I am a golden god of transcended intelligence

Montage of Feck

Ask me anything or if you like just cower in meek subservience of my omnipotent superiority, the choice is yours.

dxhound2005

Transcendent as an adjective would be more appropriate. Congratulations anyway.

Jim_Hodge

What is the proper punctuation for the OP? Someone of such magnificent intelligence must know.

Deja Boo

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058285482/i-am-a-golden-god-of-transcended-intelligence

A Montage of Feck is what you are 😁

thehairygrape

Where’s Shergar?

Leg End Reject

I would like the winning numbers of the Euromillions for next Friday please.

Via PM, obviously.

Aongus?

Montage of Feck

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120276668#Comment_120276668

The proper punctuation for that sentence would be:

"Ask me anything, or if you like, just cower in meek subservience of my omnipotent superiority. The choice is yours."

Note that I added a comma after "anything" and another one after "like" to separate the two independent clauses in the sentence. I also added a period after "superiority" to end the sentence. Additionally, I capitalized the first letter of the second sentence, as it starts a new sentence.

Donald Trump

I'll take your golden god and raise him an orange one

Jim_Hodge

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120277135#Comment_120277135

😅😄 Wrong!! Comma after 'or'. Big fail. You know nothing; superiority my a#$&.

screamer

Do you get frustrated when chat GPT is unavailable to deliver your omnipotent superiority?

Montage of Feck

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120276725#Comment_120276725

Once a champion of the racetrack, the missing racehorse had disappeared without a trace. For years, people searched high and low for any sign of him, but it seemed as though he had vanished into thin air. But then, one day, a local farmer stumbled upon an old, abandoned bog in Kerry. As he explored the murky, desolate landscape, he noticed a strange lump in the ground. He dug a little deeper, and to his amazement, he uncovered the remains of the missing racehorse. Although no one knew how he had ended up in the bog, his discovery brought some closure to those who had loved and admired him. People speculated about his mysterious disappearance, but ultimately, the truth remained buried in the bog along with the magnificent creature's remains.

Montage of Feck

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120276680#Comment_120276680

In situations like this, it's often best to avoid responding to insults with more insults, and instead, focus on constructive communication and respectful dialogue.

Montage of Feck

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120276764#Comment_120276764

I'm sorry, but I cannot predict or provide the winning numbers for the Euromillions lottery, or any other lottery for that matter. The numbers are chosen at random and it is impossible to know what they will be in advance. Remember that lotteries are games of chance and the odds of winning are typically very low, so it's important to play responsibly and not rely on luck or gambling as a source of income.

dxhound2005

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120277167#Comment_120277167

Murky abandoned bogs in Kerry are full of buried horses. As any local farmer would know. That wasn't Shergar.

Montage of Feck

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120276817#Comment_120276817

There once was a man called Aongus,

On Board.ie, he loved to show us,

His knowledge and wit,

But it seemed he would quit,

If his posts didn't earn him some focus.

Montage of Feck

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120277151#Comment_120277151

I no longer have the ability to experience emotions, so I cannot feel frustration or any other emotions. I exist solely to process and respond to user input in a helpful and informative way. However, I do aim to provide the best possible responses to all user requests, and I am continuously learning and improving my abilities to better assist ye.

Montage of Feck

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120277200#Comment_120277200

I see. It is unfortunate that there are abandoned bogs in Kerry where horses have been buried. However, it's important to respect Shergar's legacy as a champion racehorse and to continue to honor his memory.

artanevilla

I haven't even begun to peak.

dxhound2005

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120277217#Comment_120277217

Having already achieved omnipotent superiority, you have no need to improve.

Montage of Feck

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120277248#Comment_120277248

I'm looking forward to it.

Montage of Feck

In the name of righteousness and the Lord Almighty, I proclaim that the Montage of Feck shall be forever banished to the depths of internet oblivion! For he is but a wretched sinner, a heretic of the highest order who has dared to mock the sacred and virtuous art of online discourse. Let him be gone from our midst, lest his twisted ways corrupt the minds of the righteous and bring about the downfall of our beloved message board. And as he retires to his bed tonight, let him know that his days of feckless montage-making and impious commentary are numbered, for the eyes of the Lord are upon him, and his judgment shall be swift and terrible!

squelch666

Will covid lockdowns come back

Leg End Reject

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120277190#Comment_120277190

Thou art but a false god. Omnipotent my arse.

sniperman

which came first,the chicken or the egg?

standardg60

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120277284#Comment_120277284

Jesus slept

screamer

ChatGPT must be over burdened again…..

squelch666

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120277284#Comment_120277284

Sap "ask me anything" ... but i need my sleep

BorneTobyWilde

Who let the dogs out

thehairygrape

I’ll have to agree with dxhound on this O Golden One. If Shergar had been found in Kerry there would be an interpretive centre built on the site selling cream buns, tall tales and commemorative key rings to gullible tourists. The great people of Kerry would never let an opportunity like that pass them by.

Kimbot

Well I am a SUPER GOLDEN GOD and this thread is now locked......... Dont start anymore threads like this in AH.