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Liveline With Joe Duffy - Mod Note in OP

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,579 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Some amount of belching/reflux from Duffy there. 🤢



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,330 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    "is there drinkable water in them loos"

    What an absolute clown....



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    At least he could use the bog, being stuck there.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,771 ✭✭✭archfi


    Now he suggests the man should have called the fire brigade.

    This country established its own government – hopelessly imperfect though it may be – to serve and vindicate the needs of Irish people, first and foremost.

    The electorate are a huge part of the problem. You put shite in, you get shite back.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,208 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    cut the red wire.

    IMG_1029.jpeg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,282 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Here Joe

    Didya ever think dat maybe dose people were just ignoring you ?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,330 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Why was he using the lift in a derelict building?!?



  • Posts: 9,954 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "Is your phone not Wurking" lad asks Joe, when Joe is stuck in a lift.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,208 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,330 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Self locking as in you can lock it yourself....Joe so smart he went to Trinity don't ya know



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Next time I'm in Howth I'll just piss in the gutter.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,330 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Is this not why county councils don't want public toilets they have to put serious work and maintenance into maintaining them? All the while risking being sued for falls, slips etc



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    "You hit the nail on the..... fence"

    A well known saying from around Ballyer way



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,579 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    It's all going to be lifts/portaloos/ claustrophobia entrapment stories today



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,650 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Joe murmurs in surprise to a call reporting on something that didn't happen in Dublin



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,330 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Would you have considered eating the guide dog caller?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,208 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    that’s the English for ya.
    Wolfe tones to release a song about this.
    The Tans Banjacks Lifts.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,071 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Lifts. Their lives are full of ups and downs.



  • Posts: 9,954 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You, you forgot to ask the colour of the guide dog.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,771 ✭✭✭archfi


    Even Duffy is struggling to make something out of these garbled nonsense stories.

    But he'll try till three.

    This country established its own government – hopelessly imperfect though it may be – to serve and vindicate the needs of Irish people, first and foremost.

    The electorate are a huge part of the problem. You put shite in, you get shite back.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,330 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    "they didn't even offer us a glass of water"

    Then laughs madly

    She was in it for 10/15 minutes…you weren't going to die of thirst



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭mountain


    stuck in a lift,

    He’s making this up



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,330 ✭✭✭✭gmisk




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    He was trying to re-live auld times as a bellboy.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,327 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Joe: The AA.

    This is getting bizarre.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,282 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Whoy didnt dese people do a 'Die Hard' out de lift hatch, and den go on a destructive rampage for a glass of water ?

    'Now I have a machine gun......Ho Ho Ho !!'



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    Funny Friday joke.... Oh dear.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,208 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    major gdpr breach there Joe.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe's Anecdotes - from all good booksellers now.

    <printed in Munster, Germany>



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