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  • Posts: 6,736 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,578 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Joe never shells out for the Eastlink. Ringsend and Pearse Street us his route



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 520 ✭✭✭joe6pack


    She said more about the rat than her 2 kids



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    was she depressed?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    don't approach the ferret



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    christ on a bike



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Leave it into a presbytery



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,411 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    image.png

    off to maxi azoo



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    FerretLine



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,668 ✭✭✭✭namloc1980


    How old is the ferret?? FFS



  • Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I was in a zoo in China. All they had was a dog. It was a sh1t Zoo.



    Come to think of it now, it might have been an all you can eat buffet.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,411 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    blind date with joe duffy



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    I think I might be getting trolled with this one.


    Pets of the pandemic:

    Murphy

    Brando

    Buttsy

    Topsy (A rabbit)

    Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)

    Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc

    Bailey

    BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)

    Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)

    Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)

    Snuggie - dognapped

    Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged

    Charlie - HARLEY?!?!

    Johnny O - A boat

    Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot

    Ruby - sits in the foire engine

    Jojo and Fergus - both girls?

    Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.

    Lunatic Soup aka Kelp

    Dukey Dog?

    Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.

    Benji Senior (Josh)

    Taz - The CPR chiwawa

    Holly - cat

    Oisin- an madra marabh

    An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people

    An unnamed rat the size of a small car

    Princess - dog (what's his name)

    Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.

    Annabel- 35 year old donkey

    Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)

    Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider

    Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL

    Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player

    German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

    Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

    Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner

    Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter

    De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug

    Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage

    Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat

    Dog died of cancer and 3 legged talking cat

    Puss Puss - Kitten found on a stone in a stream in Galway trained to scratch the carpets. Quietly dispatched after a brief discussion. Didn't wander off into the woods to die as Joe opined is 'how cats die'.

    Dílis - a great dog by all accounts. Caller: 'Dílis'. Joe: 'Treelish'. Caller: 'No - Dílis, Dílis!' Joe: 'Ah yes Treelish'.

    False Widow Spider - or else a hot water bottle, essentially the same thing

    Timberlake the Cockatoo - Timby to his friends. Not named after Justin Timberlake but after a place in Canada that Twink knows.

    Holly & Bobby - age 9 & 4. Two Yorkshire terriors barking and runnin around de place wid egg site ment. Nearly smashed a window with their mighty paws.

    Bella & Alfie - less favoured than Holly & Bobby

    Brandy - gun dog got a few rubs post mortum

    6 cardigan corgi pups - 3 dogs 3 bitches - quick little poo and then in for night is their routine

    Stella - mother who dodges her pups from 6 weeks

    Morgan- father drinking in the marble bar in kilkenny

    Lynx- mystery dog

    Pet name of the pandemic - sweetheart - a cattle lorry driver who 50 years ago tried to escape a woman and shes still haunting him

    Bella and Poppy - June Rodgers dogs rescued from the dump whose lives actually got wurser after being rescused

    Susan - It's a little car, a little Susan, but it doesn't answer to that name.

    Petronella - previous car (highest pitch giggle ever broadcast)

    A spooky horse

    A tallish kind of running dog

    June - Born in March and fell off a cliff

    Tom the cagey cat- The biggest Cat in the world - 'cot' in a wheelie bin, tried to hi-jack a van and then absconded 

    Mia, Coco (deceased), Cotton socks, Peaches and Calli - Each with their own bedroom and may or may not be related to each other

    Psyco Cat aka Peep - more like a snake than a cat. 3 days up the chimney, previously rehomed and it didn't work out

    Snugglepuss/Snufflepuss - went for the callers partner at one point

    Honey- Bray recycling center cat rehabilitated after 3 months & shows off her underside

    Quinto - 'printo?' & 'QUINTO AS IN FOIVE?!' Guide dog.

    Rory - The retiree guide dog. TYFYS.

    Iris & Issac - penthouse cats who won't pay any rent

    A menagerie of turty animals:

    Daisy - Missing Finglas ferret Wanted Dead or Alive, a carnivore who escaped but hasn't killed...YET

    Lilly- Sister Ferret

    Crazy Colly - 5 months old

    Free roaming bunnies X 2

    Terrapins - Free slow roaming

    African Pygmy Hedgehog

    10 Rats - "Are dey white ones?!"

    Sky - Skoy the bedroom rat

    Several Mice

    Sonny - Green Cheek Parrot

    Joy - Monk Parakeet/Quaker parrot

    Guinea pigs

    Temperamental Bunnies x 2 -Fluff flying



  • Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    where will he go to after that segment on Ferrets?

    8 mins left



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,411 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    WE DIDNT SEE THIS COMING



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Psychics....a ha ha ha ha, fooking idiots, a ha ha ha ha ha.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    they are all out today ffs



  • Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Irish Psychics Live regret to announce the closure of the business due to unforeseen circumstances.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,445 ✭✭✭✭BPKS




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    is this something we really need to be warned against ??



  • Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Straight to mediums and psychics. Apparently anyone with common sense needs to be told to be careful with them.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,063 ✭✭✭CH3OH


    sad ... pure exploitation

    and lots of mmmmmmn ahhhh from Joe



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,181 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Jesus they are all out today 🙄

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    you mustn't listen to this show often...have you not heard the calibre of caller that call in?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Any thoughts on the Lotto numbers for this evening?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,445 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Fergus from Live At 3 on Line 4


    Or is he dead.


    Sure he could still call in.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 933 ✭✭✭busunderer




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