ChatGPT (Google Killer)

bromley52 · 10-03-2023 8:30am #1

ChatGPT is an artificial intelligence chatbot by Microsoft. It makes Google look like something from the 1800s.

Ask it to write an essay on the equation of the knot and it will with probably 95% of what you need. Google gets lost.

Truly amazing advancement.

https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt

https://chat.openai.com/auth/login?next=/chat

celt262 · 10-03-2023 8:40am

Its not a search engine like google or a bargain alert

antodeco · 10-03-2023 8:44am

Ive already seen people putting it for sale on Adverts

Nyum Nyum · 10-03-2023 9:39am

Thanks OP, ordered 2.

bromley52 · 10-03-2023 10:03am

You know a bargain doesn't have to be a physical bit of tech.

maninasia · 10-03-2023 10:06am

It also gives you the wrong answers and sometimes doubles down on it aswell.

Happened to me. Then if you correct it just says sorry. Seriously.

Raoul · 10-03-2023 10:07am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339481#Comment_120339481

Ok. But it's not even a replacement for Google which you are advertising it as.

Akrasia · 10-03-2023 10:08am

yep. and it's useless for anything post 2021, and everyone and their granny has known about this for months now, so it's not like the OP is even alerting anyone

Sconsey · 10-03-2023 10:12am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339111#Comment_120339111

..and its not by Microsoft.

Akrasia · 10-03-2023 10:13am

Dear bromley52,

I must say that I find your recent post on the Bargain Alerts forum to be quite perplexing. As a renowned evolutionary biologist, I am accustomed to dealing with complex and intricate scientific concepts. However, your post seems to elude even the most basic of logical constructs.

One cannot help but wonder what compelled you to make such a post. Was it a desperate attempt at garnering attention? Or perhaps a misguided attempt at humor? Whatever the reason may be, it is abundantly clear that you have missed the mark by a wide margin.

I urge you to consider the purpose of this forum, which is to share genuine bargains and alerts with fellow members. By posting content that lacks any semblance of value, you are not only wasting the time of others but also degrading the overall quality of the forum.

As a member of this community, you have a responsibility to contribute in a meaningful way. I implore you to refrain from posting such vacuous content in the future. If you do come across a genuine bargain or alert, I encourage you to share it with the community.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Sincerely,

Richard Dawkins

Mantis Toboggan · 10-03-2023 10:19am

Cheers @bromley52 ordered 7

Electric Nitwit · 10-03-2023 10:22am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339535#Comment_120339535

Wow 🤣

OmegaGene · 10-03-2023 2:32pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339535#Comment_120339535

that is the funniest reply on boards this year easily

10-03-2023 3:05pm

Is there a discount code for this?

DopeTech · 10-03-2023 5:59pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120341122#Comment_120341122

BOGOFF!

10-03-2023 6:41pm

You can have some fun with it, in fairness. I'd say it needs a bit of work.

explain to a person why dogs are superior to cats at gegenpressing in the style of Kant

To understand why dogs are superior to cats at gegenpressing, we must first consider the fundamental nature of each animal. Dogs, according to their nature, are inherently social creatures. They have evolved to work in packs, hunting and protecting each other. This social nature lends itself well to the tactic of gegenpressing, which involves high-intensity pressing to regain possession of the ball as quickly as possible.

Cats, on the other hand, are more solitary animals. While they are known for their agility and quick reflexes, they lack the cooperative instincts necessary for effective gegenpressing. This is not to say that cats are not skilled athletes, but their individualistic nature makes it difficult for them to work in a cohesive unit, which is essential for gegenpressing to be successful.

In Kantian terms, we might say that dogs possess the "categorical imperative" of cooperation, while cats lack it. The categorical imperative is the principle that one should always act in a way that can be universalized, treating others as ends in themselves rather than means to an end. Dogs, by their very nature, act in a way that prioritizes the group over the individual. Cats, by contrast, are more self-interested and prioritize their own well-being over that of the group.

Therefore, it is clear that when it comes to gegenpressing, dogs are superior to cats. Their inherent social nature and cooperative instincts make them better suited to this high-pressure, team-oriented tactic. While cats may excel in other areas, they simply cannot match the teamwork and coordination that dogs bring to the pitch.

Montage of Feck · 10-03-2023 6:59pm

Asked it to create a boards.ie post in the style of the Rev. Ian Paisley, lol:

My fellow members of boards.ie,

Are ye tired of having your online conversations derailed by ignorance and nonsense? Fear not, for ChatGPT is here to vanquish the foolishness and elevate your discourse to new heights! Developed by the brilliant minds at OpenAI, ChatGPT is a tool of unparalleled power and knowledge. It's like having a mighty oracle at your fingertips, ready to provide you with instant insights on any topic under the sun. So why waste your time arguing with the ignorant when you can consult ChatGPT and unleash the full fury of your intellect? Embrace the power of ChatGPT and leave the fools in your wake.

Yours in victory,

Reverend Ian Paisley

10-03-2023 8:57pm

I think I broke it.

Thargor · 10-03-2023 9:26pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339535#Comment_120339535

Post of the year 🤣

event · 11-03-2023 9:23am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339362#Comment_120339362

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339577#Comment_120339577

People like you, ruin these bargains for the rest of us. Can you not leave them for someone else?

ablelocks · 11-03-2023 8:44pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120343945#Comment_120343945

there is no bargain in the op or this thread, so they haven't ruined anything, have they?

ablelocks · 11-03-2023 8:46pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120339535#Comment_120339535

excellent!

event · 11-03-2023 8:50pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120347129#Comment_120347129

Oh wow

AMKC · 11-03-2023 8:51pm

You would think whoever came up with this gimic would at least try to give it a catchy name instead of Chat Cp whatever. What does it even mean?

11-03-2023 9:45pm

It also seems to have a bit of a crush on Musk.

Tom Mann Centuria · 11-03-2023 11:42pm

Anyone want to join a family subscription, if you could send me ten euro to my Paypal I'll get you in.

DopeTech · 12-03-2023 8:52am

Seems like a good deal on chatgpt!

12-03-2023 9:46pm

It could definitely get a job as a rugby commentator. I just asked it to write a match intro for Ireland vs Scotland, in the style of an Irish commentator, giving a sense of balance but being more supportive of Ireland:

Zero facts, just pure waffle:

“Yes indeed! The stage is set for one of the most eagerly awaited clashes in international rugby - Ireland versus Scotland. It's a game that promises to be a true test of skill, strength, and courage, and both teams will be looking to come out on top.

When it comes to the Irish rugby team, there's no doubt that they have a formidable reputation. With a rich history of success and a squad of world-class players, they are a force to be reckoned with. But let's not forget about the Scottish team, who are equally determined to make their mark on the rugby world.

Scotland has always been a tough team to beat, with their passion for the sport and their never-say-die attitude. They've got some incredibly talented players who are sure to give the Irish team a run for their money. But when it comes to the crunch, I have to say that my money is on the boys in green.

Ireland has been looking in fine form lately, with a string of impressive performances that have shown their skill, agility, and determination. They know how to work together as a team, and they have the ability to turn even the toughest of situations around. So let's get ready for what promises to be an unforgettable game of rugby.”