Elders! Wear your clothes tight!

OK, I speak as a female here, aged 60. Been just told I look absolutely fabulous in my tight gear, combat or zebra leggings, tight fitting tops hugging my ample “above”. I have a stoma with a hernia which makes for a bulge a bit, but I manage to be really nicely curvy by recent opinions I’ve received.

I know I actually look better in the Summer 2021 fashions than any time previous, and the tighter my clothes the better I look. Oh by gosh, I have plenty of flesh, but I think a lot of folk looK better clung-to than in “tents”. It’s like a pal once said “you see it all without overestimating its value” or something to that effect.

This site is actually uneditable when it goes into mobile Dark Mode. I’ll add to above:

Have ye, slightly more curvy folk found yerselves to be the attention of folk affected by the sins of the flesh, so to speak?

Good ****ing grief.

beachhead

Get em off or keep it hidden.Wot's better

wotzgoingon

I wear skin tight bottoms but only to show off my massive slong.

Dynomutt

Tara Raspy Disc spotted out and about, fending off wolf whistles, yesterday.

Strumms

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117969545#Comment_117969545

This thread should be kept hidden

Trigger Happy

How is the hangover?

Thephantomsmask

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117969558#Comment_117969558

Which overpriced designer is ripping off weightlifting shoes 🤔

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117969558#Comment_117969558

Not a bad likeness at all!

Sometimes though, I find I just can’t get into them? Anyone else with a broken zip or two?

maestroamado

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058211453/elders-wear-your-clothes-tight

you mean..... "mutton dressed up as lamb"

Sometimes you just grow into your clothes, and then beyond them.

maestroamado

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117970261#Comment_117970261

Is it yourself thats in it....

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117970332#Comment_117970332

I’m a tad curvier than that.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117970220#Comment_117970220

Some mutton remains tender as lamb 😉

beachhead

oozing mint sauce

GreeBo

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117970787#Comment_117970787

oozing mint Aeros

FYP

wotzgoingon

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117970800#Comment_117970800

You didn't really fix it you just wrote a post yourself. New boards is shít, you can't even edit someone post.

Leg End Reject

Is the OP pretending to be @Catmaniac?

Is this you, OP? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10054237/Jessica-Alves-reveals-MILLION-OnlyFans.html

Jim_Hodge

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117970398#Comment_117970398

It really doesn't, you know.

Wibbs

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117971139#Comment_117971139

:o

Cdemess

Do you shout ‘Young Man’ as you strut down the road?

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117971130#Comment_117971130

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤫

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117971289#Comment_117971289

Depends on the cooking. It’s got way more flavour too.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117971139#Comment_117971139

Not totally unlike.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117971116#Comment_117971116

It’s really cr@p for general quoting and FYP quotes. 😦

Jim_Hodge

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117972092#Comment_117972092

Not in the context of this thread it doesn't. No matter what sauce, garnish or dressing you use.

Self delusion gets many through life though.

seenitall

Go for it, OP! Whatever floats your boat, cos life is short, so let’s just do what makes us happy and be kind to each other.

That first photo posted is what I can only wish I may look like at 60! Look at those slender thighs :D For the moment, I’m 47 and 10 stone, while at 37 I was 8 stone, at 27 I was 7 stone etc. It’s sad but it’s a function of ageing, I eat pretty much the same stuff in the same quantities as I ever did, if anything I eat more healthily than I ever did (no dairy, less gluten or sugar, more veg, less red meat…). When the oestrogen goes down, so does the rate of metabolism, I’ve stopped giving myself grief over it. But I do wear roomier items nowadays, I can’t very well wear clingy tops or dresses that would make me look like a sausage packed into a too-tight skin (I’ve seen that style around on a night out and it’s not for me). The main thing is to be comfortable in your body and with what you’re wearing! :)

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117972208#Comment_117972208

Rubbish, you’ve not seen me 🤗

I’ve bought some very baby lamb clothes for some upcoming flesh-bearing trips 😎

Thought for a while that M&S had taken away their leggings range, fortunately not. I’m the wan you see strutting around unapologetically in tight animal prints.

I wore my clothing tight as often I do the other day overseas, right over where I have a stoma bag (a life saver operation) and was complimented on how I’m shake I look. Not perfect, but a hell of a lot better than I looked about a decade ago. So I say be proud as you advance, you sometimes get a hell of a lot better a few years on.

jahalpin

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058211453/elders-wear-your-clothes-tight

Tight clothes don't look good on anyone, on a lot of people they actually look like they might rip open at any second

BrianD3

Great to see a mature woman in decent shape and well dressed who has left the bullsh*t of youth decades behind her. I saw an ould doll at the NCT centre the other day, 60+ and looking great with nice hair and tight white trousers. Also "friendly" so I got chatting to her about her Passat which had failed on shock absorbers. I made a joke about what she had been doing in the car. Nearly wet herself with excitement at that.

thefallingman

men wearing tight jeans where the ass hangs down are embarrassing, then add in permed hair, fake teeth and waxed eyebrows and you have the modern man.

up for anything

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118135961#Comment_118135961

You'd think so. I bet she was really getting worked up about how she was going to play the story to the coffee meet women for the greatest amount of laughs. Guys who patronise mature women even going as far as calling them that, are brilliant fodder for a tension busting group giggle. 😂 She was probably being kind to you.

I was at a funeral the other day, where I met relatives I hadn’t seen in many years. I’ve lost weight since seeing them last, am more toned, I dress with clothes that show my newer physique and I got tons of very surprised compliments, like “you look way better than you did a decade ago, you look positively glowing”. Now granted I had a serious health issue for decades back when I would have seen some of these folk, I didn’t look great as I was bloated, sometimes pale and tired looking. Have since had major surgery, not of the cosmetic or bariatric kind but where I did lose a lot of my digestive system as well the ongoing need for steroids which impact health & appearances enormously. So I’ve effectively turned back the clock to an extent and celebrate my improved self.

Dynomutt

Congratulations on taking focus off the deceased, I suppose.

fritzelly

Sounds like a great conversation to have with Joe - maybe all those women looking for men are doing it wrong, you should lead the way Recode

Loafing Oaf

This thread reminds me of one of the scariest song lyrics

"And my very close companion gets me fumbling gets me laughing"

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118139405#Comment_118139405

I already did by once going on de show during de menopause segment 😂😱 as the outlier! Got a due ragging on Twitter. The older I get the more cheeky I get and the less I give a damn 😂

Fandymo

Nothing worse than scauldy oul ones who think they've still got "it". They probably didn't have "it" when they were 18/19. Sagging everywhere. Bingo wings. Disgusting.

RobbieTheRobber

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118150351#Comment_118150351

Ah jaysus Fandy don't be so down on yourself and your saggy belly.

BrianD3

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118150351#Comment_118150351

Ould ones like the OP are more likely to have a Stoma though, some lads would see that as a plus point - the more holes, the better.

Fandymo

That is disgusting and hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

Hotblack Desiato

Nearly wet herself with excitement at that.

Quite possible she did actually wet herself...

BrianD3

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118152562#Comment_118152562

No evidence of it in her white trousers, then again maybe she was wearing bladder leak underwear. Love the GILFs in the ads for these products, some nice ould arses on them.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118150351#Comment_118150351

No there's definitely plenty much worse.

Wear what you want OP if it fits you well, and ignore the spiteful comments from people here like that Jim Hodge snark account. Some people get way too bothered by stuff that doesn't affect them.