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I am a petty man, and want to prove my wife wrong.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭JPup


    Only scrotes pronounce it DUNkey.


    Like pronouncing lorry "LURRY"


    Like pronouncing spoon "SPOO-WIN"

    Lurry is a Dundalk thing, no? Like saying book to rhyme with spook.


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,809 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    DUNkey
    For what it’s worth, say hello to Onkey, Wonkey and Zonkey...

    giphy.gif

    dOnkey


  • Subscribers Posts: 41,013 ✭✭✭✭sydthebeat


    Donkey, rhymes with monkey


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    It's donkey, as in Don Quixote;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7oa3kPQJKo


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,809 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    DUNkey
    https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/donkey

    Click the speaker for pronunciation.... ��


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  • Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭JPup


    Strumms wrote: »
    https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/donkey

    Click the speaker for pronunciation.... ��

    That robot lady is pronouncing it almost exactly halfway between donkey and dunkey so that settles nothing! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Best pronounced in a Scottish accent



  • Registered Users Posts: 745 ✭✭✭ClosedAccountFuzzy


    It’s pronounced donkey.

    A dunkey is possibly slang for a biscuit you dunk in your tea. Sounds like something they’d have in Australia.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,927 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    JPup wrote: »
    Lurry is a Dundalk thing, no? Like saying book to rhyme with spook.
    Book is meant to rhyme with spook. Pronouncing it "Buck" or suchlike is just wrong.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,910 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    Ray Darcy says dunkey….make of that what you will


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,910 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    Book is meant to rhyme with spook. Pronouncing it "Buck" or suchlike is just wrong.

    Is that you Joe Duffy??


  • Registered Users Posts: 745 ✭✭✭ClosedAccountFuzzy


    In Dublin it often rhymes with buck or you get the other version which is like bewuuuuuke.

    As in, where's me bleedin’ kuuukery bewuuuuke.


  • Posts: 3,801 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The proper pronunciation is Daang-Key.

    God bless America.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    jojofizzio wrote: »
    Ray Darcy says dunkey….make of that what you will

    That spunky dunkey


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,884 ✭✭✭Tzardine


    DUNkey
    Are we no better than the beasts in the field and I’m not talking about the common chicken, I’m talking about the mighty oxen and the dunkey! With his floppy ears and his pea brain and his stolid slack-jawed gaze. A revolting creature, if there ever was one who walked the earth!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    DUNkey
    When the results out?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    I am a petty man and I want to pov my wife wong


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    DUNkey
    I have a feeling this is what lockdown has done to us. I would like to see more threads like this.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,349 ✭✭✭GhostyMcGhost


    DUNkey
    Is your wife from Glasgow?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭ShatterAlan


    Book is meant to rhyme with spook. Pronouncing it "Buck" or suchlike is just wrong.


    Book rhymes with look.


    That's of course if you say "I took a look" and not "I tewk a lewk".


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,698 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    The animal is a donkey. Dunkey can be used to describe certain biscuits


  • Registered Users Posts: 910 ✭✭✭Burt Renaults


    DUNkey
    Donkey_in_Clovelly%2C_North_Devon%2C_England.jpg

    Is the name of this animal pronounced DONkey or DUNkey?

    What do you call a dunkey with three legs?

    A wunky.

    Seriously, get the fuck outta here with your "DUNkey". Which one of you thinks it's "DUNkey" anyway? If it's your wife, divorce her. If it's you, tell your wife to give me a call and I'll persuade her to leave you for a man who knows how to talk properly (me) and is also hong like a dunkey (also me).


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    DUNkey
    Don't make an ass out of me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,927 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    Book rhymes with look.


    That's of course if you say "I took a look" and not "I tewk a lewk".
    I agree that Book rhymes with Look, some people would pronounce that "I tuck a luck" though. Book, Look, Nook, Cook etc. all rhyme and the double O is audible.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    Petty Man,
    You know you're right.
    Stand your ground,
    and don't back down.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    DUNkey
    What do you call a dunkey with three legs?

    A wunky.

    Seriously, get the fuck outta here with your "DUNkey". Which one of you thinks it's "DUNkey" anyway? If it's your wife, divorce her. If it's you, tell your wife to give me a call and I'll persuade her to leave you for a man who knows how to talk properly (me) and is also hong like a dunkey (also me).

    Speak properly


  • Posts: 6,192 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dunkey.......i have never once heard IRL someone pronounce it,donkey


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,972 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    DUNkey
    Is your wife from Glasgow?

    Wexford


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,811 ✭✭✭joe40


    Donkey rhymes with monkey unless you want to sound like Shrek


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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,356 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    DUNkey
    joe40 wrote: »
    Donkey rhymes with monkey unless you want to sound like Shrek

    Eh, no.

    Monkey is prounced like Shrek pronounces donkey.

    Mun-key
    Don-key


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