"Top o' the evening to you": The Early Late Late Show-Thursday 17th March 2022

CH3OH

The waving is becoming a bit sickening

McDermotX

Kenny should say we're gonna smash Ukraine

_NAGDEFY

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118800033#Comment_118800033

There was a lot of his work on YouTube, presume it's still there.

Dempo1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118800040#Comment_118800040

Vomit inducing

FintanMcluskey

Ukraine are well used to defending against a hopeless attack Ryan. They won't be concerned about the Irish soccer team

sully123

Probably don't want to be giving a pro - alcohol message. What a load of sheeet

Dempo1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118800038#Comment_118800038

You can't say Dat 🤣🤣

SaoPaulo41

Also Stephen Kennys incoherent ramblings " eh listen, ya know ,look , listen, eh, we are playing well,ya know, listen, yeah ,it's incredible "

NIMAN

Stephen a few scoops on board?

CH3OH

The crew will be looking for OT .

Dempo1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118800056#Comment_118800056

He tends to do that 😁

Atlantic Dawn

The amount of unchallenged sheite they come out with on DWTS.

Mervyn Skidmore

Everyone chugging the drinks now during the break.

Ol' Donie

They should just play Put Em Under Pressure about 10 times.

Best song ever.

NIMAN

John C has to be asked about every subject.

It's nit OK unless our new Irish royalty gives it the OK.

Dempo1

OK, folks , couldn't take a make uppy late late show award ceremony, my insides would end up on the floor or neighbours garden (across the road)

Despite my distain for this paddywackery nonsense

Happy St Patrick's Night one and all,

Till next week 😁

Welsh Megaman

John earlier today, thinking "God, I hope there's booze on the LLS tonight".

Atlantic Dawn

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118800063#Comment_118800063

A few signed Ireland shirts will bring them around 😁

Atlantic Dawn

Is ESB Networks taking the fooking piss with the money they are blowing with the completely unneccesary adverts? I can't nor can anyone else in the country get their residential power delivered via anyone else, fooking cancercous scum, it's not the 80's now.

_NAGDEFY

That tune is a Micho Russell tune called 'The Hoor Among the Nettles Roaring'.

CH3OH

A multi cultural band.

And Ryan thought there were ladies in the band

MOYA put it nicer... A fusion!

Welsh Megaman

Decent song.

Ol' Donie

This is pretty great.

_NAGDEFY

https://youtu.be/MBmiYZ_gdJ4

There it is..

Ah feck they dubbed over it.

FintanMcluskey

Poor version.

The original artists were much better

mightyreds

Ah Jesus this lad is the pits

Mervyn Skidmore

Good lord.

Welsh Megaman

Oh god.

Autosport

What the hell is this 😳😳😳😳😳😳

martingriff

Oh sweet Jebus what the he'll is this. @Dempo1 you sure of your love for this guy

FintanMcluskey

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118800090#Comment_118800090

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118800099#Comment_118800099

Ya were quicker off the mark

Short was excellent in his early stuff

CH3OH

The audience don't know WTF is going on

JoeA3

That was Partridge bad but Steve Coogan was really taking the piss. Callan isn’t.

martingriff

I expect U2 for getting a full show to apologise. I am no fan of Bono but my god

CH3OH

Could they not have got the families just to say a short message?

Or is the Internet so bad there was no audio

_NAGDEFY

Now 2.58 on. The Classic 'The Hoor Among the Nettles Roaring'. One of the greatest tunes ever to come out of Ireland.

https://youtu.be/bepu-K_L37Y

Welsh Megaman

Autosport

cork!!!

Purple Mountain

Oliver Callan was hilarious as Bono.

Absolutely on the money with the miming actions.

Welsh Megaman

CARK!

CH3OH

At least tomorrow is only Friday.

In case yez thought today was Friday.

Enjoy the day off!

Welsh Megaman

Enjoy the rest of the weekend, folks!

Stay safe! Nos da! 😊

DBK1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118799968#Comment_118799968

I’m assuming this is sarcasm? He’s absolutely atrocious! His Joe Biden impression was so bad he should have just done it in his own voice. He only has 3 or 4 accents he’s actually able to mimic, one of them being Michael D, but his content is so bad then that the voice becomes irrelevant.

As for that Bono impression, that’s just embarrassing. If it wasn’t for the clothes and the music playing in the background you’d never know who he was trying to sound like. He must have serious connections in RTE to keep getting gigs there because it’s certainly not his talent that has him there.

Purple Mountain

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118800124#Comment_118800124

Tubs must read here. He made a big deal of saying Cork.

Welsh Megaman

Comic Relief tonight.

yosser hughes

He must have serious connections in RTE to keep getting gigs there because it’s certainly not his talent that has him there.

Well we could say that about a lot of the 'talent' stealing a living in RTE, not least Mr.Tubridy who is trousering multiples of what Oliver might be getting.

Atlantic Dawn

Glad I'm not the only one who found the wearing of masks by the audience when not a legal requirement odd...

https://twitter.com/Niall_Boylan/status/1505228111352418304

PieOhMy

Late Late Show Segements 2021/2022: 98

Friends of RTE: 24 (24%)

Sport: 11 (11%)

Music: 10 (10%)

Misery (Illness / death): 20 (20%)

Other: 33 (34%)

*Bonus* Toy Show mention: 8/22 (36%)

Special Episodes:

1 - Geldof Birthday (463,000 viewers)

2 - Toy Show (1,560,000 viewers)

3 - A song for Europe (455,000 viewers, down 57,000 on the previous week)

4 - Saint Valantines' day special (353,000 viewers)

5 - Marion Keys eulogy (382,000 viewers)

6 - Ukraine fundraising (451,000 viewers)

7 - Ukraine II (403,000 viewers)

8 - Saint Patrick's day (446,000 viewers)

Low points: Olympic sport segments, Billy Connolly, Mario Rosenstock, Irelands Call, Marion Keys.

High Points: Geldof Birthday, Lyra, Lisa Fallon, Karen Weekes transatlantic rower.

Ryan Tubridy second year in a row:"Better days are ahead, mark my words"

Riffin' Ryan's analysis of "Belfast": "To shake hands with the ghost of your old childhood."

RoTelly

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118830450#Comment_118830450

Surely TLLS is 100% Misery, I mean you'd have to draw Venn diagram, A subset of Misery is TLLS!

PieOhMy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118830489#Comment_118830489

By and large yes, you are correct that Ryan attempts to bring misery into most conversations.

There has been many many segments that would be 'music' or a comedian under 'other' etc that Tubridy's depraved mind attempted to turn into misery by asking about a bereavement or illness.

However, for the purpose of this little tracker I wanted to see amongst other things, how many segements were included with the SOLE INTENTION of being miserable I.e illness or death. If attempts to steer conversations towards illness and death were included the figure would be much higher.