Liveline With Joe Duffy - Mod Note in OP

thesandeman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122909368#Comment_122909368

The Police will be queuing up at da DRS machine when they've finished going through the evidence so to speak.

Joe, Joe, the county is Banjaxed Joe. It is a thundering disgrace Joe. The worse I have seen in my 'Lived Experience'. Now that the election is over can we talk about the real issues of de Nation, it will be in de Nation Interest, Joe.

https://youtu.be/ydn9T0kQdrc

sligeach

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122910071#Comment_122910071

Switched off after he said Leinster Lines-ter House. 😉

So, the monk didn't get elected to the Dáil. It was a close shave. You might say we dodged a bullet. He might say the same thing. Apparently he's been at that all his life.

2smiggy

i hope the runaway mobility scooter makes it on the show !!

Red Fred

Missed the start of the promo but today:

The election. Why didn't more people vote.

A woman with her ShitSue dog and mobility scooter nearly went into the canal at Inchicore, but Robert Mizzel and the rest of the Three Amigoes along with the 3 wise men saved her.

Joe has his fairy lights out of the attic.

Louise turned his mic off before he finished his niceties.

furiousox

Joe being weird again.

Atlantic Dawn

For a lot of the runaway cars lately it's a case of "tell me you're new to automatic cars without telling me you're new to automatic cars". Maniacs using both feet or thinking you can rev the car in Drive.

Today in Stage 7.1:

• Just Joe, self proclaimed lad of more intelligence than a Wolfe Tone fan.

Possible shrieking into the void topics:

• Life on Mars.
• Telecom [Joe corrected himself] Election Commission: You vote is your voice.
• Laryngitis: 40% sick and did not bother to turn out, especially those in Dublin Central Slum areas.
• What should happen Now: FF, FG and Independences?
• What stopped people from electing? : People wurking at home?
• Black Horse: Luas Stop not de road. Mobility Scooter, Shopping, Toby (shih tzu dog) and Anne Reynolds all on de Mobility Scooter going backwards into Canal. Three Wise Men People assisted Treasa (name change!), Toby the dog, shopping and scooters. Fished them out of the canal
• HSE: Something about our Wonderful Health System. Maybe de wan from the 3 Wise (fishing) Men wurks there?

Banned Topics:

• Plantations
• Macrones for de friends of Montrose
• Welfare raided to fund RTE Digout
• Wolfe Tone vs Montrose
• Kneecap de Kneecapping picture
• State of Hospitals
• De Missing Ducks of St. Stephen's Green
• De Unwell
• De Undocumented
• RVM Machine Tax
• Inflation, except for sausage based products
• Lack of Doctors
• Lack of Dentists
• Lack of Gaffs
• Lack of punishment for Crime/Goal Accommodation

LiveLine Contract Ending:
11 Months

Atlantic Dawn

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122913093#Comment_122913093

The irony is the only constituency that the voting numbers increased from the last general election is Dublin Central, where Hutch ran 😂

Red Fred

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122913133#Comment_122913133

Maybe Joe counts as more than one voter.

zell12

We deserve what we get

archfi

Or 'we are where we are'

Last time I heard that was in the last recession.

archfi

Get the local Ballyers on the blower on BallyfermotFM Duffy

https://twitter.com/SteBreen/status/1863574892307702234

zell12

Yes, get me Joe on the line

zell12

Maybe 4/10 voters are lazy, too busy playing candy crush 😊

zell12

What colour is your car, caller?

The Duffoon still eating his lunch.

Dan Jaman

I would have thought Joe would be breathing a sigh of relief the Shinners were kept out (again) and letting it drop.

Four more years of FF/FG concensus politics, with snouts in the trough and the gravy train whistling down the line.

mountain

let’s get some random fools on the line to tell us why voting numbers are down.

Classic Duffy nonsense

zell12

"usually the address they were born in"

TinyMuffin

should be ballot boxes in the off licences.
and bookies.

zell12

In fairness, it was an incredibly boring campaign

orourkeda1

Duffy talking over everyone forcefuly today.

zell12

Caller did not vote. Well then shut up!

2smiggy

this sounds like a man who has an answer to everything (in his own head)

archfi

Apathy never changed anything.

I know 99% of politicians are apathy inducing but if you're on the radio to opine on politics you really should have made the effort.

zell12

We need factories on de M50, barks Joe

orourkeda1

All in all its just another nail in the wall

zell12

Joe trying to solve the housing crisis 😂

zell12

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122913337#Comment_122913337

Joe or the..