the tinkers of the fish world!

Wanna buy some carpet?

No thanks I've enough carpets. Do you have any buckets?

And not a Trigger Fish, like your name?

Sarky

Trigger fish are vicious little bastards. They're worse than pirhanas...

Beruthiel

PH01 wrote:

Anyway, I'm bored with this thread, so what Fish would you like to be Ruth if you were a fish?

is it not obvious that I'm a man eating shark?

PH01

cajun_tiger wrote:

i just like the cute little finn... plus you said fish not sea creature if it was sea creature


i'd totally be a sea trutle coz they so totally rock......


dude!!!

Sorry ya Fish only please. Maybe next time when I'm about to go-off-topic on a thread I'll specify mammals who live in the sea. How that?

Spalk0

ok trigger fish it is then!

he looks cool anyways....he can be in my gang!

Sarky

Beruthiel wrote:

is it not obvious that I'm a man eating shark?

Ah, but sharks aren't actually fish!

Sarky, B.Sc (Marine)

Spalk0

Sarky wrote:

Ah, but sharks aren't actually fish!

Sarky, B.Sc (Marine)

Yes they are!

Arnt they? i allways thought they were!

PH01

Sarky wrote:

Trigger fish are vicious little bastards. They're worse than pirhanas...

WHAT? NO WAY! But they're so colourful!

cajun_tiger

dude......................................

Sarky

Trigger! wrote:

Yes they are!

Arnt they? i allways thought they were!

Their skeletons are made of cartilage, not bone.

Spalk0

Sarky wrote:

Their skeletons are made of cartilage, not bone.

Well what are they then? technically!

I allways thought they were fish!

PH01

Sarky wrote:

Ah, but sharks aren't actually fish!

Sarky, B.Sc (Marine)

Stop the PRESSES!
If they're not fish what are they smarty pants?

Sarky

I don't know, I'm just talking arse...

PH01

Sarky wrote:

I don't know, I'm just talking arse...

You had us going there you silly fish!

meditraitor

arse fish

cajun_tiger

heres me and Beruthiel we were going out for some lunch

cajun_tiger

and a boards beer picture

Sarky

TBH.

cajun_tiger

that hurts

Spalk0

Sarky wrote:

TBH.

Ah poor cajun has just been sushified!

Agent Orange

Beruthiel wrote:

what's the betting our thread starter has never had a girlfriend?

You'd make a wonderful fish - you've already bitten three times in this thread.