Lateral thought...

Durtynell

Just joined this place and have problems as to how this place works.

Just clicked on some puzzle thing and had a thought...

A big Indian and a little Indian sitting on a fence...

The big Indian is the little Indian's father but that little Indian is not the big Indian's son...

Just to post as I join y'all here.

Have a good evening...

Durtynell

Lateral thought, last thought as I vacate exit left...

A fox and a hare are out and about...

Which animal is fastest and why?

Me mammie were a wan for such ramblins I daresay...

Durtynell

A man going to market has three gold balls of which he hope to sell at market. He come upon bridge with restriction of weight which allow him to traverse, problem is as weight allow only 2 weight of gold balls...

A possible thief on either end of bridge make this man wonder of how he carry third ball...

Just how does this man carry to market carry third gold ball...

Gawkerz, takerz,gawkerz...

Durtynell

Brother and sister as I have none but this man's father is my father's son...

What am I lookin at?

Goodnight all on here, goodnight...

newmember2

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058304375/lateral-thought

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Daughter

FishOnABike

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120828085#Comment_120828085

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Can he juggle?

Widdensushi

Sorry if not for here, tried to answer but I can't see how you do the spoiler cover, please and thank you

Mellor

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120828090#Comment_120828090

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Your Son

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058304375/lateral-thought

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His daughter

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120828043#Comment_120828043

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Fastest animal is the Cheetah (or the Peregrine Falcon is we count birds). The Fox and the Hare are a distraction.

Mellor

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120828244#Comment_120828244

I assume that's the answer that the riddle is looking for. But it's incorrect. Newtons laws and so on.

Durtynell

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120828244#Comment_120828244

Really do not understand this place but question remain as man go to market with 3 gold ball, encounter bridge with weight limit...

Man going to market iz a juggler as he juggle his balz of gold...

Durtynell

That old favourite of me mammie of course as she wonder of just how many eyes has forthy flies, a bulldog and a spider...?

Durtynell

As I was going up that stair, I met a man who was not there.

I met him yet again today, I wish that man would go away...

Durtynell

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120833137#Comment_120833137

Yah there now pilgrim as fox is out for lunch whilst hare is out for his life...

Durtynell

As I was going to St Ivez I met a man with seven wivez.

Seven wivez had seveven catz in seven sackx...

How many weregoing to St Ivez...

I know, I think I know...

Lateral, not literal...

newmember2

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120833137#Comment_120833137

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Shadow

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120833169#Comment_120833169

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I

newmember2

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120833128#Comment_120833128

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Durtynell

Slightly annoying or perhaps not as there are always gawkerz on threadz of those who post on some site not annoy...

There are always gawkerz of course as those gawker are from that valley of squintin window as child send barrel down main streetshoutin fire, fire, as when asked of child as to where this fire is...

To which child of village replied...

In everyone's house but ours.

Well spoken Master Maher, well spoken...

Durtynell

16 89 as I wonder really as was this a good date in my country as old Cromwell was about his fashion...

Perhaps we should remember as we shop as tiller tell you of price of fashion as you purchase...

Just try to pay attention to the price you pay and your history...

Silly ol me...

Durtynell

16 89 as I may seem somewhat confused with 1691 and old Sarsfield and that Orange won.

That flight of widen geese of on Fontenoy as not yet my liege as Irish troop remain as we now have cur so-called Provo wear pride banner...

Just shame on you now latent Provo, shame on you you feckin queer...

Durtynell

Perhaps as I am missing something on here as some folk notice my posting and I get memo of such. Yet no poster comment on my thought/thread?

One really has to wonder as I have been on other sites, make remark and get remark back which could lead to thread...

Perhaps I should just dander along, make post on some other thread on here and wonder of reply.

No offence of course as I seem not to understand this place yet...

In the meantime I would offer thought of child in village after school as he roll barrel down street of village shouting fire, fire, fire...

When asked of where this fire was little Jim replied...

Everyone's house but ours...

Way ta go little Jim, way ta go...