Petition: ADD THIS CODE TO THE CUCKOOS NEST

Giblet

<script language="JavaScript1.2">

/******************************************
* Snow Effect Script- By Altan d.o.o. (snow@altan.hr, [url]http://www.altan.hr/snow/index.html[/url])
* Visit Dynamic Drive ([url]http://www.dynamicdrive.com/[/url]) for full source code
* Modified Dec 31st, 02' by DD. This notice must stay intact for use
******************************************/
  

  //Configure below to change URL path to the snow image
  var snowsrc="snowflake.gif"
  // Configure below to change number of snow to render
  var no = 10;

  var ns4up = (document.layers) ? 1 : 0;  // browser sniffer
  var ie4up = (document.all) ? 1 : 0;
  var ns6up = (document.getElementById&&!document.all) ? 1 : 0;

  var dx, xp, yp;    // coordinate and position variables
  var am, stx, sty;  // amplitude and step variables
  var i, doc_width = 800, doc_height = 600;
  
  if (ns4up||ns6up) {
    doc_width = self.innerWidth;
    doc_height = self.innerHeight;
  } else if (ie4up) {
    doc_width = document.body.clientWidth;
    doc_height = document.body.clientHeight;
  }

  dx = new Array();
  xp = new Array();
  yp = new Array();
  am = new Array();
  stx = new Array();
  sty = new Array();
  
  for (i = 0; i < no; ++ i) {  
    dx[i] = 0;                        // set coordinate variables
    xp[i] = Math.random()*(doc_width-50);  // set position variables
    yp[i] = Math.random()*doc_height;
    am[i] = Math.random()*20;         // set amplitude variables
    stx[i] = 0.02 + Math.random()/10; // set step variables
    sty[i] = 0.7 + Math.random();     // set step variables
    if (ns4up) {                      // set layers
      if (i == 0) {
        document.write("<layer name=\"dot"+ i +"\" left=\"15\" top=\"15\" visibility=\"show\"><a href=\"http://dynamicdrive.com/\"><img src='"+snowsrc+"' border=\"0\"><\/a><\/layer>");
      } else {
        document.write("<layer name=\"dot"+ i +"\" left=\"15\" top=\"15\" visibility=\"show\"><img src='"+snowsrc+"' border=\"0\"><\/layer>");
      }
    } else if (ie4up||ns6up) {
      if (i == 0) {
        document.write("<div id=\"dot"+ i +"\" style=\"POSITION: absolute; Z-INDEX: "+ i +"; VISIBILITY: visible; TOP: 15px; LEFT: 15px;\"><a href=\"http://dynamicdrive.com\"><img src='"+snowsrc+"' border=\"0\"><\/a><\/div>");
      } else {
        document.write("<div id=\"dot"+ i +"\" style=\"POSITION: absolute; Z-INDEX: "+ i +"; VISIBILITY: visible; TOP: 15px; LEFT: 15px;\"><img src='"+snowsrc+"' border=\"0\"><\/div>");
      }
    }
  }
  
  function snowNS() {  // Netscape main animation function
    for (i = 0; i < no; ++ i) {  // iterate for every dot
      yp[i] += sty[i];
      if (yp[i] > doc_height-50) {
        xp[i] = Math.random()*(doc_width-am[i]-30);
        yp[i] = 0;
        stx[i] = 0.02 + Math.random()/10;
        sty[i] = 0.7 + Math.random();
        doc_width = self.innerWidth;
        doc_height = self.innerHeight;
      }
      dx[i] += stx[i];
      document.layers["dot"+i].top = yp[i];
      document.layers["dot"+i].left = xp[i] + am[i]*Math.sin(dx[i]);
    }
    setTimeout("snowNS()", 10);
  }

  function snowIE_NS6() {  // IE and NS6 main animation function
    for (i = 0; i < no; ++ i) {  // iterate for every dot
      yp[i] += sty[i];
      if (yp[i] > doc_height-50) {
        xp[i] = Math.random()*(doc_width-am[i]-30);
        yp[i] = 0;
        stx[i] = 0.02 + Math.random()/10;
        sty[i] = 0.7 + Math.random();
        doc_width = ns6up?window.innerWidth : document.body.clientWidth;
        doc_height = ns6up?window.innerHeight : document.body.clientHeight;
      }
      dx[i] += stx[i];
      if (ie4up){
      document.all["dot"+i].style.pixelTop = yp[i];
      document.all["dot"+i].style.pixelLeft = xp[i] + am[i]*Math.sin(dx[i]);
      }
      else if (ns6up){
      document.getElementById("dot"+i).style.top=yp[i];
      document.getElementById("dot"+i).style.left=xp[i] + am[i]*Math.sin(dx[i]);
      }   
    }
    setTimeout("snowIE_NS6()", 10);
  }

  if (ns4up) {
    snowNS();
  } else if (ie4up||ns6up) {
    snowIE_NS6();
  }

</script>

I WANT SNOWFLAKES.....



http://www.sleevesmahoney.com/snow.html
FIXED TO WORK IN FIREFOX!

cyberbob

Giblet wrote:

*may not work in firefox.

** does not work in firefox

0.7 ,
time i upgraded

Giblet

Fixed

pickarooney

I didn't read through that whole code segment (only speak pidgin Java) but it looks horribly like a structured and indented program. That's NOT the kind of thing we like to see around Barnaby cockleshell antediluvian marigold.

cyberbob

Giblet wrote:

Fixed

cute !!
:rolleyes:

Tiriel

sanncoo

Better get the Head and Shoulders then, Love!!!

Tiriel

A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator.

On the third floor a man gets on who's perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff. The man gets off on the 5th floor.

Once the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Someone should give him Head & Shoulders."

To which the blonde replies, "How do you give Shoulders?"

ha ha ha bit off topic but sure I'm a bit of a flake

SantaHoe

LoL

sanncoo

Cork_girl wrote:

ha ha ha bit off topic but sure I'm a bit of a flake

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa................mmmmmmmmmmm Chocolate!

Dying with a sore throat and just had a lemsip, it tasted surprisingly like hot water.....mmmmmmmm wonder did I put the lemsip in the glass!!

*Clik clak clik clak......Sancoo goes off to investigate.......

pickarooney

My beer tastes suspiciously like air. And I think I know why...

amp

I find this thread strangely erotic.

Chad ghostal

I heartily endorse this product and or service.

smoke.me.a.kipper

Chad ghostal wrote:

I heartily endorse this product and or service.

Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Chad ghostal

smoke.me.a.kipper wrote:

Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I understand. Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

giiiivvee snooooowwwwww

Zombienosh

i want snow

mr frosty is such fun
he makes treats for everyone

CuLT

hoo-RAH for snow!

Sarky

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

Chad ghostal

ah'com'on the effort

sprinkles

Why is snow white?

Who are you?

Do you like snow?

smoke.me.a.kipper

sprinkles wrote:

Why is snow white?

morning sickness.

woosaysdan

sprinkles wrote:

Why is snow white?

Who are you?

Do you like snow?

i can make it yellow for you if you like

skittishkitten

How about a snow job ?

bringitdown

cold be that I'd say

a'rrrrr

smoke.me.a.kipper

avast! thar be flakes a fallin on the deck. rough seas ahead, m'mateys!

_sheep

more and more like fyad everyday

koneko

i want snow
make it so
or i will go
ho ho ho

smoke.me.a.kipper

ill go hoe, hoe, hoe!

koneko

WhATT did you call me?!

oh you're so dead!

smoke.me.a.kipper

i meant me you wench.

Giblet

_sheep wrote:

more and more like fyad everyday

I'm making a new style.....

Carpenter

<script language="JavaScript1.2">

/******************************************
* Snow Effect Script- By Altan d.o.o. (snow@altan.hr, http://www.altan.hr/snow/index.html)
* Visit Dynamic Drive (http://www.dynamicdrive.com/) for full source code
* Modified Dec 31st, 02' by DD. This notice must stay intact for use
******************************************/


//Configure below to change URL path to the snow image
var snowsrc="snow.gif"
// Configure below to change number of snow to render
var no = 10;

var ns4up = (document.layers) ? 1 : 0; // browser sniffer
var ie4up = (document.all) ? 1 : 0;
var ns6up = (document.getElementById&&!document.all) ? 1 : 0;

var dx, xp, yp; // coordinate and position variables
var am, stx, sty; // amplitude and step variables
var i, doc_width = 800, doc_height = 600;

if (ns4up||ns6up) {
doc_width = self.innerWidth;
doc_height = self.innerHeight;
} else if (ie4up) {
doc_width = document.body.clientWidth;
doc_height = document.body.clientHeight;
}

dx = new Array();
xp = new Array();
yp = new Array();
am = new Array();
stx = new Array();
sty = new Array();

for (i = 0; i < no; ++ i) {
dx = 0; // set coordinate variables
xp = Math.random()*(doc_width-50); // set position variables
yp = Math.random()*doc_height;
am = Math.random()*20; // set amplitude variables
stx = 0.02 + Math.random()/10; // set step variables
sty = 0.7 + Math.random(); // set step variables
if (ns4up) { // set layers
if (i == 0) {
document.write("<layer name=\"dot"+ i +"\" left=\"15\" top=\"15\" visibility=\"show\"><a href=\"http://dynamicdrive.com/\"><img src='"+snowsrc+"' border=\"0\"><\/a><\/layer>");
} else {
document.write("<layer name=\"dot"+ i +"\" left=\"15\" top=\"15\" visibility=\"show\"><img src='"+snowsrc+"' border=\"0\"><\/layer>");
}
} else if (ie4up||ns6up) {
if (i == 0) {
document.write("<div id=\"dot"+ i +"\" style=\"POSITION: absolute; Z-INDEX: "+ i +"; VISIBILITY: visible; TOP: 15px; LEFT: 15px;\"><a href=\"http://dynamicdrive.com\"><img src='"+snowsrc+"' border=\"0\"><\/a><\/div>");
} else {
document.write("<div id=\"dot"+ i +"\" style=\"POSITION: absolute; Z-INDEX: "+ i +"; VISIBILITY: visible; TOP: 15px; LEFT: 15px;\"><img src='"+snowsrc+"' border=\"0\"><\/div>");
}
}
}

function snowNS() { // Netscape main animation function
for (i = 0; i < no; ++ i) { // iterate for every dot
yp += sty;
if (yp > doc_height-50) {
xp = Math.random()*(doc_width-am-30);
yp = 0;
stx = 0.02 + Math.random()/10;
sty = 0.7 + Math.random();
doc_width = self.innerWidth;
doc_height = self.innerHeight;
}
dx += stx;
document.layers["dot"+i].top = yp;
document.layers["dot"+i].left = xp + am*Math.sin(dx);
}
setTimeout("snowNS()", 10);
}

function snowIE_NS6() { // IE and NS6 main animation function
for (i = 0; i < no; ++ i) { // iterate for every dot
yp += sty;
if (yp > doc_height-50) {
xp = Math.random()*(doc_width-am-30);
yp = 0;
stx = 0.02 + Math.random()/10;
sty = 0.7 + Math.random();
doc_width = ns6up?window.innerWidth : document.body.clientWidth;
doc_height = ns6up?window.innerHeight : document.body.clientHeight;
}
dx += stx;
if (ie4up){
document.all["dot"+i].style.pixelTop = yp;
document.all["dot"+i].style.pixelLeft = xp + am*Math.sin(dx);
}
else if (ns6up){
document.getElementById("dot"+i).style.top=yp;
document.getElementById("dot"+i).style.left=xp + am*Math.sin(dx);
}
}
setTimeout("snowIE_NS6()", 10);
}

if (ns4up) {
snowNS();
} else if (ie4up||ns6up) {
snowIE_NS6();
}

</script>

OfflerCrocGod

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.

Zaph

Hey!!! Cyberbob has my avatar!!!!

Goddam newbies