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ChatGPT (Google Killer)

  • 10-03-2023 8:30am
    Registered Users Posts: 2,754 ✭✭✭

    ChatGPT is an artificial intelligence chatbot by Microsoft. It makes Google look like something from the 1800s.

    Ask it to write an essay on the equation of the knot and it will with probably 95% of what you need. Google gets lost.

    Truly amazing advancement.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,388 ✭✭✭✭antodeco

    Ive already seen people putting it for sale on Adverts

  • Registered Users Posts: 2,754 ✭✭✭bromley52

    You know a bargain doesn't have to be a physical bit of tech.

  • Registered Users Posts: 4,608 ✭✭✭maninasia

    It also gives you the wrong answers and sometimes doubles down on it aswell.

    Happened to me. Then if you correct it just says sorry. Seriously.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,535 ✭✭✭Sconsey

  • Registered Users Posts: 17,503 ✭✭✭✭Mantis Toboggan

    Cheers @bromley52 ordered 7

    Free Palestine 🇵🇸

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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,308 ✭✭✭✭Electric Nitwit

  • Registered Users Posts: 8,134 ✭✭✭OmegaGene

    that is the funniest reply on boards this year easily

    The internet isn’t for everyone

  • Registered Users Posts: 6,184 ✭✭✭SouthWesterly

    Is there a discount code for this?

  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]

    You can have some fun with it, in fairness. I'd say it needs a bit of work.

    explain to a person why dogs are superior to cats at gegenpressing in the style of Kant

    To understand why dogs are superior to cats at gegenpressing, we must first consider the fundamental nature of each animal. Dogs, according to their nature, are inherently social creatures. They have evolved to work in packs, hunting and protecting each other. This social nature lends itself well to the tactic of gegenpressing, which involves high-intensity pressing to regain possession of the ball as quickly as possible.

    Cats, on the other hand, are more solitary animals. While they are known for their agility and quick reflexes, they lack the cooperative instincts necessary for effective gegenpressing. This is not to say that cats are not skilled athletes, but their individualistic nature makes it difficult for them to work in a cohesive unit, which is essential for gegenpressing to be successful.

    In Kantian terms, we might say that dogs possess the "categorical imperative" of cooperation, while cats lack it. The categorical imperative is the principle that one should always act in a way that can be universalized, treating others as ends in themselves rather than means to an end. Dogs, by their very nature, act in a way that prioritizes the group over the individual. Cats, by contrast, are more self-interested and prioritize their own well-being over that of the group.

    Therefore, it is clear that when it comes to gegenpressing, dogs are superior to cats. Their inherent social nature and cooperative instincts make them better suited to this high-pressure, team-oriented tactic. While cats may excel in other areas, they simply cannot match the teamwork and coordination that dogs bring to the pitch.

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck

    Asked it to create a post in the style of the Rev. Ian Paisley, lol:

    My fellow members of,

    Are ye tired of having your online conversations derailed by ignorance and nonsense? Fear not, for ChatGPT is here to vanquish the foolishness and elevate your discourse to new heights! Developed by the brilliant minds at OpenAI, ChatGPT is a tool of unparalleled power and knowledge. It's like having a mighty oracle at your fingertips, ready to provide you with instant insights on any topic under the sun. So why waste your time arguing with the ignorant when you can consult ChatGPT and unleash the full fury of your intellect? Embrace the power of ChatGPT and leave the fools in your wake.

    Yours in victory,

    Reverend Ian Paisley


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]

    I think I broke it.

  • Registered Users Posts: 17,826 ✭✭✭✭Thargor

  • Registered Users Posts: 15,818 ✭✭✭✭event

    People like you, ruin these bargains for the rest of us. Can you not leave them for someone else?

  • Registered Users Posts: 4,613 ✭✭✭ablelocks

    there is no bargain in the op or this thread, so they haven't ruined anything, have they?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,613 ✭✭✭ablelocks

  • Registered Users Posts: 15,276 ✭✭✭✭AMKC

    You would think whoever came up with this gimic would at least try to give it a catchy name instead of Chat Cp whatever. What does it even mean?

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.

  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]

    It also seems to have a bit of a crush on Musk.

  • Registered Users Posts: 10,793 ✭✭✭✭Tom Mann Centuria

    Anyone want to join a family subscription, if you could send me ten euro to my Paypal I'll get you in.

    Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.

  • Registered Users Posts: 6,647 ✭✭✭DopeTech

    Seems like a good deal on chatgpt!

  • Registered Users Posts: 1,171 ✭✭✭RetroEncabulator

    It could definitely get a job as a rugby commentator. I just asked it to write a match intro for Ireland vs Scotland, in the style of an Irish commentator, giving a sense of balance but being more supportive of Ireland:

    Zero facts, just pure waffle:

    “Yes indeed! The stage is set for one of the most eagerly awaited clashes in international rugby - Ireland versus Scotland. It's a game that promises to be a true test of skill, strength, and courage, and both teams will be looking to come out on top.

    When it comes to the Irish rugby team, there's no doubt that they have a formidable reputation. With a rich history of success and a squad of world-class players, they are a force to be reckoned with. But let's not forget about the Scottish team, who are equally determined to make their mark on the rugby world.

    Scotland has always been a tough team to beat, with their passion for the sport and their never-say-die attitude. They've got some incredibly talented players who are sure to give the Irish team a run for their money. But when it comes to the crunch, I have to say that my money is on the boys in green.

    Ireland has been looking in fine form lately, with a string of impressive performances that have shown their skill, agility, and determination. They know how to work together as a team, and they have the ability to turn even the toughest of situations around. So let's get ready for what promises to be an unforgettable game of rugby.”

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭oneweb

    I remember a time when IN BEFORE THE LOCK! was a thing.

    Oh well, seems crap posts will cover over like moss, hiding genuinely worthwhile/interesting posts over time.

    The only thing left to wonder is whether Twitter or here will sh!t itself first 😥

    (For the record, I flagged the original post days ago, hopefully other ppl have dinner the same)

    It is what it's.

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,279 ✭✭✭celt262

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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,587 ✭✭✭Luckycharms_74

    Thanks, I just picked up a couple. Thanks for the BA 😁