Question?

his_dudeness

Who would win in a fight: a shark or a bear?

StupidLikeAFox

Well if it was sharkie from sharky and george and yogi bear i would have to go with yogi. However jaws would probably beat yogi. That said, should the polar bears from coke decide to get revenge, they would no doubt beat jaws by a long shot.

But at the end of the day, bears in general would beat sharks, by 42,900,000 to 10,400,000 and heres the proof

It wasn't me!

Where would they be fighting. It'd all be a question of terrain you see. Which could out-breathe the other. The only way to make it fair would be to have them fight in a vacuum. That'd have the undesired effect of them both being dead before anything could even get started. Hmmm. A conundrum indeed!

kaiphas

Unless of course this is a veiled reference to American Football teams and then obviously the loudest, fattest and thickest will win (and we'll all have to put up with Michael/Janet Jacksons knockers at half time).

edibility

The bear. Shark can only open their mouths at certain angles to bite, and the bears shape would hinder them a whole lot.

go roald dahl

....well, this is presuming you've either given the bear the ability to breath under water or the shark the ability to breath out of water, and the shark the ability to walk, or the bear the ability to swim well...cause otherwise it's just really really stupid.

It wasn't me! wrote:

Where would they be fighting. It'd all be a question of terrain you see. Which could out-breathe the other. The only way to make it fair would be to have them fight in a vacuum. That'd have the undesired effect of them both being dead before anything could even get started. Hmmm. A conundrum indeed!

I'm starting to like you a little. You make sense.

It wasn't me!

You mean you haven't all along?! :rolleyes:

Undergod

Well, I have to agree with Dave. Giving the bear scuba gear would encumber him too much, and plus its far too easy for the shark just to attack the scuba gear and disable the bear.

Which reminds me... read The Life of Pi. Contains an excellent fight between a small shark and a starving tiger. Makes you think about animal fights in a different way.

edibility

It wasn't me! wrote:

You mean you haven't all along?! :rolleyes:

*cough*



*cough*

jono087

i dunno, it would depend on the type of bear, for example these three simple rules are given in canada:

1) if you see a black bear, walk slowly away as it won't harm you unless frightened

2) if you see a black bear, run as fast as you possibly can as he will probably kill you

3) if you see a grizly bear, don't do anything, 'cos no matter what you do it's the last thing you'll see

mentalimplosion

i like bears

It wasn't me!

I like Canadians...

Half-Bicycle

Hello there. Is it a fresh water shark? 'cos that could creep up to the bear while he was searching for some fish and all manner of blood-letting could ensue...

Undergod

Like that John West Tinned Salmon ad, in which the man and the bear do radical kung-fu over the salmon! I like that ad.

I like bears too. I also like Canadians. In a stew or on toast.

edibility

waterbear!!!!!1

*adele*

mmmm..fight

Undergod

Wait a second...

jono087 wrote:

1) if you see a black bear, , walk slowly away as it won't harm you unless frightened

2) if you see a black bear, run as fast as you possibly can as he will probably kill you...

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Also

...radioactive radiation...

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lemur option

The shark would be to hugry as someone stole his picanic basket
The bear can't breathe underwater
the shark has no feat so can only bite and flail
the bear has no access to rubber bands but if he did oh god the fight would be a sinch
the bear is fat
the shark is laughing cause i called the bear fat
the bear hits the shark between the eyes (instant kill)
I have your winner

THE BEAR


so when you see a bear don't call him fat or hell ahhhhhhha hes after me

ow ow ow I need that leg thank you very much ooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww

the bear list

4) bear plus shotgun equals bad combination

5) teddy bears will stare forever (until they strike!!!! )

6)eat before you start fight do not bring picanic basket

Raphael

The shark obviously. He's got huge scraggly teeth!

Actually, I don't care. I'm just killing time in a free computers class. WHEE!

jono087

my bad: sozz

1)if you see a brown bear, , walk slowly away as it won't harm you unless frightened

2) if you see a black bear, run as fast as you possibly can as he will probably kill you...

LakeHMM

kaiphas wrote:

Unless of course this is a veiled reference to American Football teams and then obviously the loudest, fattest and thickest will win (and we'll all have to put up with Michael/Janet Jacksons knockers at half time).

heh? Michael Jackson's? Ooooh, you must mean these:

americanCat

hmm..that depends on the type of shark...if it was a great white and a polar bear... i think the great white would prolly win.....(and the michael jackson picture is downright horrifying! O_o *twitch twitch*)

elephamt king

this whole shark vs. bear thing has been nagging me for ages so i decided to take matters into my own hands.it was all going well until the shark and bear refused to co-operate.so in an attempt to end this stale mate i got down the encouragement stick.they didnt take too kindly to being prodded so they teamed up against me so one thing lead to another and i ended up in a tree.
so i shot the shark(coz everyone knows that bears cant climb trees.or is that can.) and the squirrel snitched to the ispca,the bastard. :mad:

Stephen Forde

and people said i contributed nothing to this forum!

It wasn't me!

And your point?

Raphael

And those people were right

Back in your hole cork-boy

Stephen Forde

i wasnt even gonna reply! You dont have much to say for yourself raph.
U better not entice me or ill use abbreviations or sumthing to that effect.

StupidLikeAFox

dont provoke him, hes not kidding!

Aoibheann

calm down the lot of you, we dont want a repeat of the usual flaming.


now back to whatever the topic was.

StupidLikeAFox

Aoibheann Brady wrote:

calm down the lot of you, we dont want a repeat of the usual flaming.


now back to whatever the topic was.

whats this we business?

Aoibheann

ColHol wrote:

whats this we business?

we meaning a general everyone around, I'm sure everyone is tired of the same old flame wars.

PurpleFistMixer

I'm inclined to agree, there. It's just the same arguments over and over, and it's evident people are not going to change their behaviour...

Stephen Forde

its just this aura about me it just causes em. I dont even have to do nething, just pop my head into the forum and bitching starts ( but half of its raph and other half is every1 else).


so i like bears that kill sharks! yea

Crash

Locked. QUIT IT. next argument i see gets a week ban.