" ... has joined Telegram"

Ubbquittious

Saw this notification popping up today for someone. Dunno who it is, have the number saved, no name. Could have been someone from adverts/donedeal/daft.ie from months/years ago. Anyway the contact has no picture on whatsapp and I never took much notice. But there is a picture of her on telegram and she is an absolutely stunning beour altogether. Lovely blonde hair with a little ponytail and the sweetest smile. Nice skin and classy looking, bitteen of a hippy perhaps. Definitely my kind of girl going purely on looks.

What do you think kind boardsian folks. Should I message her?

Vestiapx

Pic or it did y hapwn

Miadhc

Telegram? You must be one of those far right super Fascist Nazis.

Ubbquittious

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119324395#Comment_119324395

I have a pic but I don't want to be splatterin' it all over the public interwebs. Someone on here probably knows her !

sam t smith

Go for it.

Leg End Reject

You'll need a very strong opening message if you don't know her name or how you have her number.

Real Donald Trump

Drop the undies Op and go for it

StupidLikeAFox

I've never used telegram myself op, do they still charge by the word?

Strumms

Say you are in a state of undress and would she like to see.

if she freaks out just say you are dyslexic and you meant redress.

either ways…

no I wouldn’t..

Ubbquittious

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119324459#Comment_119324459

This is true. In many ways its harder than going up to a random girl on the street or in the supermarket and complimenting her but the only advantage for me in this situation is I get to skip over the awkwardness of asking for her number

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119324513#Comment_119324513

I am sure you offer good advice and you have done well for yourself scoring much younger ladies but how do I know you're really the real Donald Trump? There's another fella called Donald Trump going around the place who I had taken to be the real one until you showed up.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119324402#Comment_119324402

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policarp

Nothing ventured,

Nothing gained.

Whatever you do, stay out of the People Nearby feature!

Real Donald Trump

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119324533#Comment_119324533

What was 45's twitter page called? 😏