How to spot a Neandrathal?Yes they are not extinct they just drive dirty cars that make stupid noise

AMKC

They drive stupid cars that make stupid Whoosing noises and put out black smoke from there exhaust. Well you hardly thought it would be an intelligent person driving these did you?

What other signs tell you not person is a Neandrathal?

Jim_Hodge

Can a car be stupid? What's the accepted measure of the intelligence of inanimate objects?

kowloon

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119123674#Comment_119123674

Instructions per second?

John_Rambo

Did neanderthals not have bigger brains than us? They weren't less intelligent than us, yet they got & still get such a hard time from us Homo sapiens.

Neanderthal lives mattered!

Fallout2022

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119123751#Comment_119123751

Yes, I think were he not extinct and were he out for a spin around Dublin on this fine summer's day there we would be a tremendous lack of exhaust fumes from his car. Totally clean. It would be remarked upon. And the subject of many studies and R&D in the automotive industry.

John_Rambo

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119123774#Comment_119123774

The Flintstones!

ednwireland

disrespectful to neanderthals imho

kowloon

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119123751#Comment_119123751

Didn't we interbreed with them to some extent? Make love, not war or something.

John_Rambo

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119123782#Comment_119123782

Latest research reckons a bit of both, certainly interbreeding but also territorial ousting, climate change & an inability to compete with us lot from Africa.

Mr. teddywinkles

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058247725/how-to-spot-a-neandrathal-yes-they-are-not-extinct-they-just-drive-dirty-cars-that-make-stupid-noise

Ah the old bmw drivers.

AMKC

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119123857#Comment_119123857

And VW ones.

fryup

they wear Celtic tops and eat curried chips

BaywatchHQ

Intelligent people aren't good people either, they just have the intelligence to bitch about you behind your back rather than Infront of you. I don't respect low IQ people or high IQ people.

In the unemployment scheme I was put on the person said that I would be better in an office job rather than factory due to my history with bullying. I explained that this is not true as office people are relentless bullies too. They are just more subtle at it.

Gregor Samsa

What other signs tell you not (sic) person is a Neandrathal (sic)?

They don't get irony.

kowloon

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119123799#Comment_119123799

We either bang it or kill it, which is the better course of action is open to debate.

Mr. teddywinkles

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119124013#Comment_119124013

Just do an Amber Turd and leave a good pile on their desk when they are at lunch.

Galwayguy35

I don't know were they that stupid, must have taken some intelligence to kill a mammoth.

Capt'n Midnight

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119123781#Comment_119123781

Neanderthals were big strapping lads. No chance of mistaking them for them yokes driving those cars.

cj maxx

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058247725/how-to-spot-a-neandrathal-yes-they-are-not-extinct-they-just-drive-dirty-cars-that-make-stupid-noise

Starting inane threads on Boards. Ie

sam t smith

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119127348#Comment_119127348

Or take a **** in their kettle.

Wanderer78

a lot of judgmental people round here!

Mad_maxx

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058247725/how-to-spot-a-neandrathal-yes-they-are-not-extinct-they-just-drive-dirty-cars-that-make-stupid-noise

wears a Tyrone Gaa jersey

Manach

Randomly shouts as they drive past pedestrians.

Filmer Paradise

Endless random tattoos.

Obviously branded clothes.

House number painted onto the wall.

Having a dog whose surface area is 90% teeth.