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Liveline With Joe Duffy - Mod Note in OP

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,960 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Shivon is actually how she spells her name



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Eliza V Betty would be a good match-up.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,737 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Joe: The UK has more places of course.

    Wow, who'd have thunk it? A bigger country with a bigger population has more places. Wow. I'm gob smacked.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,005 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Will Joe get Padre Paul Murphy on the line tomorrow, in court today he hugged the radicalised young fella who tried to kill him in Galway last summer.

    Liveline will probably also try to get the poor young lad on the show.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭mumo3


    Then there'll be complaining about the huge amount of college drop outs



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,154 ✭✭✭Peter Dragon


    prob has a relative in RTÉ or another radio station - always loads of freebies around no matter what the concert for stars and their families.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,154 ✭✭✭Peter Dragon


    He went to Trinity in the mid-70s when you (for certain courses) literally only had to apply for a course and you’d get in if you really wanted it, ticked certain boxes, and achieved minimum entrance criteria - older posters may remember “the matric” exams for example. There was no CAO system nor points race in those days.

    He also did a long defunct course in “Social Work” which I heard directly from an academic in said university was a 2 year programme and to quote them “an Arts-lite course” - she wasn’t 100% certain but said it was most likely a diploma or a certificate course. Joe did spend more than 2 years in Trinners but a lot of his time there was in the Student’s Union and not studying,


    It certainly wasn’t Medicine, Law, or Nuclear Physics he was studying during his time there, and despite his on-air rant/claims he most certainly does not have the same education as Michael O’Leary.

    Post edited by Peter Dragon on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,154 ✭✭✭Peter Dragon


    He’s always been a very modest man, never seeking praise or coverage where it wasn’t earned or warranted.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,378 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Michael, please call in, and put Joe in his place.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,262 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Today, Joe


    Leaving cert grad inflation.
    Betty getting the wrap around insulation done on her house, scaffolding outside, those doing the works are away, she gets a knock on the door from someone with a Black & Decker in his hand who says he needed to check something upstairs, turns out it was a conman and he relieved her of her jewellery.
    Internet dating.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,397 ✭✭✭archfi


    Aaaah, poor Betty

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,737 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Poor Betty indeed.

    Many many years ago I was working in a small over-the-shop office in a town outside Dublin. There were 5 of us in the office, but to anyone on the street it probably looked like a normal flat. The doorbell went and i was asked to go down and see who it was. There's a guy in a hi-viz vest saying they were doing some work in the area and asked to check the water, so I let him in, up the stairs we went, and his enthusiasm changed when he saw four other people at desks. He turned on the tap in the kitchenette, "yeah that looks fine. Thanks very much". Off he went.

    I got into trouble for letting in someone who didnt present ID. It was a lesson I learnt to this day. Thankfully, nothing else happened.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,875 ✭✭✭CH3OH


    Joe says Cannons on our navy vessels.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,397 ✭✭✭archfi


    Joe Kissinger opining with a fisherman about a Russian ship traversing Irish waters on the way to the coast of the US

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,397 ✭✭✭archfi


    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,875 ✭✭✭CH3OH


    Serious ass licking from the caller



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Paterson Jerins


    Fair play to joe, well done well done. He is the reason that world war 3 didn't start.

    He saved us all



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,737 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    If Joe gets a sailor on he will ask him do they still get a daily ration of rum.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,006 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    Any chance the lighthouses have generators? I'm betting they do.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,737 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    "The lighthouses managed to keep the lights on".

    Yeah they have this magical device given to them by the elves called a generator. The direct translation from Elvish is "Creates light where none exists and can charge an iPhone".



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,737 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Here's Betty.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,031 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    World's most rubbish scumbag



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,343 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    The Patrick Murphy lad knows how to ‘oil the system’ I would suggest.

    How many times did he name check Joe…..should look for a job in RTE….. everyone is great……brilliant!!!!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,006 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    Joe: "What age was your son?"

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,989 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    Joes patronizing of Betty is nauseating 😮‍💨



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,397 ✭✭✭archfi


    Is Joe being overly patronising with Betty here?

    I think Betty thinks so.

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,031 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Sounds like a ghost

    A baseball hat wearing one

    Just up and vanished like a fart in the wind



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,031 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Trying to get the fear of God into Betty

    'Here Betty

    Maybe he's never left the house ?'



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    He could have hidden in the wardrobe



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,006 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    I think Betty is "great".

    I lost count of how many times Joe said it.



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