Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

Dempo1

I've a 3 o clock shadow Joe after this shyte

Expunge

Now she's having a go at Auld Mr. Brennan!

statto25

Have you got the 3 o clock shadow.....is Joe insinuating this woman needs a shave?

Joe off for a Yorkie and Lilt from the vending machine.

One Who Waits...

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118113252#Comment_118113252

His physique suggests otherwise.

Dempo1

You couldn't make this up, PIAB advert on Liveline , adults playing on swings so to speak

bottlebrush

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118113266#Comment_118113266

Once a fortnight is often enough to shave..

pc7

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118113244#Comment_118113244

Used to love the funny pics thread when it used to slag vegans the whole time, must see if its still around, cannot find anything on new site!

busunderer

this fool talking about sugars has no knowledge about sugar yet she waffles on, I guess its similar to her quality of output in her day job as a life coach

McDermotX

Linda and her pussy

Atlantic Dawn

Eve the cat.

PieOhMy

https://youtu.be/tzSEd7e6tdc

This is clearly a pisstake of a total freak of a broadcaster with limited questionable capacity. Compared to what we just heard....

Atlantic Dawn

Best using a burner phone when putting up such ads, all sorts would be calling you.

bottlebrush

Catfishing so to speak

Atlantic Dawn

I found your pussy in my bush so to speak.

CH3OH

Joe trying to shut her up

Atlantic Dawn

How does she know it was men contacting her?

PieOhMy

Pets of the pandemic:

Murphy

Brando

Buttsy

Topsy (A rabbit)

Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)

Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS!  Divoc

Bailey

BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)

Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)

Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)

Snuggie - dognapped

Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged

Charlie - HARLEY?!?!

Johnny O - A boat

Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot

Ruby - sits in the foire engine

Jojo and Fergus - both girls?

Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.

Lunatic Soup aka Kelp

Dukey Dog?

Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.

Benji Senior (Josh)

Taz - The CPR chiwawa

Holly - cat

Oisin- an madra marabh

An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people

An unnamed rat the size of a small car

Princess - dog (what's his name)

Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.

Annabel- 35 year old donkey

Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)

Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider

Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL

Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player

German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner

Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter

De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug

Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage

Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat

Dog died of cancer and 3 legged talking cat

Puss Puss - Kitten found on a stone in a stream in Galway trained to scratch the carpets. Quietly dispatched after a brief discussion. Didn't wander off into the woods to die as Joe opined is 'how cats die'.

Dílis - a great dog by all accounts. Caller: 'Dílis'. Joe: 'Treelish'. Caller: 'No - Dílis, Dílis!' Joe: 'Ah yes Treelish'.

False Widow Spider - or else a hot water bottle, essentially the same thing

Timberlake the Cockatoo - Timby to his friends. Not named after Justin Timberlake but after a place in Canada that Twink knows.

Holly & Bobby - age 9 & 4. Two Yorkshire terriors barking and runnin around de place wid egg site ment. Nearly smashed a window with their mighty paws.

Bella & Alfie - less favoured than Holly & Bobby

Brandy - gun dog got a few rubs post mortum

6 cardigan corgi pups - 3 dogs 3 bitches - quick little poo and then in for night is their routine

Stella - mother who dodges her pups from 6 weeks

Morgan- father drinking in the marble bar in kilkenny

Lynx- mystery dog

Pet name of the pandemic - sweetheart - a cattle lorry driver who 50 years ago tried to escape a woman and shes still haunting him

Bella and Poppy - June Rodgers dogs rescued from the dump whose lives actually got wurser after being rescused

Susan - It's a little car, a little Susan, but it doesn't answer to that name.

Petronella - previous car (highest pitch giggle ever broadcast)

A spooky horse

A tallish kind of running dog

June - Born in March and fell off a cliff

Tom the cagey cat- The biggest Cat in the world - 'cot' in a wheelie bin, tried to hi-jack a van and then absconded 

Mia, Coco (deceased), Cotton socks, Peaches and Calli - Each with their own bedroom and may or may not be related to each other

Psyco Cat aka Peep - more like a snake than a cat. 3 days up the chimney, previously rehomed and it didn't work out

Snugglepuss/Snufflepuss - went for the callers partner at one point

Honey- Bray recycling center cat rehabilitated after 3 months & shows off her underside

Quinto - 'printo?' & 'QUINTO AS IN FOIVE?!' Guide dog.

Rory - The retiree guide dog. TYFYS.

Iris & Issac - penthouse cats who won't pay any rent

A menagerie of turty animals:

Daisy - Missing Finglas ferret Wanted Dead or Alive, a carnivore who escaped but hasn't killed...YET

Lilly- Sister Ferret

Crazy Colly - 5 months old

Free roaming bunnies X 2

Terrapins - Free slow roaming

African Pygmy Hedgehog

10 Rats - "Are dey white ones?!"

Sky - Skoy the bedroom rat possible COVID death

Several Mice

Sonny - Green Cheek Parrot

Joy - Monk Parakeet/Quaker parrot

Guinea pigs

Temperamental Bunnies x 2 -Fluff flying

Eve - Cat, prone to popping in the bathroom window.

baldbear

She should have met him and had Joe waiting with his microphone.

Atlantic Dawn

Will we soon be getting ads on the radio telling us to brush our teeth twice a day? Can't be far away.

Atlantic Dawn

Moose Lee

Busi_Girl08

"It's very confusing for parents".

It's really not.

bmorrissey

"Im great, be like me"

PieOhMy

Joe throwing the keys to the jag out the door to the young fella to have it warmed up outside for 3pm. If you asked him in an hour what was said in the last 10mins of the show I bet he couldn't tell you.

CH3OH

Wrap it up Joe

pc7

With all the plonkers in this country I can't buy alcohol doing my shopping early on a Saturday morning, it drives me bonkers. What happened to personal responsibility, ffs.

PieOhMy

So many people paid so much money to make this awful awful awful program

Expunge

Jesus, that Loivelahn was all over the shop!

Many of RTE's big advertisers getting a dig along the way as well.

Losty Dublin

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118113304#Comment_118113304

What about Ricky, the runaway dog from the other day?

NIMAN

I see LiveLine covering the important topics of the day as usual, whether sugary breakfast cereals are bad for you or not.

And he has already told us he'll be talking about it again tomorrow.

Easy money Joe, easy money.