Best Opening Line

Jim Daniels

I had nothing to say on Christmas Day
When you threw all your clothes in the snow

-Handsome Family-

I heard there was a secret chord
that David played and it pleased the Lord.
But you don't really care for music, do you?

-Leonard Cohen-

Dont be at yourself

"How does a duck know what direction south is? And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks?"

Crash Test Dummies - How Does A Duck Know

"I want my MTV"

Dire Straits - Money For Nothing

"Shot through the heart, and you're to blame. Darling you give love a bad name"

Bon Jovi - You Give Love A Bad Name

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Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham! You just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
hello.

nesf

"I keep drinking more today, trying to drive my blues away"

-Malted Milk, Eric Clapton

syringe

"Well first of all I'd like to say 'Fu<k Off! Fu<k off, FU<K OFF!
If you don't get it why don't you go stick your head back up your ass?"

- The Fu<k Off Song - Reel Big Fish

Kali

"ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space"

DeadBankClerk

Yo, I'll tell you what I want,what I really really want,
"So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell mewhat you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ah"

bugler

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kali:
"ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space"</font>

Nice indeed.Top song allround.

'London,England,you have been warned...'

Karl Hungus

Cradle Of Filth - Her Ghost In The Fog

As spoken on the album by Doug Bradley AKA: Pinhead from the film Hellraiser.

Simply the most theatrical intro I've heard.
It paves the way for an epic story of love and revenge.

The Moon She Hangs Like a Cruel Portrait
Sort Winds Whisper The Bidding of Trees
As This Tradegy Starts With a Shattered Glass Heart
And The Minnightmare Trampling Of Dreams...

But oh!, No Tears please
Fear And Pain May Accompany Death
But it is Desire That Sheperds It's Certanty

As We Shall See...


Utterly fantastic!

DadaKopf

stoppit with all the crap music AngelWhore.

smoke.me.a.kipper

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeadBankClerk:
Yo, I'll tell you what I want,what I really really want,
"So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell mewhat you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ah"

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lol. pld marc.

Brummers

"Buying all the products that they're selling ya, believing all the lies that they're tellin ya. They say jump, ya say how high, you're braindead ya gotta fúckin bullet in your head" Rage against the machine.

"...I think she smokes pot, she's everything i want, she's everything i'm not." Ben Folds Five

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In a dark dark place, in a dark dark house, in a dark dark room, in a dark dark cupboard, in a dark dark shelf.

Karl Hungus

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DadaKopf:
stoppit with all the crap music AngelWhore.</font>

I'll do no such thing!

Kali

I think everyone knows you like Cradle of Filth by now, time to stop peddling it

Bard

So FÚCKING what!
- Metallica, "So What?!"
(F**king mental, great fun )

That there/ That's not me...
I go/... Where I please...
I walk through walls/ I float down the Liffey...
I'm not here/ This isn't happening
- Radiohead, "How to disappear completely"
(Gorgeous melodic track on 'Kid A'- deny it not!)

I'm so happy / 'Cos today I found my friends / ... they're in my head
- Nirvana, "Lithium"

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Bard

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First motorbike in the bible ???? - a Triumph! - 'And yea verily did Moses strike down the ammmanites, - and all the land did hear the roar of his triumph !!!'

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boddah

"My vagina has 2 sets of lips"
-NOFX, My Vagina

"Truth, covered in security, i cant let you smother me"
-Nirvana, Lounge Act

"I'll start this song without any words, i got so high, i scratched till i bled"
-Nirvana, On a Plain

"I fear that i am ordinary, just like everyone"
-Smashing Pumpkins, ???????

"A heart thats full up like a landfill, a job that slowly kills you, bruises that wont heal"
-Radiohead, No surprises

"He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb"
-Blink182, Mutt

"Do you have the time to listen to me whine"
-Green Day, Basket case

and thats all i can think of right now

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Durty auld MORRIS drums...
they're fu*kin' great!!

--Kaiser--

"she spread herself wide open to let the insects in
she leaves a trail of honey to show me where she's been
she has the blood of reptile just underneath her skin
seeds from a thousand others drip down from within"

Nine Inch Nails - 'Reptile'

Shiminay

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Libraries gave us power
Then work came and made us free</font>

Manic Street Preachers - Design for Life

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Moderate Rock</font>

Nirvana - Tourettes

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Daddy? What does regret mean?
Well son, the funny thing about regret is, it's better to regret something you have done than not do something at all. And by the way, if you see your mother, could you tell her...
SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!</font>

Orbital - Satan

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All the best!
Dav
@B^)
We were all set for a game of Ice Hockey when Frank Williams says "Sorry lads, I've forgotten my skates!"
[honey i] violated [the kids]
Tribes 2 Goodness
The Dawn of the Beefy King approaches...

PiE

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">The World Is A Vampire</font>

-"Bullet with Butterfly Wings" - Smashing Pumpkins

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">I am a patient boy (I'll Wait, I'll Wait, I'll Wait)</font>

-"Waiting Room" - Fugazi

Greenbean

"I tripped the light fandango, drew cartwheels across the floor, I was kinda feeling seasick but the crowd was calling out for more" (roughly) Procum Harlem - ligher shade of pale. (forgive mis-spellings etc, don't have the song at the moment for reference).

"We've already said goodbye, since you gotta go, oh you better go now, go now, go now, go now, oh before you see me cry" Moody Blues - go now. I love the piano rift in the middle, its just ****en class.

harVee

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by NekkidBibleMan:
"Shot through the heart, and you're to blame. Darling you give love a bad name"

Bon Jovi - You Give Love A Bad Name
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I had a few lines in mind but simply nothing compares to this work of genius. Jon Bon, I salute you.

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

"Load up on guns...bring your friends...it's fun to lose and toooooo pretend..."- Smells Like Teen Spirit

"All the leaves around....and the sky is grey..."- California Dreamin (The Mamas and the Papas)

"Big wheels keep on turning...carry me home to see my kin..."- Sweet Home Alabama

Loads more- but I can't think of them right now.

Bob the Unlucky Octopus
=Carpe Diem=

Robbo

"My girlfriend says that I need help,
My boyfriend says I'd be better off dead"

Therapy? - Knives...The mercurial and dark wit of Andrew J Cairns.

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Rob.

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"There are Britney people and non-Britney people." - Britney Spears
</font>

DeadBankClerk

"10 seconds... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... Ignition... Lift off!

Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if only you could make us understand,
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, your influence will spread throughout the land.

"Let's hear it for Mr Blobby!"
{Blobby, blobby, blobby}"

roar!! fear mr blobby! christmas number one!

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- Dead Bank Clerk -
You must defeat my dragon
punch to stand a chance.

FreaK_BrutheR

2 sex pistols tunes.

"Here we are now.....a sociology lecture...with a bit of psychology, a bit of neurology, a bit of fu(kology....there's no fun!"
NO FUN

"She was a girl from birmingham, she just had an abortion, she was a case of insanity, her name was Polly and she lived in a tree!"
BODIES

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Sliotar

nice thread

"I wrote her off for the 10th time today"

Self Esteem - Offsping

"Head over heels, I've fit in before"

Smash - Offspring

"I never thought I'd die alone"

Adams Song - Blink 182

They're all simple but perfect once you hear the rest of the song

Jim Daniels

Jesus died for somebody's sins..
But not mine..

adnans

So whassup man?
Coolin man
Chillin chillin?
Yo you know I had to call, you know why right?
Why?
Because, yo, I never ever call and ask, you to play somethin right?
Yeah
You know what I wanna hear right?
Whatchu wanna hear?
I wanna hear that Wu-Tang joint
Wu-Tang again?
Ahh yeah, again and again!

*sounds of fighting*

intro to Protect Ya Neck - Wu Tang Clan

adnans

DeadBankClerk

"I wish, that there was some way, that i could be outside, playinf basket ball in the rain, and not get wet. now wouldn't that be just great?" -beastie boys

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- Dead Bank Clerk -
You must defeat my dragon
punch to stand a chance.

Canaboid

I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from clapham
Out on the windy common
That night I ain’t forgotten
When she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions
I said "you are a lady"
"Perhaps" she said " I may be"

Up the Junction - Squeeze

If you haven't heard this song, stop what you're doing and go download it.

DadaKopf

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by nesf:
"I keep drinking more today, trying to drive my blues away"

-Malted Milk, Eric Clapton

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Malted Milk is actually by Robert Johnson (as is Crossroads)

Shiminay

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Robbo:
"My girlfriend says that I need help,
My boyfriend says I'd be better off dead"
Therapy? - Knives...The mercurial and dark wit of Andrew J Cairns.</font>

/me sings along
"I'm gonna get drunk! Come round and fluck you up!"
Love that tune! Place went Ape when they did that in The Olympia.

Another opening line I love:

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Sit on my face and tell me that you love me!</font>

Monty Python - Sit On My Face

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All the best!
Dav
@B^)
We were all set for a game of Ice Hockey when Frank Williams says "Sorry lads, I've forgotten my skates!"
[honey i] violated [the kids]
Tribes 2 Goodness
The Dawn of the Beefy King approaches...

Oh yeah

"I wish the music would play by itself
Shredded fingers...
No Ideas..." - Graham Coxon, I Wish (from The Sky Is Too High - wonderful album).

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"Thanks for posting your message, Oh yeah! "

- Hehe, that cracks me up. Oh yeah...

-ADREN-

"Ok well, hello ladies and gentlemen, this is a song I composed and its.. well its about me eating microwaved **** from a frog."

WhiteWashMan

killing hurts..has to be done
helmet

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Your Dungeon Is On An Incline;
Irate Creatures Cannot Play Marbles

Dont be at yourself

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">I am the God of fu<k</font>

Marilyn Manson - Cake & Sodomy

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Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham! You just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
hello.

black_wizardd

"You take my life but I'll take yours too...you fire your musket but I'll run you through...so when your waiting for the next attack, you'd better stand cause there's no turning back..." -> Iron Maiden, The Trooper.

"I'm waiting in my cold cell, when the bell begins to chime, reflecting on my past life and it does'nt have much time, cause at 5 o'clock they take me to the gallows pole, the sands of time for me are running low...." -> Iron Maiden, Hallowed Be Thy Name

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But oh, no tears please, fear and pain may acompany death, but it is desire that sheperds its certainty, as we shall see...

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Sliotar

wot songs that from adren?

frood4t2

"I stand accused, just like you
of being born without a silver spoon."

This is Music, the Verve

Also like How to Disappear completely which was above...

frood4t2

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frood4t2
3stooges@mags.net

Paladin

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?

Manach

I bit my tongue and stood in line
with not much to believe in
I bought into what I was sold
and ended up with nothing
Garbage, Not my idea of a good time

Bard

Shut your f**king face uncle f**ker / you're a c**k sucking a$$ licking uncle f**cker / you're an uncle f**cker yes it's true / nobody f**ks uncles quite like you...


Terence and Philip - Uncle Fu**ker
from South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
(a seriously under-rated movie )

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Bard

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Ying-Tong-Iddle-I-Po!

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Molly

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">You and me, we used to be together everyday together always</font>

No doubt - Don't Speak

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">You and me were meant to be, working free in harmony, one find day we'll fly away, don't u know that rome wasn' t built in a day, hey hey hey</font>

Morcheeba - Rome wasn't built in a day

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Theres something cold and blank, behind her smile, Shes standing on an overpass in a miracle mile.</font>

Marilyn Manson - Coma White

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Sometimes i feel like i dont have a partner, Sometimes i feel like my only friend is the city i live in, the city of angel's, lonely as i am together we cry</font>

RHCP - under the bridge

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">I'm waiting in my cold cell, when the bell begins to chime, reflecting on my past life and it doesn't have much time.</font>

Cradle of filth - Hallowed be thy name
(iron maiden cover i think)

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Rape me.</font>

Nirvana - Rape me

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
i've been stuffed in your pocket for the last 100 days.</font>

Monster Magnet Spacelord

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
They slit our throats like we were flowers, and our milk has been devoured</font>

Marilyn Manson - Speed of Pain

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Hello darkness my old friend, i've come to talk with you again</font>

Simon and Garfunkle - Sounds of Silence

Moll Avid listener of all genres

The Pinky

If hospitals cure, then prisons must bring them pain
Archives OfPain
Manic Street Preachers

MiCr0

Moon River, wider than a mile:
I'm crossin' you in style someday.
Oh dreammaker, you heartbreaker,
Wherever you're goin', I'm goin'your way.
Two drifters, off to see the world.
There's such a lot of world to see.
We're after the same rainbow's end,
Waitin' round the bend,
My huckleberry friend,
Moon River and me.

Henry Mancini

Von

Mention the lord of the rings just once more
And I'll more than likely kill you - Dickie Davies Eyes by Half Man Half Biscuit

Douse them well in petrol, light a match quick, watch the fukkers burn - Burn a Goth by the otherwise utterly rubbish Extreme Noise Terror

Miguel_Sanchez

Under my thumb - the girl who once had me down
Under my thumb - the girl who once pushed me around
It's down to me, the difference in the clothes she wears.
It's down to me, the change has come.
She's under my thumb.

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Under My Thumb - Rolling Stones


So it's not loaded stadiums and ballparks
And we're not kids on swing sets on the black top
And I thought at 15 that I'd have it down by 16
And 24 keeps breathing in my face

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24 - Red House Painters


I fear that I'm ordinary - just like everyone

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Pumpkins - Muzzle


Sitting in the morning sun
I'll be sitting when the evening comes
Watching the ships roll in
And I'll watch em roll away again.

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Otis Redding - the ultimate slacker song - Dock of the Bay

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I'm the Dude

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Tazz T

'1994. Corruption. Racism. Hate. The church has failed. If jesus came down, he'd be shot.'

Old (eve of the apocalypse remix)
Machine Head

'10...9...8...7...6...6...6...'

Demonic - Testament

Hairy Homer

'They're selling postcards of the hanging
They're painting the passports brown
The beauty parlour is full of sailors
The circus is in town'

Desolation Row - Bob Dylan


'Well the first thing I'd like to say is: "Mandate, my Ass!" '
B-movie - Gill Scott Heron


'How could you believe me when I said I loved you when you know I've been a liar all my life?'
Eponymous song title - Fred Astaire

'Hey hey Momma say the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove'
Black Dog - Led Zeppelin

And some of the worst.....

Oh Life is bigger bigger than you and you are not me'

Huh? Losing my religion - Boney M

'If life is a river love is a boat'

AAARGHHHH !!! No Frontiers - Mary Black

'I am a sailor and you're my first mate'

Puke! The Voyage Christy Moore

purple monkey dishwasher

i am the key to the lock on your housethat keeps your toys in the basement,if you get to far inside,youll only see my reflection

climbing up the walls-radiohead

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its a beautiful day,but i dont see it that way

bad mother-therapy?

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hello,is there anyboby in there,just nod if you can hear me,is there anyone at all

comfortably numb-pink floyd

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i,hurt myself today,to see if i still feel,i focus on the pain,the only thing thats real

hurt-nine inch nails

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the world is my expense,the cost of my desire,jesus blessed me with a future and im protected by fire

sleep now in the fire-rage against the machine

Red Moose

1. "I'm just a regular joe, with a regular job....."
- Denis Leary, *******

2. "Welllllll, Kyles mom's a *****, she's a big fat *****, she's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world....."
- Cartman, Kyle's mom's a *****

3. Anything by William Shatner, but especially his remake of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Find this on WinMX or your online music sharer of choice. It's the funniest thing I have ever heard.

4. "Put your arms around me baby....."
- Adam Sandler, Medium Pace

jimmyjames

professor, what's another name for pirates treasure?
Why i think it's booty-boot-boot-booty