Worst Celebrity Beards

brokenbad · 16-08-2023 5:28pm #1

Not every man can grow a lush and well cultivated beard - and celebrities are no exception.

Pedro Pascal falls into that category - looks like someone cut off some of his pubes and scattered them randomly on his face.

sprucemoose · 16-08-2023 5:40pm

Linda Woodrow, Renate Blaue, Kathy Jeung, Mary Austin

They weren't fooling anyone we all knew

Katie Holmes might have been one too but its not confirmed yet

16-08-2023 6:07pm

Never understood why De Gea insisted on keeping his bum fluff.

He's much better looking without it (Pretty much the only photo I could find of him without the fluff).

pgj2015 · 16-08-2023 6:55pm

I think most people look better without a beard.

New Home · 16-08-2023 7:42pm

Graham Norton and Tommy Tiernan.

Potential-Monke · 16-08-2023 10:32pm

I think it's a bit much calling those 2 beards...

TheRiverman · 16-08-2023 10:39pm

Paul Galvin.

Hangdogroad · 17-08-2023 6:42am

Not celebrities but the Irish far-right have a thing for hideous facial hair.

brokenbad · 17-08-2023 9:01am

Johnny Depps "beard" must surely be up there as one of the worst...

Hangdogroad · 17-08-2023 9:15am

Dave Fanning had a crap beard in his very early days with RTE, one of those ones thats sparse on the upper jawline and thick around the neck like some kind of beard collar. Getting rid of it was the right move.

17-08-2023 10:57am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120989219#Comment_120989219

It’s known as a neckbeard.

brokenbad · 17-08-2023 12:07pm

Michael Jacksons attempt at a beard back in the 90's was like something you would see on a waxwork model....

brokenbad · 17-08-2023 1:19pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120989219#Comment_120989219

In fairness, its not the worst beard compared to some of the others posted here. Would have looked better if he had kept it trimmed.

brokenbad · 17-08-2023 3:31pm

James Franco - looks like his face was dipped in a bowl of pubes.....

Jet Black · 17-08-2023 3:47pm

Thanks guys, time to shave :/

brokenbad · 17-08-2023 5:11pm

There is a song called "Bob Dylan's 49th Beard"

This is his 50th attempt....

brokenbad · 18-08-2023 9:22am

David Beckham before and after he had his beard transplant

RocketRaccoon · 18-08-2023 9:26am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120987715#Comment_120987715

2 majestic beards

brokenbad · 18-08-2023 10:15am

Matthew McConaughey's pubescent effort

Sugarlumps · 18-08-2023 10:57am

It's like the episode of South Park where Cartman gets duped into buying pubes. That's the look Franco and Depp went for. Or what's even worse is the lads who get beard implants.