You know uve gone mad when you......

Spalk0

.....Start talking to the photocopier! :rolleyes:

Any other ways to tell!?

woosaysdan

when you start posting threads about going mad!!!

Spalk0

True, chalk this down to experience then really!

How about when your thinking out loud?

445279.ie

You start reading threads about other people going mad!!!

Sleepy

when you haven't left a ****ty job despite hating it for the last 6 months...

Spalk0

When your constantly on the run from one of the teletubbies!

Zapho

When the bunnies start steeling your change........lousy bunnies

woosaysdan

when you start looking for pink elephants!!! there everywhere i tell ya everywhere

Spalk0

....When you start socialising with the voices in your head! :rolleyes:

Tiriel

when you hiccup and burp at the same time and it makes you gurgle, specially if you're in the library and you start giggling.. and you can't stop cos u know you have to be quiet.. and people start to stare at the crazy girl giggling to herself in the corner!

Cactus Col

When you sneeze and fart at the same time, and the fart is a bit sore, and then you realise that it wasn't a fart, it was a full blown poo, and it wasn't a sneeze, you just spat on the head of some girl on the bus.

Spalk0

Cork_girl wrote:

when you hiccup and burp at the same time and it makes you gurgle, specially if you're in the library and you start giggling.. and you can't stop cos u know you have to be quiet.. and people start to stare at the crazy girl giggling to herself in the corner!

Id say your a laugh a minute!hehe

woosaysdan

Trigger! wrote:

....When you start socialising with the voices in your head! :rolleyes:

nah thats ok the voices said so

Spalk0

Thats another thing, when you start listening to the voices in your head!

You also know your going mad when you start preaching the wonders of a planet called Bob and why everyone should go with you there!

woosaysdan

were not gone mad the rest of the world is

Spalk0

I know!

Bob does exist!So why oh why do people look at me like i belong in a mental asylum when i ask them if they want to come with me!?!?!? :eek:

Madness i tells ya, MADNESS!!!!

Sarky

When you realise that a few bullets in the right places would make the world so much better...

Spalk0

Sarky wrote:

When you realise that a few bullets in the right places would make the world so much better...

hope one of those bullets aint heading in my direction! :eek:

woosaysdan

bang bang one shot

Spalk0

I didnt mean to start this thread!Im sorry im sorry im sorry!I swear it was the voices!They just wont shut up!No need to shoot me!hehe

Sarky

Uh, isn't that two shots?

woosaysdan

it all depends on what way you look at it tbh!!! the sane way or the insane way

Spalk0

*echo* *echo* *echo*

woosaysdan

i can see this been moved to the cuckoo's nest where its going to get raped

Spalk0

And not just once!

Maybei should have called it 'the madness thread'!

Only started it cos i noticed myself talking to the photocopier!hehe

woosaysdan

what exactly are you saying to the photocopier? are you having a conversation or is it ffs will you ever hurry up and copy???

ven0m

.....When the voices in your head leave you out of the conversation.....


::: ven0mous :::

woosaysdan

thats just pure mean!!! you'll just have to drown them in alcohol

Spalk0

ven0m wrote:

.....When the voices in your head leave you out of the conversation.....


::: ven0mous :::

HAHA good one!

Well i just said "So id say your bored out here ay!?......youve got some fcukin attitude problem anyways!now warm up allready!!!" and then i stopped and realised i was talking to the photocopier!hehe ....tis not the first time!

woosaysdan

once no else saw ya your ok

Spalk0

Well until someone does actually see me!hehe

woosaysdan

your only insane when you get caught

Shrimp

...When steam blows out your ears and you whistle like a kettle....

woosaysdan

Dr. Phil wrote:

...When steam blows out your ears and you whistle like a kettle....

and you start singing and doing the actions to im a little teapot

Shrimp

woosaysdan wrote:

and you start singing and doing the actions to im a little teapot

Na.. u took it too far...

RE*AC*TOR

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Spalk0

Hmmm wonder what would happen if i did get caught!

How about when your convinced you can fly yet you viciously defend your excuses for not throwing yourself off a building!hehe

woosaysdan

thats just gone way past insanity congrats

Spalk0

Whats past insanity?.....sanity?hehe

woosaysdan

the whole lot is a pile of mumbo jumbo

smoke.me.a.kipper

woosaysdan wrote:

i can see this been moved to the cuckoo's nest where its going to get raped

*rubs hands with glee*

come to papa! and koneko.

Tom Dunne

.... when the band you're in starts playing different tunes.


Or when your head explodes with dark forbodings too.....

woosaysdan

smak its not theonly thing youve rubbed especially in the cuckoo's nest

Spalk0

Anyone who says 'mumbo jumbo' has clearly got a few screws loose!hehe

Anyways, whos to say that the people deemds 'insane' by us 'sane' aint the ones that have finally got their heads right!?!?

hehe ok ok im looking way too far into this!

Spalk0

smoke.me.a.kipper wrote:

*rubs hands with glee*

come to papa! and koneko.

aw why bring it to the cuckoos nest?

i thought woosaysdan was joking!

nevermind! dont matter!....suppose its fitting that a madness thread should go in the cuckoos nest!

So take it away to be raped, pilleged and spit out!

woosaysdan

i was locked away once cos someone told me that screws were loose in my head and later the found me with a stanley knife and a screw driver (philips) and a line drawn on my forehead!!! they never did say why exactly they locked me away for though

Spalk0

woosaysdan wrote:

i was locked away once cos someone told me that screws were loose in my head and later the found me with a stanley knife and a screw driver (philips) and a line drawn on my forehead!!! they never did say why exactly they locked me away for though

hehe charming!

do you say that to impress the ladies!?

the_syco

Trigger! wrote:

When your constantly on the run from one of the teletubbies!

When you but a gun to shoot them, only to find out that they are just costumes, and that the police are hunting you down for trying to assinate them... :rolleyes:

Spalk0

...or when your giving yourself instructions, out loud, for everything you do!

ven0m

.... OR when you listen to your rice krispies as they tell you to murder everyone with a spoon!


"I hear voices & they don't like YOU!"


::: ven0mous :::

sprinkles

Trigger! wrote:

When your constantly on the run from one of the teletubbies!

Perfectly sane to be on the run from all of them, because everyone know they hunt in packs