SHEEPhoning it in - The Reveal

nothing

Fell asleep on my smartphone the other day. I had downloaded a nap.



More quality puns on Tuesday 29th at 7.30pm for the grand reveal of nothing's first forum game hosting attempt!

Electric Nitwit

nothing wrote: »

Fell asleep on my smartphone the other day. I had downloaded a nap

Necro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJTH5qIT-UI

JP Liz V1

I can’t picture myself without a camera phone

nothing

Welcome, welcome, welcome to nothing's first attempt at hosting a forum game, SHEEP edition! Join us tonight at 7.30pm for the exciting results!



*Disclaimer: please bare with me if/when things go wrong!

Competing tonight for the trophy are:

25 players

aaronjennings
ari101
beakerjoe
cee_jay
davetherave
Edser
Electric Nitwit
Addison Stale Selflessness
Homer J. Fong
jluv
JP Liz V1
mustang shelly
Necro
Purgative
quickbeam
Sawduck
Sephiroth_dude
ShaneU
SineadSpears
Spook_ie
Strawberry Milkshake
the purple tin
Toto Wolfcastle
Trigger
Zaph

Electric Nitwit

Good luck nothing, you'll rock it

I'll be late, but will join as soon as I can connect...

ari101

Electric Nitwit wrote: »

Good luck nothing, you'll rock it

I'll be late, but will join as soon as I can connect...

I can hear the noises in my head, I suppose as my nemesis you would want to torture me

This is where I'm supposed to say I'm going to beat you right...? I'm rather afraid that is not going to be true though :pac:

ShaneU

Fuck you England

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddr9EpezslU

ari101

Did you have Germany?

nothing

Set your alarm to snooze and get back here in 10 minutes for kick off!

Trigger

No Buile, Ecto, or Ted.. free run!!! Woohoo

Spook_ie

ShaneU wrote: »

Fuck you England

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddr9EpezslU

nothing

Some players have earned bonus points, which will be applied near the end (because tension, drama, etc).

The Questions

1 Name a phone brand
2 Name a version of the android OS
3 What's the best app?
4 What's the worst app?
5 Name a mobile network
6 Name a mobile game
7 Name a social media app
8 How long to charge a smartphone to 100% (please give a round number in hours)
9 Name a phone case colour
10 Year you got your first phone

Will it be a state of the art win for you!?



Or will you be left on hold with the wooden phone?!

ari101

That second one looks like a familiar shape (despite) masquerading as a tree

nothing

Asked my iPhone, “surely I don’t need an umbrella today?”. Siri replied “yes, and don’t call me Shirley”. Turned out I had left Airplane mode on.

Name A Phone Brand

Did you choose the hot product?



The classic?



Or maybe the high end android?

Zaph

nothing wrote: »

Some players have earned bonus points, which will be applied near the end (because tension, drama, etc).

nothing

Zaph wrote: »

All in good time!

ari101

I went with what I used to own... I think (as in I don't remember my answers not what kind of phone I used to own) :pac:

nothing

Would have gone Huawei myself, so would have aced in my own game, thankfully I'm not playing!

Question 1: Name a phone brand

Apple/iPhone - 11
aaronjennings
davetherave
Edser
Electric Nitwit
Addison Stale Selflessness
jluv
Necro
Purgative
ShaneU
Strawberry Milkshake
Toto Wolfcastle

Samsung - 9
ari101
cee_jay
Homer J. Fong
mustang shelly
quickbeam
SineadSpears
the purple tin
Trigger
Zaph

Nokia - 5
beakerjoe
JP Liz V1
Sawduck
Sephiroth_dude
Spook_ie

nothing

There's an 11 way tie for 1st place at the moment, who can maintain the lead and who will fall, fall, fall...

Scores after question 1:

Player Score
Toto Wolfcastle 11
Necro 11
Purgative 11
Addison Stale Selflessness 11
aaronjennings 11
Edser 11
Electric Nitwit 11
jluv 11
ShaneU 11
Strawberry Milkshake 11
davetherave 11
quickbeam 9
Homer J. Fong 9
SineadSpears 9
the purple tin 9
ari101 9
Zaph 9
cee_jay 9
Trigger 9
mustang shelly 9
Sawduck 5
Spook_ie 5
JP Liz V1 5
beakerjoe 5
Sephiroth_dude 5

ari101

Ah well there are always lots of iphone junkies... *cough nutcases *cough

Edit: Including my nemesis :mad:

nothing

I got an SMS telling me that Vettel would win this year’s Formula One championship. Predictive texts drive me mad.

Name a version of the android OS
Android has had some fun names over the years, but did you go fun or boring?!

nothing

I was expecting one of the sweet names to SHEEP but the last few entries shook it up, no real big sheep scoring in this round and plenty of aces!

Question 2: Name A Version of The Android OS

Android 10 - 5
davetherave
Electric Nitwit
mustang shelly
Sawduck
SineadSpears

KitKat - 4
aaronjennings
Addison Stale Selflessness
Necro
Zaph

Lollipop - 3
Homer J. Fong
jluv
Trigger

Android 11 - 3
JP Liz V1
Purgative
Spook_ie

Ice Cream Sandwich - 3
beakerjoe
Sephiroth_dude
Strawberry Milkshake

Jellybean - 2
ari101
Edser

ACES - 1:

Android 12 - quickbeam
Oreo - Toto Wolfcastle
Bliss - the purple tin
Pie - ShaneU
Marshmallow - cee_jay

ari101

I can think of three possibilities for my answer, you'd think it was weeks since I'd entered this, not days

ari101

Well at least Edser was with me... damn you nemesis stop Sheeping!!!

nothing

Electic Nitwit and davetherave in an early joint first, but not in a decisive lead. Only 8 points separates top and bottom, could all still change! Top 5 and Bottom 8 all very close to each other, maybe the next round will separate the Nokia 3310s from the iPhone 12s?

Scores after question 2:

Player Score
Electric Nitwit 16
davetherave 16
Necro 15
Addison Stale Selflessness 15
aaronjennings 15
Purgative 14
SineadSpears 14
jluv 14
Strawberry Milkshake 14
mustang shelly 14
Edser 13
Zaph 13
Homer J. Fong 12
Toto Wolfcastle 12
ShaneU 12
Trigger 12
ari101 11
quickbeam 10
the purple tin 10
Sawduck 10
cee_jay 10
Spook_ie 8
JP Liz V1 8
beakerjoe 8
Sephiroth_dude 8

aaronjennings

nothing wrote: »

Nokia 3310s from the iPhone 12s?

Give me a Nokia brick any day

Sephiroth_dude

ari101

nothing wrote: »

...maybe the next round will separate the Nokia 3310s from the iPhone 12s?


...

If that's the choice I'll have a 3310s please

nothing

Bottom half will receive 3310s, top half iPhone 12s, you'll know soon!

ari101

nothing wrote: »

Bottom half will receive 3310s, top half iPhone 12s, you'll know soon!

My aim here has suddenly altered...

nothing

Why didn’t the skeleton have a mobile? He had no body to talk to.

What's the best app? The one you open first thing in the morning, and close last thing at night, and your phone tells you that you've spent 75 hours this month on?

Electric Nitwit

ari101 wrote: »

Ah well there are always lots of iphone junkies... *cough nutcases *cough

Edit: Including my nemesis :mad:

Wouldn't touch one myself, but figured it would sheep. Hate the game, not the player

In fact, I'm currently on a Samsung myself, nearly went for that

nothing

Some big agreement on the best app with 13 of our players, leaving the rest floundering with 2s and aces and switching up our mid table!

Question 3: What's the best app?

WhatsApp - 13
beakerjoe
Electric Nitwit
jluv
mustang shelly
Necro
Purgative
quickbeam
ShaneU
SineadSpears
the purple tin
Toto Wolfcastle
Trigger
Zaph

Tinder - 2
Homer J. Fong
Spook_ie

Google Maps - 2
ari101
cee_jay

YouTube - 2
aaronjennings
Sephiroth_dude

ACES - 1:

xHamster - Addison Stale Selflessness
Twitter - Sawduck
Just Eat - JP Liz V1
Revolut - Edser
Spotify - Strawberry Milkshake
Browser - davetherave

*Note - do not google image search xHamster, that was not what I was expecting at all. H2D, you disgust me.

ari101

nothing wrote: »

ACES - 1:

xHamster - Addison Stale Selflessness

*Note - do not google image search xHamster, that was not what I was expecting at all. H2D, you disgust me.

Haha - I have no idea what this is... and someone has just said do not push the big red button... hmmmm :pac:

nothing

Electric Nitwit retains the top spot, with Necro hot on their heels. A 4 way tie for third place will be battled out, with an ever increasing gap between top and bottom spots. JP Liz V1 in solo wooden phone spot, but it's early days and all can still change!

Scores after question 3:

Player Score
Electric Nitwit 29
Necro 28
Purgative 27
SineadSpears 27
jluv 27
mustang shelly 27
Zaph 26
Toto Wolfcastle 25
ShaneU 25
Trigger 25
quickbeam 23
the purple tin 23
beakerjoe 21
aaronjennings 17
davetherave 17
Addison Stale Selflessness 16
Strawberry Milkshake 15
Homer J. Fong 14
Edser 14
ari101 13
cee_jay 12
Sawduck 11
Spook_ie 10
Sephiroth_dude 10
JP Liz V1 9

Tauriel

nothing wrote: »

Would have gone Huawei myself, so would have aced in my own game, thankfully I'm not playing!

Have one as well. I actually had it down but changed considering they don't seem to be very popular in Ireland

nothing

ari101 wrote: »

Haha - I have no idea what this is... and someone has just said do not push the big red button... hmmmm :pac:

No, really, don't do it. I mean, it's not the worst thing in the world, but still

aaronjennings

ari101 wrote: »

Haha - I have no idea what this is... and someone has just said do not push the big red button... hmmmm :pac:

Definitely NSFW

Or so I've heard...

ari101

Gosh this is not going well, doubly so because of how EN is doing :pac:

Electric Nitwit

ari101 wrote: »

Gosh this is not going well, doubly so because of how EN is doing :pac:

nothing

Left my phone under my pillow last night and when I woke up it was gone and there was a pound coin there. I think it was the Bluetooth fairy.

What's the worst app? The one that really grinds your gears, has no use or makes your screen freeze!

ari101

aaronjennings wrote: »

Definitely NSFW

Or so I've heard...

Haha... no not using that laptop for boards stuff :pac:
I had the great idea of googling 'orgy tent' while planning my last Sheep reveal... I did find that one great pic that embodied the spirit of duffman's 10 man tent... I also got to wish moderated safe search was turned on...

ari101

Electric Nitwit wrote: »

Bowing at the feet of 'supposed' greatness

nothing

Less agreement in the sheep on the worst app, but still a reasonable score. Homer J. Fong claiming Tinder is both the best and the worst app speaks volumes, please plug in your headphones! I'd never heard of Pocket Heat, and after the horror of xHamster decided against googling, but I can see why all the others made it into Worst App options!

Question 4: What's the worst app?

Facebook - 9
aaronjennings
beakerjoe
Electric Nitwit
Addison Stale Selflessness
jluv
Necro
Purgative
Sawduck
ShaneU

Tik Tok - 5
davetherave
Edser
quickbeam
Spook_ie
Zaph

Tinder - 2
Homer J. Fong
SineadSpears

Snapchat - 2
Toto Wolfcastle
Trigger

ACES - 1:

Pocket Heat - the purple tin
Weather apps - ari101
Three - JP Liz V1
aib banking - Sephiroth_dude
Boards - Strawberry Milkshake
Facebook Messenger - cee_jay
Covid Tracker - mustang shelly

nothing

No real change at the top, except 2 of our 4 third place contenders (mustang shelly and SineadSpears) have dropped a few places. JP Liz V1 remains in last, though one good sheep could pull her up the table.

Scores after question 4:

Player Score
Electric Nitwit 38
Necro 37
Purgative 36
jluv 36
ShaneU 34
Zaph 31
beakerjoe 30
SineadSpears 29
quickbeam 28
mustang shelly 28
Toto Wolfcastle 27
Trigger 27
aaronjennings 26
Addison Stale Selflessness 25
the purple tin 24
davetherave 22
Sawduck 20
Edser 19
Homer J. Fong 16
Strawberry Milkshake 16
Spook_ie 15
ari101 14
cee_jay 13
Sephiroth_dude 11
JP Liz V1 10

nothing

Friend of mine used to take his iron to his job at the telephone exchange. He was a smooth operator.

Name a mobile network - your own or one you thought would be popular?

I’m here. I’m drunk but ….

I
Am
Here

and still typing legibly (that word where your words are understood.

COME ON ENGLAND!

I’m loving the jokes, nothing

nothing

A wild guess here that most people chose their own network, in which case I'd have been down with Purgative! Two big scorers here, how will that change our leader board?

Question 5: Name a mobile network

Vodafone - 12
ari101
cee_jay
davetherave
Edser
Addison Stale Selflessness
Sawduck
Sephiroth_dude
ShaneU
SineadSpears
Strawberry Milkshake
the purple tin
Zaph

3 - 10
aaronjennings
beakerjoe
Electric Nitwit
Homer J. Fong
jluv
JP Liz V1
Necro
quickbeam
Spook_ie
Toto Wolfcastle

Eir - 2
mustang shelly
Trigger

ACES - 1:

GoMo - Purgative