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Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,414 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Inshurdance companies will be doing frantic searches as to how many Peugeot 3008's they have on their books at first light. Might run a sweepstakes as to which member of staff will get the call from de driver.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭archfi


    Listening to Morning Ireland right now and a rather amateur (aren't they all?) 'Green' on attempting to defend her colleague, the Lord Mayor of Dublin over the living crib.

    I'll eat Joe's cravat if he doesn't let loose on this topic today and provide heaps of GOLD.

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,684 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    *takes notes* and what type of cravat will you be eating?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭archfi


    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,509 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Joe liked this, admiring the waistcoat and braces





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  • Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    It will be topic of the day. I’ll eat the regurgitated contents of his belly if he doesn’t feature it.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭archfi


    Post edited by Boards.ie: Paul on

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,509 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Councillor Donna Cooney


    A farcical performance and determijed to get the last word in


    I will also be surprised if Joe doesn't go balls deep today on this topic, especially as it gives him the opportunity to give The Greens a kicking!

    Post edited by Boards.ie: Paul on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,100 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    Where were the Greens when King Puck was being hoisted up in the air?



  • Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine




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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,826 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    Well don’t you know it was something happening beyond the big ring going from Dundalk through Meath, Kildare and down to Wicklow so it doesn’t matter to them then as with the population of the wider island. Clowns.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Not that it’s news so to speak as we all suspected Joe always stayed on for a few days in whatever hotel was hosting FunnyFryday, but nice to have it confirmed on his Twitter.

    I’d say he’s as tight as Tubs when push comes to shove, but he’s not as blatant about asking for stuff or free as the BoyMan so to speak.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Ronan with a nice little digeen there at Joe’s weekend away, lol.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,991 ✭✭✭glenfieldman


    Why did not one Green Party gobshite call for a ban on Halloween celebrations

    Its extremely bad for the environment and very cruel to animals



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,414 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    T'day, Joe...

    • De nativity crib being decommissioned from its current form...potential gold.
    • Listeners relative had an epileptic fit in a taxi, driver freaked out, whoy?
    • Who is entitled to de tricolour on their coffin.


  • Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    JOE

    BINGO! De Crib!

    Any udder venue for de animals?

    Very hard to get a taxi, a fitting fiancé abused by taxi driver after throwing a canary in de back seat.

    Something about Cattalick Coffins..,in non Cattalick churches

    Potential Gold!!!!!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Joe back after his holiday weekend break says Ronan.

    Today on Liveline the Dublin Edition:

    The live crib in the Mansion House is gone and won't be back. Joe will have callers on cribbing about it, so to speak. Are you willing to host a live crib.

    A caller's boyfriend had an epileptic fit in a Dublin taxi. The driver was not impressed.

    Can you have a tricolour on yizzer coffin when you doye?



  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,826 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    De Greens and de doorty fookin taxi drivers!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    We could have gold today if Joe goes ahead with discussing the removal of de live crib and dat so to speak……but as we know he rarely covers topics discussed on de promo.

    Lack of taxis and dat. Man has epileptic fit in de back of taxi and gets abused by de taxi driver. Whoy?

    Something else dat I missed.

    After giving out the text number Joe adds in a hugely emphasised “1” thus likely confusing some old dear somewhere who wasn’t going to text in anyway. Speaking of, has a text ever been read out on Da Lahv Lahn?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 340 ✭✭DaTown


    The epileptic fit may have been mistaken for a coke-fuelled breakdancing session



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,100 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    According to Joe one of the Marys has come out in favour of the live crib!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,295 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    Wonder if Joe will ask if the crib donkey has filed a claim for unfair dismissal an dat?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,509 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    No room at the inn for the dunkey and the goat, Joe.

    It's a disgrace, Joe!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,451 ✭✭✭One Who Waits...


    FFS, Joe explains things like English is not his first language.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,414 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Do de accent.



  • Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe's explanations invariably leave the listener more confused after he's finished than before.....dja follow me?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    probably thought he was out of his bracket



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,589 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    No signal for the cards....nothing to do with wanting cash in hand to keep from the taxman...



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭archfi


    Everyone emails, no one wants to talk to people!

    Both the public and companies.

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



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