dateing sites?

sniperman

hi folks friend of mine was wondering are there any sites to meet girls other than irish girsl in ireland?he says he has had enough of irish girls drinking,cheating,moods,useing,he is 54 and on his own now for 3 years,he is a great loyal friend,and its a pity to see him on his own when he has so much to give,(not money)thanks

spindex

So much to give, (not money) ......inches then ?

Mister Vain

www.ukranianwidows.ie

sniperman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119070939#Comment_119070939

well average really,remember its not the size,its how you ues it

sniperman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119070963#Comment_119070963

thanks,but he cant get through to that site

Feisar

I dunno, I think he'll find people have qualities/negatives and it's not based on where they are from.

Gregor Samsa

Post this on Done Deal:

Wanted: Foreigner to love impoverished human dog. Must not have thirst or moods, the ability to use things or be fond of breaking rules. Females only need apply, although after 3 years, getting to the point where that's even becoming optional.

sam t smith

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119071401#Comment_119071401

Did you get many responses?

Gregor Samsa

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119071421#Comment_119071421

Only this one from you so far.

sam t smith

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119071446#Comment_119071446

Well played.

Donald Trump

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119071206#Comment_119071206

And did he use it well enough for you? After you measured it for him?

Donald Trump

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119071222#Comment_119071222

I generally find foreign girls are better looking, and more appreciative of decent qualities, compared to Irish ones.

I'd say that around half my male Irish friends from university ended up married to non-Irish women

sniperman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119071942#Comment_119071942

well he did happen to mention that you cried like a baby when he used it on you

Donald Trump

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119072034#Comment_119072034

Well I was only a kid at the time.

Pauliedragon

OP is this a serious question or am I missing the joke? Did you really come to AH on boards with a question like that and expect serious responses? Tell your friend join some dating websites I'm sure there's plenty of foreign women there. Loads have arrived recently.

sniperman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119072415#Comment_119072415

no harm in asking questions is there?is that not what forums are about?i bet the ones that have arrived would appreciate a good man,

sniperman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119072174#Comment_119072174

must have made a lasting impresion,as i hear you cant get enough now

Donald Trump

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119072586#Comment_119072586

I'm surprised he remembered me. It was a few decades ago now, and a lot of other kids have gone through the Scouts since.

Maybe he wasn't lying when he told me I was special.

He must have eventually retired from that role if he had to resort to a handling from yourself with a measuring tape.

sniperman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119072624#Comment_119072624

oh he remembered you alright,what was that he said...oh ya ,,you were the only one that licked the brown stuff off after he was done,wonder what he meant???

Burt Renaults

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058246067/dateing-sites

At 54, he should consider meeting women, rather than girls. And if all the ones he's been meeting so far have the same kind of issues, there's no reason to believe that the non-Irish ones won't be similar, albeit with sexier accents and an initial air of mystique about them.

Donald Trump

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119073435#Comment_119073435

Ah, he must be mixing me up with someone else.

Still, strange for you to be such good mates with such a character. Anyways

sniperman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119073544#Comment_119073544

no it was deffenetly you,all of his other mates said the same thing,you just could not get enough,they all have the bite marks to prove it

Donald Trump

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119073863#Comment_119073863

Possibly.

But tell us here, is it just that one special fella you perform that willy-measuring service for, or do you offer it around the village generally?

sniperman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119073869#Comment_119073869

oh i would preform that service for anyone,but in your case i dont think i have a ruler that small

Donald Trump

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119076119#Comment_119076119

No worries. I heard you had a preference for big ones alright

sniperman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119076204#Comment_119076204

well i like to be able to see what im measureing.

Why doesn't he just pick out the non-Irish on the dating site if he thing they will be different, At 54 does he not want to meet a woman as opposed to girls?

sniperman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119077913#Comment_119077913

yes he is going to try that,and yes its a woman he wants not girls

horse7

Try, https://ie.match.com/unlogged/landing/all/?mtcmk=892253&fsid=077&klid=7856&ktid=0&tckka=220520104526667610&tckvs=220520104526663502

Panthro

You and your friend sound....err... a bit close..

sniperman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119088553#Comment_119088553

and what might i ask is wrong with that,do you have a problem with men being close?

Panthro

Not in the least!

If you want to assist measuring your mates manhood you go right ahead!

sniperman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119090175#Comment_119090175

ok keep your nose out then

Panthro

Easy, tiger

BaywatchHQ

It depends on his looks, women want status, wealth or looks, you need at least one of the three. Sometimes charisma alone can work but that is genetic, you can't fake a personality all the time.

There have been many tinder experiments carried out that showed that women don't care if you are nasty or pervy to them if you are a good looking men. Handsome men can get away with things that ugly men could be arrested for. I had no hope, I am such a monster that I wouldn't even dare put myself on a dating app. The one time I did the only message I got was from this obese woman. I am not hating on fat people, I just think there needs to be some sexual attraction in a relationship and I don't find fat women attractive.