Is the Pope dead?

TerrieBootson

I've heard the theory that he died on Friday evening, but it's being kept secret while all the necessary preparation are being made. So when it is announced they will be seen to act fast and decisively

FrancieBrady

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058397830/is-the-pope-dead

 they will be seen to act fast and decisively

but piss poor at keeping a secret. 😁

billyhead

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058397830/is-the-pope-dead

Horseshite. More misinformation.

Witcher

'Seen to act fast and decisively' on what and why is being seen to act 'fast and decisively' important?

kippy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058397830/is-the-pope-dead

I heard he died months ago.

It's an experiment to see whether the church can survive without a leader.

It'll be a serious salary saving and stewing out of the DOGE playbook......

User567363

It's a lie, aviation fuel doesn't weaken popes

KaneToad

This comes up every time a pope is dying.

Mervyn Skidmore

He's not dead FFS, he's currently playing in goals for Newcastle Vs Nottingham Forest.

Eire Go Brach

Hope he pulls through. Enough crap on the news without another catholic election.

JupiterKid

Mod:-

Very distasteful thread that no good can come from.

Closed.