" ... has joined Telegram"

Ubbquittious · 11-07-2022 10:53pm #1

Saw this notification popping up today for someone. Dunno who it is, have the number saved, no name. Could have been someone from adverts/donedeal/daft.ie from months/years ago. Anyway the contact has no picture on whatsapp and I never took much notice. But there is a picture of her on telegram and she is an absolutely stunning beour altogether. Lovely blonde hair with a little ponytail and the sweetest smile. Nice skin and classy looking, bitteen of a hippy perhaps. Definitely my kind of girl going purely on looks.

What do you think kind boardsian folks. Should I message her?

Vestiapx · 11-07-2022 10:54pm

Pic or it did y hapwn

Miadhc · 11-07-2022 10:54pm

Telegram? You must be one of those far right super Fascist Nazis.

Ubbquittious · 11-07-2022 10:55pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119324395#Comment_119324395

I have a pic but I don't want to be splatterin' it all over the public interwebs. Someone on here probably knows her !

sam t smith · 11-07-2022 10:59pm

Go for it.

Leg End Reject · 11-07-2022 11:08pm

You'll need a very strong opening message if you don't know her name or how you have her number.

Real Donald Trump · 11-07-2022 11:24pm

Drop the undies Op and go for it

StupidLikeAFox · 11-07-2022 11:27pm

I've never used telegram myself op, do they still charge by the word?

Strumms · 11-07-2022 11:29pm

Say you are in a state of undress and would she like to see.

if she freaks out just say you are dyslexic and you meant redress.

either ways…

no I wouldn’t..

Ubbquittious · 11-07-2022 11:31pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119324459#Comment_119324459

This is true. In many ways its harder than going up to a random girl on the street or in the supermarket and complimenting her but the only advantage for me in this situation is I get to skip over the awkwardness of asking for her number

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119324513#Comment_119324513

I am sure you offer good advice and you have done well for yourself scoring much younger ladies but how do I know you're really the real Donald Trump? There's another fella called Donald Trump going around the place who I had taken to be the real one until you showed up.