I have a crush on Ryan Tubridy

Harryd225

I just can't seem to get him out of my head, whenever I think of Ryan Tubridy I get very sad and almost this depressing feeling that hurts me emotionally and I just don't know what to do. I've tried everything to get in contact with him but obviously he's never going to answer me so I just need genuine advice. Anything will help.

Psychiatric help would be my advice before you are arrested for stalking.

Gregor Samsa

Get a tattoo of his face on the back of your hand, then let loose with a virtuoso solo on the belly trombone.

Harryd225

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118273592#Comment_118273592

How is that going to help me

CGI_Livia_Soprano

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058221340/i-have-a-crush-on-ryan-tubridy

Send him an email, see what he says.

Dempo1

Is this a wind up 😳

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118273738#Comment_118273738

Yes undoubtedly

Dempo1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118273751#Comment_118273751

Mother of God, its the Turbidy aspect that gave it away 😁

Esel

Go on, caller.

Potential-Monke

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Mr.Crinklewood

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118273738#Comment_118273738

That was Pat Kenny

Autosport

👀

Leg End Reject

A lobotomy is your only chance I'm afraid.

Dempo1

Call da Liveline OP, Joe Duffy would love to hear your story

Dempo1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118274636#Comment_118274636

If it were Pat, he'd been explaining he's a crush on himself 😁

olestoepoke

Emotional distress and hurt is normal when watching or listening to that pretentious gobshite, can't stand him.

StevenToast

Tell Tubridy you have cancer...

I GUARANTEE he will be interested in you then OP....

Dempo1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118274705#Comment_118274705

OMG 🤣🤣🤣 sadly so so True, it's seems there's an epic Battle within RTE as to who covers more Misery between Tubs and Joe Duffy

Oink

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118274701#Comment_118274701

I’ve been listening to bits of his show in the morning for quite a while, and I can’t see what some people have against him.

Personally I can’t stand Liveline, but I have a long list of reasons why.

What’s wrong with Tubridy?

Harryd225

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118273609#Comment_118273609

I've wrote him numerous times on twitter to no avail

DOn't we all, OP? Oh certainly, he gets called every name under the sun on here: That G*bshite On The Telly, The Ghoul That Stole Christmas, and worse (my favourite is lickspittle), but sure we don't mean a feckin' word of it.

The truth of it is that every single one of us on Boards would gladly give up everything we own for one glorious, gorgeous moment of kindness with Ryan, a meeting of eyes over a stuffed scallop in a Parisian cafe, swapping obscure JFK stories on a summer's day in D.C. and knowing, just knowing that he gets it, a stolen afternoon picking fleas from the ducks in Stephen's Green...

Dempo1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118274902#Comment_118274902

So did I but I was blacklisted , can't understand why, I was just enquiring as to why he was such a Gobshyte 😁

phelixoflaherty

Are you sure it's not the freebees U desire?

Autosport

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118274903#Comment_118274903

Are you me 😱😱😱

Mad_maxx

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058221340/i-have-a-crush-on-ryan-tubridy

Fill you're home with pictures of him and follow him to functions.

He's bound to be impressed

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118274902#Comment_118274902

Did he not leave twitter years ago?

olestoepoke

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118274892#Comment_118274892

He's a pretentious gobshite

Do you have a sad story? Apart from having a crush on Ryan, which is a very sorrowful tale? Do you believe in kindness? Do you enjoy walks on Dún Laoghaire pier (I think he favours the West Pier if I’m not mistaken?

You could set out for a stroll by the briny, where you are bound to meet him and then accidentally fall into the water, where Ryan would demonstrate his kindness by jumping in after to save you. You thank him very much for his service to humanity and forever a bind is formed as you spend evenings together discussing JFK, the blurbs on the back of books, and curious items that are sent in the post.

ButtersSuki

You could pay for his lunch that would move him to tears. Then swoop in and offer a shoulder to cry on, where you can subtly reveal you have a terminal illness and a fondness for all things American politics. Proceed to talk about how disgusted you are - not at the treatment of Monica Lewinski by the Clintons - but that some nasty people dared to make a tv show discussing the affair from Lewinski’s perspective. Finally, mention that you love a good freebie and are shameless in asking for gifts and experiences for free and would Ryan like to see your fabulous freebie collection and away you go……Best Freebie Friends Forever.

osarusan

If you could actually 'crush' him to death, that would be great.

billyhead

It must be another side effect of the vaccine. I'm a straight male but how in the Gods name would anyone fancy him.