If you know people will see your penis…

KieferFan69 · 21-03-2022 7:37pm #1

Hi

If you know people are going to see your penis, or if you have decided to reveal it at an event or club or nudist get-together, or if friends will see you exiting the water plaza etc.

If you had the foresight would you decide to stretch and spin or exercise your penis to give it an extra bit of length once revealed or would you not be self conscious enough to do that? Any option is fine, there is no wrong answer, I personally would be tempted

Ubbquittious · 21-03-2022 7:53pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058238298/if-you-know-people-will-see-your-penis

No. sounds painful

Quantum Erasure · 21-03-2022 7:54pm

give it a few tugs, but don't get carried away

cute geoge · 21-03-2022 7:58pm

you should pop a few of them blue pills altogether

Leg End Reject · 21-03-2022 8:05pm

It's the eternal question that faces one when planning to exit the water plaza.

Fallout2022 · 21-03-2022 8:07pm

foresight, foreskin, forewarned.

McGinniesta · 21-03-2022 8:11pm

My flute looks like a scud missile.

I don't want anyone getting jealous.

BrianD3 · 21-03-2022 8:13pm

No, I'd just clean the cheese off it.

Gregor Samsa · 21-03-2022 8:21pm

I’ve been in these situations. I just draw two eyes on the helmet, then squeeze it synchronously as I speak out of the corner of my mouth in a high-pitched voice, thus making the meatus appear to talk. I find for most of the general public, a talking puppet-like penis distracts from any observation or comment on length.

Wabbit Ears · 21-03-2022 8:34pm

I've done the nudist thing. Noone gives a fcuk. You're over thinking it in literally the most ridiculous way possible.

gameoverdude · 21-03-2022 8:38pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118815946#Comment_118815946

Hate bruised ankles as well.

EmmetSpiceland · 21-03-2022 9:18pm

Always a good idea to warm up it before any “showing”, just for appearance sake.

maestroamado · 21-03-2022 9:24pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058238298/if-you-know-people-will-see-your-penis

I normally bring a string in my shower cap when in go to the shower after training.... if i lose control of the gun i tie it to my knee... i got the idea from western movies they they tie the bottom of the gun holster... It really works...