How often do you shower?

Real Donald Trump

3 to 4 times a week myself

thedart

Once a day, don’t forget to pull back the foreskin and wash yer Mickey. Ladies no need.

Leg End Reject

And we're off! 🤣🤣

Everyday for me.

tayto lover

Only dirty people wash 🤣😂

Real Donald Trump

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119557330#Comment_119557330

No need if you're Jewish below waistline ;)

Purple Mountain

I can't afford the electric shower anymore so I harvest rain water, part boil it to tepid and stand naked on a towel in my bathroom with a yellow sponge getting into every sweaty crevice.

Job done in three minutes.

I allow myself the luxury of washing my hair every second week using the emersion.

If it's very cold to stand in the draughty bathroom, the baby wipes are a last resort.

thedart

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119557373#Comment_119557373

More time to wash out the crack and mangina.

thedart

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119557376#Comment_119557376

Well la di da a 3 minute shower and us peasants can’t afford 2 minutes.

NewbridgeIR

Every morning without fail.

BrianD3

When I was working I used to shower 2 or 3 times per week. Now that I'm stuck at home due to family circumstance it's barely once a week.

I'm not a smelly fcuker though as I wash the strategic areas at the sink with a sponge everyday.

A lot of people waste a lot of water and energy heating water and showering more often than necessary. An example of sheeple behaviour "OMG, you, loike, HAVE to shower, twice a day OMG" plus buying various products (glorified soaps)and lotions and constantly washing and drying towels too.

Psychlops

Daily ya dirty pig.

John_Rambo

Every morning +1 when I've engaged in a physical activity that produces bodily fluids. Max 1 minute showers with a bar of good quality soap that lasts weeks, no plastics for the last five years. Exceptions made for seaweed baths in seawater when surfing West.

Saulgoodman.

Rikand

I dont always shower every day. I just make sure to wash the 4 key areas. Armpits, arse, crotch and teeth. I find I save a lot of time by using the same brush on all 4 areas.

brokenangel

With the current hit spells twice a day

Jinglejangle69

I can smell the stink of peoples arses here that don’t shower every day.

Animals.

thedart

Lack of showering makes Mickey time flaccid

Burt Renaults

Every morning, without fail, and occasionally a quick cool shower on a summer's evening too. I like to feel and smell clean. If some people feel sufficiently clean without a daily shower, that's entirely a matter for themselves (and also a matter for those who have to be around them), and none of my business.

Quantum Erasure

once a week, whether I need to or not

Nearly every day.

thedart

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119557542#Comment_119557542

Until you have to endure that cheesy moist pre cum stale odour.

chicorytip

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119557373#Comment_119557373

Not only Jewish.

Strumms

Daily. For hygiene purposes but it wakes me up a bit too.

Cookie_Monster

After exercise, so sometimes 3x a day, usually twice, sometimes once.

ratatouille99

Every evening, and maybe once in the day if I've been working out

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119557411#Comment_119557411

I shower a lot more than you do, but I agree with your last paragraph. There is some brainwashing going on imo. At the moment with going out for walks a lot and the weather being fairly warm still, I have to shower daily, but when it's cold in a few weeks and I won't be going out for walks as much, AND I'm working from home, I won't need a shower every day. And my skin, which gets very dry, will benefit - although two days of a gap is my absolute max. Two or three showers a day seems OCD though. Maybe some people get smelly really easily?

Larbre34

2 or 3 showers a day over a prolonged period is a bad idea. It disrupts your skins natural oils and ability to regulate its own suppleness and moisture.

It may sound counter intuitive, but water is very drying and no artificial cleanser yet invented is superior to your own body's ability to expel dirt and toxins.

Ask any competition swimmer what they have to go through to keep their skin in good condition. Its not just the chlorine that takes a toll, but the constant rinsing off too.

wotzgoingon

My yearly wash is coming up this month. I wash once a year the night before my Birthday.

Ah no at the minute I wash once a week. Trim the beard every week before the shower and trim my hair every second week.

When I used to go jogging I'd wash after the jog so maybe three times a week back then.

Mind you I did come home from a drive one hot day this summer and stripped off when I got home and went in for a shower. I was soaked in sweat and it was a relief in that cold shower.

Graces7

Lovely SHOWER outisde right now.. Hate showers though,, a hot deep bath every time,,,

Still stihl waters 3

I've psoriasis and can't sleep unless I've showered, my skin would be itching all over if I didn't shower, am odd night I might chance it but I never sleep as well if I don't shower because my skin starts to itch like a muddafcuka

Sgt Hartman

I shower every evening. I like going to bed feeling spotlessly clean.

MV33

Every Morning or around Lunchtime