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Where can I sell a sex toy?

  • 25-06-2021 12:17pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 Lmo190


    Odd question I know. I got sent something from a company who doesn't want to pay to have it shipped back to them because it is heavy(15kg) so I figured I would try and sell it myself. The company doesn't seem to care so I thought why not give it a try but now I am lost at where to start. I am curious where to sell a brand new sex toy? I tried adverts, ebay, and donedeal but the ads were taken down.

    Any ideas? Thanks


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,795 ✭✭✭Mrcaramelchoc


    Irelands own have a classifieds.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Comedeal.ie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 486 ✭✭Shaka Hislop


    Facebook marketplace...they'll pay more if its used and has a bit of "nutella" on it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 496 ✭✭Mulbert


    Porn it.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,686 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Your mother might take if off your hands.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,475 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    At the next boards beers?

    Or maybe an online raffle, they seem to be popular these days


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,928 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    A 15kg sex toy?! What the deuce.


  • Posts: 2,725 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I doubt there’s much a market for secondhand oversized ass plugs tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20 Gmak2442


    Ebay is available for you? This is a nice place to sell. If you can succeed in the bid market.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Did you have pics with your ads?


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  • Subscribers Posts: 42,172 ✭✭✭✭sydthebeat


    you may as well shove it up your ass......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,629 ✭✭✭brevity


    Straight swap for a PS3 and iPod shuffle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    One lady moaner...


  • Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Silly advice being given here.

    Just head into town on a busy night and sell it on the street. I'm not sure where the best spots for selling sex toys are these days due to covid, but use your common sense, follow the crowds and ask a Garda if you're unsure.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    15kg.

    What is it? A crucifix?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 Lmo190


    stoneill wrote: »
    Did you have pics with your ads?

    Yeah but the privates were photoshopped over


  • Posts: 13,688 ✭✭✭✭ Chase Alive Apparel


    Just give it to someone as a gift.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Gradius




    Sure you didn't fall for this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 567 ✭✭✭Burzum


    Lmo190 wrote: »
    Odd question I know. I got sent something from a company who doesn't want to pay to have it shipped back to them because it is heavy(15kg) so I figured I would try and sell it myself. The company doesn't seem to care so I thought why not give it a try but now I am lost at where to start. I am curious where to sell a brand new sex toy? I tried adverts, ebay, and donedeal but the ads were taken down.

    Any ideas? Thanks


    15kg, describe it to us please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,479 ✭✭✭lee_baby_simms


    No tyre kickers please.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,734 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    15kg? Must be a pain in the arse to use


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,138 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Drop a flyer into your local convent/seminary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,779 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    FIFTEEN KILOGRAMS?

    This is no mere butt plug!

    Could be one of those Sybians, you actually sit on it. Or a, um, er, --- penetrating machine.

    Sad to say, the market for second-hand sex toys is very much a specialised niche.

    You might sell better if you throw in a pair of worn knickers with it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 Lmo190


    Burzum wrote: »
    15kg, describe it to us please.

    Ass/vag torso


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,013 ✭✭✭Allinall


    Lmo190 wrote: »
    Ass/vag torso

    I shagged a Passat once.

    Wasn't pretty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭topdecko


    Lmo190 wrote: »
    Ass/vag torso
    surely there is a market for sloppy seconds??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 Lmo190


    Day Lewin wrote: »
    FIFTEEN KILOGRAMS?

    This is no mere butt plug!

    Could be one of those Sybians, you actually sit on it. Or a, um, er, --- penetrating machine.

    Sad to say, the market for second-hand sex toys is very much a specialised niche.

    You might sell better if you throw in a pair of worn knickers with it.


    Ha its brand new from the supplier, that's like saying penny's clothes are second hand because the come from China first.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 Lmo190


    Hahahaha thanks for the laughs peppered with a few good ideas!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Japan


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,044 ✭✭✭Username here


    WTAF?!?!?! :eek:

    Is it a cage?! :eek::eek:

    Or one of these weightlifting benches, with an, AHEM, "attachment" at one end?! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 Lmo190


    WTAF?!?!?! :eek:

    Is it a cage?! :eek::eek:

    Or one of these weightlifting benches, with an, AHEM, "attachment" at one end?! :pac:

    Hahaha no. esdoll (dot) com search Marla, 15 kg version of that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Lmo190 wrote: »
    Hahaha no. esdoll (dot) com search Marla, 15 kg version of that

    Having a quiet day at the office right now...just lemme check that out on my work PC...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    She’s a real looker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,795 ✭✭✭Isambard


    if it's a sex swing, try advertising it in the Home and Garden section.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Lmo190 wrote: »
    Hahaha no. esdoll (dot) com search Marla, 15 kg version of that

    Did you get the 52% off?


    Wonder what the wear and tear on one is like. Some of the brothels here have dolls for their customers. They must be getting clients considering the dolls are not exactly cheap.


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  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Vimeo.

    Choose vimeo Pro account.

    Flag Advert video as MATURE.

    Ask viewer to email you their physical band and adress

    Sorted.

    https://vimeo.com


  • Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Car boot sale. Wear a mask (like everyone else)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 647 ✭✭✭smurf492


    Can i try it out before purchase?? Is it one size fits all?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Irelands own have a classifieds.

    Fella had a “Molly” for sale up on there, albeit not n the best condition. She was gettin flogged either way


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Feeling falhuilach today for you OP

    Watching this might give some inspiration

    https://youtu.be/-w0EZ_HCaxw


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Lmo190 wrote: »
    Odd question I know. I got sent something from a company who doesn't want to pay to have it shipped back to them because it is heavy(15kg) so I figured I would try and sell it myself. The company doesn't seem to care so I thought why not give it a try but now I am lost at where to start. I am curious where to sell a brand new sex toy? I tried adverts, ebay, and donedeal but the ads were taken down.

    Any ideas? Thanks

    How much would you want for it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,782 ✭✭✭dmc17


    Lmo190 wrote: »
    Odd question I know. I got sent something from a company who doesn't want to pay to have it shipped back to them because it is heavy(15kg) so I figured I would try and sell it myself. The company doesn't seem to care so I thought why not give it a try but now I am lost at where to start. I am curious where to sell a brand new sex toy? I tried adverts, ebay, and donedeal but the ads were taken down.

    Any ideas? Thanks

    "As new. Only used once."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 Lmo190


    jester77 wrote: »
    Did you get the 52% off?


    Wonder what the wear and tear on one is like. Some of the brothels here have dolls for their customers. They must be getting clients considering the dolls are not exactly cheap.

    Yeah they are expensive. Letting it go for 200 though just so it's not taking up space, I looked at all the sites in Ireland and they are so expensive. Doesn't surprise me they are very realistic. I'm sure they'll be doing the robots soon at the brothels.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 Lmo190


    Vimeo.

    Choose vimeo Pro account.

    Flag Advert video as MATURE.

    Ask viewer to email you their physical band and adress

    Sorted.

    I'll look into that, thanks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 Lmo190


    How much would you want for it?

    200 is what I had it up for just to get it gone fast


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    It’s chilling though isn’t it. New levels, of objectifying there’s a look in the Maria’s eye that tells me there’s a real person in there who wants out -

    I’m going to save her. Guns blazing; I’m going save all the latex love dolls


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 Lmo190


    dmc17 wrote: »
    "As new. Only used once."

    Give it a try to sell 🀣 never used.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Lmo190 wrote: »
    Give it a try to sell �� never used.

    Are you really tryin to shift this thing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭gw80


    jester77 wrote: »
    Did you get the 52% off?


    Wonder what the wear and tear on one is like. Some of the brothels here have dolls for their customers. They must be getting clients considering the dolls are not exactly cheap.

    Christ, I hope they have some sort of sump plug fitted to them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    My mate bought a blow-up doll from that site, but when it arrived, he discovered a puncture.

    He phoned them up and the conversation went something like this...

    Him "I spent 50 quid on this inflatible doll, but when I blew it up, she went down on me"

    Company "If we knew that, we'd have charged you double"


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