How far would you go to help a friend? Would you wipe there arse if they asked you too?

AMKC

So a friend of mine shattered there right upper arm bone a couple of months ago and recently moved back into there house. The thing is they can not wipe there own arse at the moment and has asked me a couple of times to do that. I do not know about people on here but I can wipe my ass with either hand and thee has a perfectly good left arm bit will not wipe there with it. Say it will not reach which I think is bull-s-hit.

85603

No. But I'd build them a wooden contraption with replaceable sponge covering which they could scoot their hole up and down on.

It would be shaped a bit like a protractor.

Day Lewin

The ancient Romans used a sponge, gripped in a kind of tongs. Long handle for long-range use, see.

Just the job for a soldier with an injured arm.

And they conquered most of Europe!

Tork

Congratulations on not being able to tell the difference between their and there, not to mention to and too. Should I read on past the subject line?

One eyed Jack

Your friend is certainly testing the limits of your friendship OP, and you’re quite right to point out that they have two hands.

I’ll do a lot for friends, but I’ll stop a long way short of wiping their arse for them, regardless of the circumstances.

B.A._Baracus

.... and we're suppose to believe this is real?

HerrKapitan

Who wipes their ass with their upper arm??

1874

So have you? and your friend, whats the context? are they on the same team or not? surely a wind up

pgj2015

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117816767#Comment_117816767

Congratulations for being a grammar Nazi. everyone loves one of them. They should start banning posters for pointing out grammar mistakes.

Larbre34

I'll tell you for nothing, I wouldn't do it again.

AMKC

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117816886#Comment_117816886

Yes it is real.

AMKC

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117816888#Comment_117816888

They will it with there hand but since that arm is in a sling and swollen it has not been possible to use that arm as its healing.

IamMe33

FFS, WTF did I just read 😂

Friend won't wipe their own sh!tty arse with their other hand and request someone else to do it like a big gormless child???

It would be even more gormless to consider granting this infantile request.

How is this even up for debate?

😬

spurious

Old washing up liquid bottle.

Fill with water.

Squirt.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058206296/how-far-would-you-go-to-help-a-friend-would-you-wipe-there-arse-if-they-asked-you-too

whether what you're posting is some weird bullshit or not this is the answer

in your case sounds like it will definitely be the best £10 that you ever spent

just add water

Very effective

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Large-650ml-Peri-Bottle-Postpartum/dp/B07FXXT7FH/ref%3Dsr_1_16?dchild=1&keywords=bidet+bottle&qid=1630187822&refinements=p_76%3A419158031%2Cp_36%3A-900&rnid=118657031&rps=1&sr=8-16

Ficheall

Is she hot, OP?

B.A._Baracus

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117817201#Comment_117817201

Then in that case they are either winding you up (in a weird way) or they have mental issues you weren't aware of. No normal able person asks another to wipe their arse. Broken arm or not.

Potential-Monke

I'd like to think my friends know me well enough to not ask me. I would totally do it for a few close friends, but they also have the knowledge that anything like that would end up with me projectile vommiting. So they can either have a shitty arse or be covered in puke and shit.

Deregos.

Buy your friend a bidet with an air dryer fitted.

Sgt Hartman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117821388#Comment_117821388

This, or tell them just go between their legs with their weaker hand and wipe instead of trying to reach around the back. That's what I done when I broke my right hand a few years ago and there was no probs 🍑

Anesthetize

I would help them with their grammar.

ShatterAlan

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117817205#Comment_117817205

Can you not fcuking spell?

YFlyer

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058206296/how-far-would-you-go-to-help-a-friend-would-you-wipe-there-arse-if-they-asked-you-too

If they are a flat earther, no.