Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

avfc1874

She's a lovely tone of voice 🥺, for a salt a da earth 🙄

Ireland’s holy well, well done!

NeinNeinNein

There's loads for sale online, missus.

NeinNeinNein

Moron FM.

archfi

Duffy is eyeing the clock

zell12

Joe's gone loo-lah

Dan Jaman

Keep going, Joe. I'm sure there's more you can list on the run down to the top of the hour.

Frank Grimes

Really killing time today

Arghus

Talk about a man trying to kill time.

Frank Grimes

'I knowingly allowed myself to get ripped off 30 years ago'. Ok.

Go away Joe, it’s past 15:00

ButtersSuki

just reading back on the thread.

The fella who owns The Grafton Barber lives in Ratoath (where I live). Amongst his fleet of cars is an orange Lamborghini (seriously). He also spends THE MONTH of January in Dubai every year. He could do with a haircut himself most of the time, always looks very scruffy.

Cash is the way to go!

dvcireland

Well Done Well Done

Profits double at agency which represents stars from Claire Byrne and Ryan Tubridy to Dermot Bannon and Kian Egan (msn.com)

dvcireland

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120183315#Comment_120183315

During the early lockdown days I found a receipt for salon products, it was over €100, for the peeple who did not want to embrace the grey.

Secondly, a friend of the family would use the services of a hairdresser who operated from her home, cash in hand etc, who retuned to her home country with €100,000 in her pocket after selling the house here.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120186297#Comment_120186297

I use cheap dye from Boots, the only thing I pay a hairdresser to do is to cut it. If I could trim it myself I would, to save a few shekels. I enjoy putting done interesting colours in my hair. What Hair Byrne used to call “box dye” and she allowed it to referred to as “dangerous” 🙄

Brian Scan

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120186297#Comment_120186297

"Secondly, a friend of the family would use the services of a hairdresser who operated from her home, cash in hand etc, who retuned to her home country with €100,000 in her pocket after selling the house here."

Good for her.

JOE

Biddy’s Day - have to any events to flog?

Paddy’s Day stands again, no seats left except for a fortune. Two tier parade. We know what tier Joe is on 🙄

Legend of Oirish soccer celebrates his 99th birthday, who is he? Should very old people get benefits without means test?

Red Fred

Today:

What are yzzers doing for the Bank Holiday next Monday? Tell Joe and he'll bore the hole off the rest if us with it.

Also, more whinging about St. Patricks Day parade in Dubalin. No discount for tickets in the stand for OIPs sez Joe.

A young soccer legend Charlie O'Leary is 99 and has to do a means test to get the blind pension. Very mean indeed, so to speak.

Joe's Promos seem to be getting longer.

More sh!te from 1.45 twoday

2smiggy

• over ninety is now old, no longer a young fellow at 90+ years old
• more parade seating rubbish
• Joe wants to know what festivities are put on for the bank holiday ? God knows whoy. What fecking festivities are good in the first week of February in this country

avfc1874

Wonder will Joe be talking about st Patrick, photo shoot with the minister and transvestites, or as someone called it on twitter, the cocks and frocks photoshoot

Expunge

Solid start to the year from Joe. Of the 21 Livelines broadcast in January, he did 17 of them (he was not available the first week of Jan, as you could imagine)

1 Funny Fryday and 1 childish spat with Malachy Steenson.

Keep it up Joe. St. Joseph de Wuuurker is watching you!

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120186854#Comment_120186854

You mean over 95 is old-ish.

But it all depends on the situation too. I had an aunt whose stage of life depended on how the land lay. Up to about 75 she was middle aged, then still in very fine fettle and able to strut in the dance floor she veered into great old age should some inconvenience arise 😂

McDermotX

Charlie doyed

He’s a gonner

furiousox

Great start lol 😆

McDermotX

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archfi

That 99 year old has a great strong voice on him

fair fecks to him

I’ve had a fingernail in me eye and a few needles to follow

Gosh, it’s a wonder my late mother wasn’t on to that 🤨 She divested all assets to maintain her entitlements, and no she wasn’t born in Cavan.

McDermotX

OK Joe.....so where do we draw the loine ?