Are hockey Skirts sexier than the average mini skirt?

Count Dracula · 22-09-2022 7:10pm #1

I find female hockey players really sexy. I love the way their skirts have tightened and become more provocative over the years. The open shoulder on the tops is so revealing, bare shoulder mixed with tan line and glistening sweaty backs. OMG.

Does anyone else get turned on by sports uniforms?

GIMP · 22-09-2022 7:12pm

This should be interesting 😬

YellowLead · 22-09-2022 7:13pm

Man gets turned on by women in short skirts - that’s new! 🙄😁

What about tennis skirts - do they do it for you too, or is it only the hockey ones?

Count Dracula · 22-09-2022 7:18pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119652231#Comment_119652231

I am a Women's Wimbledon Junckie if I am honest.

I love nothing better than relaxing with a chilled Chardonnay in mid summer watching the late evening womens' doubles, it is gorgeous.

Donald Trump · 22-09-2022 7:20pm

I don't know OP. When I tried wearing one on a night out, the bouncers wouldn't let me in.

Loafing Oaf · 22-09-2022 7:23pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058264491/are-hockey-skirts-sexier-than-the-average-mini-skirt

"Now there's a well-run sport"

lawred2 · 22-09-2022 7:31pm

I hope you're enjoying the tournament

Cushtie · 22-09-2022 7:34pm

Any minute now......

Packrat · 22-09-2022 7:36pm

Sexier than spongy yokes with jelly arses and camel toe leggings anyway.

Real sportswomens legs, behinds and bellies rock.

Downside, - they're usually a bit underwhelming in the boob department. :-(

corner of hells · 22-09-2022 7:51pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119652263#Comment_119652263

In where Donald? You probably went to the wrong places.

Donald Trump · 22-09-2022 7:58pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119652391#Comment_119652391

I always go to the wrong places

They are the most craic

I mean what else would I have been expected to wear to blend in with the students out celebrating their Junior Cert results?

Richard Hillman · 22-09-2022 8:02pm

Nothing gets me going more than a woman in white Tennis gear. Extra points for a visor hat.

sprucemoose · 22-09-2022 8:17pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058264491/are-hockey-skirts-sexier-than-the-average-mini-skirt

in short, yes

AckwelFoley · 22-09-2022 8:19pm

Something something misogyny something misogyny something something

Packrat · 22-09-2022 8:22pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119652535#Comment_119652535

But I most severely edited my comment before posting it!!

4Ad · 22-09-2022 8:24pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119652438#Comment_119652438

A fit lady wearing a baseball cap with a ponytail...

Brid Hegarty · 22-09-2022 8:53pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119652253#Comment_119652253

How do you finish though? Do you at any point go and masturbate while thinking about them? Or are you beyond that age?

22-09-2022 9:02pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119652438#Comment_119652438

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZAqaykiS70

Here you go, so.

Count Dracula · 22-09-2022 9:03pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119652692#Comment_119652692

Finish what exactly?

And yes I still masturbate, but not always when fantasizing about women dressed in sportswear, although I do do that as well.

I am ancient btw.

Would you wear a hockey skirt to seduce someone? Or dress up like Chris Evert?

Brid Hegarty · 22-09-2022 9:13pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119652743#Comment_119652743

I'm a dude... contrary to my name. So no, I wouldn't be dressing that way. Brid was a girl that I fancied.

cena · 22-09-2022 9:17pm

Female ice hockey players in gear 🤤

Count Dracula · 22-09-2022 9:17pm

I would have no problem wearing one tbh, especially if i was playing a big hard match.

Donald Trump · 22-09-2022 9:24pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119652692#Comment_119652692

There's a reason why he is barred from Wimbledon.

And his local tennis courts.

AckwelFoley · 22-09-2022 9:28pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119652692#Comment_119652692

Beyond what age? Performing some routine maintenance doesn't have a sell by date.

Loafing Oaf · 22-09-2022 9:29pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119652841#Comment_119652841

I thought that was to do the sucking blood from the necks of his fellow spectators. Although the fapping would probably be a greater breach of decorum in SW19...

Quantum Erasure · 22-09-2022 9:36pm

That Catriona Carey looked well in a skirt

StevenToast · 22-09-2022 9:46pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119652895#Comment_119652895

Face like a melted welly and she looked like her brother.....

Horn killer

Larbre34 · 22-09-2022 10:01pm

I mean Hockey and its skirts may be your bag, but I'd still happily let Aisling Thompson end my days with her big hurl so long as she was in a Camogie Skort.

Count Dracula · 22-09-2022 10:27pm

The lady in red

Count Dracula · 22-09-2022 10:30pm

Camogie skort is also very acceptable.

Who would argue with aishling anyways?

She'd put the ash in ye for sure.

EmmetSpiceland · 22-09-2022 10:31pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119652782#Comment_119652782

That’s pretty creepy, dude.

23-09-2022 8:06am

The over sized football shirt on gals is still a thing for me. Is that still a thing?

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119652565#Comment_119652565

Weirdly - something to do with her running stance - the first thing that photo did for me was to expect her to suddenly melt silver and ask if anyone has seen John Connor. But yes that look would be another one I like too. The cap and ponytail I mean. Not being a melting death robot.

BrianD3 · 23-09-2022 8:40am

Average mini skirt is much more likely to have knickers or thong underneath whereas sport skirt probably has cycling shorts which is a turnoff. Another turnoff is the "skort" worn by camogie players. A former camogie player told me that they used to wear actual skirts, some would wear normal knickers under them and as a result were regarded as slappers by other players.

walshb · 23-09-2022 8:46am

Some fooking thread this!!!

BaywatchHQ · 23-09-2022 6:02pm

I often feel a wave of lust in me whene ver I see a girl in public wearing tight shorts and when they have a big ass. I think modern female GAA shorts are ridiculous, I think the girls buy them a size too small on purpose. How do parents allow their daughters out of the house wearing little shorts like that?