Next doors post

cena

Lately I have been getting the next door neighbours post from the post man when they aren't there.

Todays post is a box of condoms. Here is the question. How do I hand the box over, normally the 6 year old takes the postage. I wouldn't feel right handing it over to the child

Xander10

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058265076/next-doors-post

Hilarious🙄

cena

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119670934#Comment_119670934

If amazon had not written it on the label I wouldn't have known

apkmbarry

It's not your business to read the contents, so surely you can give it to anyone and not have to worry :)

Mellor

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119670961#Comment_119670961

I doubt the 6 year old can read "condoms" so don't see what the issue is. I'm sure they've walked past them in the shop many times without shouting it out.

cena

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119671098#Comment_119671098

it is big bold writing. can't miss it

Atlantic Dawn

Put it on their doorstep, knock at the door and leg it.

HeidiHeidi

Knock on the door and ask for a parent?

Is that really beyond your imagination?

Unless this is a very poor attempt at a troll thread, in which case - also, imagination fail 🙄

dashoonage

ah here this isnt hard ( pun intended) put it back in the post and hope the post man gets it in the right hole next time.

Gregor Samsa

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119671121#Comment_119671121

Wasn't there that old joke? A husband and wife decided to spice things up and have a night of passion out in the back garden. Next morning, the family all come down to have breakfast, and the wife opens the curtains and looks out. Horrified, she turns to the husband and says "Darling, there's a C-O-N-D-O-M out on the P-A-T-I-O!". Their 6 year old son pipes up "Mum, what's a patio?"

I never thought that stupid joke would resurface, but here we are.

freshpopcorn

Just call around and met the man( If there is one) and info him that his partner/wife/etc did like them when we you used them with her!

POBox19

Do exactly as you have done with every other parcel addressed to them. Just knock on the door and give it whoever answers. If you do any different with this parcel it could create embarrassment on both sides going forward. After all they may be waiting anxiously for them.

If you don't deliver them quickly you might have a few more children living next door.

ratracer

Tell the kid that they are water balloons and that he should fill them quickly before his parents get home……..

cena

😂😂

phonypony

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119671098#Comment_119671098

"so surely you can give it to anyone and not have to worry :)"

And here we have the purpose of a condom

cena

The guy wouldn't even look me in the eye when I handed the package over

dxhound2005

Amazon should take a leaf out of this company's book. There is no need to use the word Condom on any labelling. Nice touch to make the addressee John Thomas.

https://myonecondoms.co.uk/pages/packaging-detail

Not Going Out made a comedy episode about a penis enlarger being delivered to a neighbour's house.

https://notgoingout.fandom.com/wiki/Small_Package

Count Dracula

Use them.

" Hi Cena, we ordered some condoms, for delivery... you didn't by any chance... eh... get them though your door? "

" No, I met this dude in town last week, and eh.... sure you know yourself"

Strumms

Why would a person order condoms online when any local pharmacy or supermarket or most shops stock them ? The saving would be negligible.

if condoms were delivered they’d be in appropriate outer packaging concealing the actual contents.

cena

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119673777#Comment_119673777

Ya I thought it was odd the label said what was in the package

corner of hells

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119673777#Comment_119673777

They might be extra extra small , the neighbour might be embarrassed to ask for them in his chemist or supermarket.

apkmbarry

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119671978#Comment_119671978

I mean, it's not his business what is inside.

If he has a problem handing it to his neighbours, he shouldn't bother accepting anything on their behalf if a couple of condoms is his worry.

Kimbot

First its the condoms, wait until the next parcels arrive, gimp masks/dildos/anal beads etc in them.

Deebles McBeebles

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119679798#Comment_119679798

Living next to Elton John can be such a hassle sometimes.

M.T. Cranium

Mail the package to yourself, perhaps they will deliver it to the neighbour.

Badly Drunk Boy

OP, if you were that bothered about it, you could have defaced or scratched the 'offending' word so that nobody would ever, ever have to see it again, and then just drop it in next door.