chest's???

cajun_tiger

whats the best....
big
small
soft
firm
nipple colour
skin colour???





i know i know

Tusky

Big green ones with blue nipples.

quarryman

female ones.

Sarky

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.[/Futurama]

Shrimp

34 D or 32 C << There good sizes, and as for firmness/softness... in between is a good medium! Emm.. nippels, not to be overly pointy! Skin colour... A nice bronzed Tan! :D:D:D

Oriel

Ones without apostrophes...

Canis Lupus

Most are good as long as they are pert.

Blisterman

Round rather than pointy.

simu

bulging hairy man breasts





lest people get carried away

The Sweeper

cajun_tiger wrote:

whats the best....
big
small
soft
firm
nipple colour
skin colour???
i know i know

Is this going to end up like THIS thread where you post pictures of yourself?

David19

I sure hope so.

seamus

quarryman wrote:

female ones.

Never a truer word said.

Rabies

big saggy granny boobs

Farls

Anything more than a handful is a waste, i'm not overly confident on sizes but 32C i think is nice.

As for nips the brown ones seem to be the fashion.

farlz

Third_Echelon

cajun_tiger wrote:

whats the best....
big
small
soft
firm
nipple colour
skin colour???

i know i know

Firm with a bit of 'give'. Average size, not too big.

Blisterman

I have to say I like pink nips.

impr0v

Sinecure wrote:

Ones without apostrophes...

+rep

Caesar_Bojangle

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

Is this going to end up like THIS thread where you post pictures of yourself?

cajun tiger, very nice. pm me some pics of your chest and I'll run them through my database and tell you how yours compare.


btw, cajun tiger
[URL=https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/31714/8736.jpg[/URL] looks like that guy from Busted

*I can't tell if they're male or female

Chad ghostal

Caesar_Bojangle wrote:

[URL=https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/31714/8736.jpg[/URL] looks like that guy from Busted

*I can't tell if they're male or female

Holy wet teenage underpants, its the most annoying one from busted..
except without those "special" highlights in his hair..

Each breast has its own merits, i feel i would be doing an injustice to all breasts to generalise.. Although (in general*) i do find smaller BooBs to be classier/more elegant/more beautiful

That may just be me..

*hypocrite!

Hugh Hefner

I've had this conversation many times with my Playmates and we've reached a conclusion: The best breasts are bigger than your handful, firm enough to be recognisable from fat but lax enough to be recognisadble from muscle.

Skin colour is pretty much anything other than stark white or black (not racist just don't find it sexy) and must match the rest of the body (no tan marks).

Nipples are best when pointing straight, the soft skin around the teet has a good barrier from the rest of the skin, the barrier is a perfect circle and the best colour is a pink or tan.

Also, the spacing should be not that much bigger than one's middle finger or smaller than half of one's little finger.

:cool:

That said, small boobs are pretty sexy as long as they have good shape. Audrey Tautou is a good example. HOT!!!

ur mentor

As long as they are attached to a happy person it does not matter!

Mutant_Fruit

tis time to unleash "The Breast Law"

The pleasure derived from breasts is directly proportional to the size of the brests, and inversely proportional to the size of the person they're on.

i.e A small girl with large breasts has more appeal than a big girl with large breasts. Whereas a tall girl with small breasts has less appeal than a small girl with small breasts.

But as with all laws, there are always exceptions

rabbitinlights

Family guy: (Peter to future father in law) "So what are we talking about in terms of droopage. A slight slope or the full blown fried eggs hanging on a nail"

stevenmu

Different types have there own pros and cons. Smaller ones tend to be firmer and have a better shape, bigger ones are easier to grab from a distance or funny angle and tend to have a better "jiggle". As they say though, variety is the spice of life, and the more variety out there the better.

joejoem

middle, just about a handfull. Not too soft, not too hard, and shapely, paurple nipples not too big, but that have a nice look and nice to tug on with your teeth.

woosaysdan

nice round ones about 34 C go down a threat!!!

Shape>Size

But it the shape matches the size - Poifect- if you know what i mean

ven0m

As long as I can fit one in each hand (I got big hands!!!) & there's at least one nipple pierced, I'm a happy camper..... nothing sexier than a pierced nipple (or both!) on a woman I tells ya.....


::: ven0mous :::

stevenmu

Also, a good breast should taste a bit like marshmallow

Zulu

I'm more of an ass man myself - however:
round, firm and pert. Pointy isn't great. Droopy is out. Hairy is unacceptable.

On an aside - the nipple makes the tit. (Kinda like the cherry on the cake!)

joejoem

Zulu wrote:

Hairy is unacceptable.

Oh my god!!! I have never seen a hairy tit, never even thought of it. Oh my god that is rank :eek:

kinkstr

nipples that you could use to type a txt message

RampagingBadger

Nips that are stick-outy but that won't take your eye out. As for size - they should be about an arm-pit full. Colour is irrelevant (the light are out) but skin should be smoothe. Roundy is better than pointy ( I want oranges not bananas). So come on Cajun, send us a pic we'll rate you 1-10

Zulu

huummmmm, chocloate nipples.
It's a personal obsession

rubadub

Rabies wrote:

big saggy granny boobs

whats between grandma's tits? her belly button.


whats between grandma's tits on saturday night? Grandad's mickey

*adele*

u make me sick!

cajun_tiger

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

Is this going to end up like THIS thread where you post pictures of yourself?

i dont need you you just did it for me !!!

sprinkles

cajun_tiger wrote:

i dont need you you just did it for me !!!

And ms tiger I haven't forgot I owe you a pic.

Hehe this is going to end up like "That Thread"

Sleepy

What Mutant Fruit said about the size of breasts to the rest of the body but I'll add an addendum: real ones. I'm not gone on silicone.

nlgbbbblth

anything less than a D cup doesn't do it for me

38FF is a nice size

fake large breasts are far nicer than tiny real breasts

Blisterman

As long as they have breasts, I don't mind. I'm more of an ass man.

The_B_Man

ye u cant beat a nice ass! last set i had acces to were 34B. they're great. time before that was some massive pair. no fun tbh, felt like such a waste. round is best with nipples about 1cm, like them little marshmallows u can buy in the bags!!

Sleepy

Nah, best pair I ever had regular access to were 36DD and perfect....

/me goes off into a daydream for the rest of the working day...

cajun_tiger

well the best ones i ever got to play with where 38 DD my own

BolBill

cajun_tiger wrote:

well the best ones i ever got to play with where 38 DD my own

homina homina My mind is racing !!!!!!! Are you saying yours are 38DD???

cajun_tiger

yes have been for years only prob is you need to rest them on stuff alot of the time

aodh_rua

cajun_tiger wrote:

yes have been for years only prob is you need to rest them on stuff alot of the time

I'm sure you'll have no problem finding volunteers!

Dr. Loon

:rolleyes:

Sleepy

tbh, my fascination had little to do with the size (though it was a factor) and far more to do with the fact that they were just the perfect breasts: firm and pert without being too pointy, nice sized nipples and oh so much fun to play with...

/me drools

Gurgle

In order of importance:
Real
Pert
Soft
Round
B to C cup

Colour - anything from milk to bournville is fine by me, though the nipples should be noticeably darker.

climaxer

cajun_tiger wrote:

well the best ones i ever got to play with where 38 DD my own

Wow great size boobs Cajun - I'm only a 34D.

This reminds me of when my little cousin ran into his Mam in the front room and started shouting that all the women on the telly have bums on their bellies! He was watching Pokeman and Jenny Jones came on next and they were showing women with massive implants (ones the size of basketballs each) and he thought they were ars3s. :eek: