90's Eurodance Party - The Countdown!

ShaneU

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This Saturday we countdown to reveal the greatest Eurodance song ever, as decided by you our lovely judges, and here they are!

Archeron
ari101
beakerjoe
cee_jay
Homer J. Fong
Irish Aris
jluv
JP Liz V1
Kolido
lassykk
Necro
rainbowtrout
Sawduck
SineadSpears
speckle

and...

Also Starring LeVar burton


Will the Vengabus be derailed? Will Saturday be Whigfield's night? Will somebody finally shut up and sleep with Sebastian?

All will be revealed this Saturday at 7pm as we countdown from 67 to 1!



Edit: ah I might as well leave this here

beakerjoe

First....

Saturday Night is the only dance move I know.

JP Liz V1

beakerjoe wrote: »

First....

Saturday Night is the only dance move I know.

Proof Please

ShaneU

ari101

You are a busy Host today

ShaneU

Shout out to my honorary co-host Homer J. Fong who you'll be seeing a lot of in the comments

A few songs finished on the same points total so the nod was given to those who got the highest individual scores (e.g. most tens)

ShaneU

Alright we're starting off at number 67 with the song you all hated the most :pac:

(I don't think it's half as annoying as the songs that follow it but that's my opinion.)













It may shock you to hear I put some of these songs in for the laugh knowing they hadn't a snowball's chance in hell of winning

ShaneU

In 67th place with 35 points

Alexia - Summer is Crazy

Boardsie Score

lassykk 5
Homer J. Fong 4
Irish Aris 4
Sawduck 4
Kolido 3
ari101 3
JP Liz V1 3
rainbowtrout 2
Archeron 2
beakerjoe 2
speckle 1
cee_jay 1
SineadSpears 1
Also Starring LeVar Burton 0
jluv 0
Necro 0


Year

1996

Nation

Italy

Chart Performance

#1 Italy
#2 Spain
#3 Finland

ari101

ShaneU wrote: »

Alright we're starting off at number 67 with the song you all hated the most :pac:

(I don't think it's half as annoying as the songs that follow it but that's my opinion.)













It may shock you to hear I put some of these songs in for the laugh knowing they hadn't a snowball's chance in hell of winning

You forced me to listen to those sh*te ones on purpose :eek:

ShaneU

You weren't supposed to read that :pac:

ari101

I never thought of giving a zero. I scored the worst song (IMO) at 1 the best (it was a tough choice) at 11 and kind of just fit everything in between :pac:

ShaneU

ari101 wrote: »

I never thought of giving a zero. I scored the worst song (IMO) at 1 the best (it was a tough choice) at 11 and kind of just fit everything in between :pac:

One person's scores were so low I thought they were marking out of 5, they weren't, they hated everything

ShaneU

In 66th place with 38 points

Daze - Superhero

Boardsie Score


Kolido 5
ari101 5
lassykk 5
Sawduck 4
Irish Aris 4
rainbowtrout 3
JP Liz V1 2
Archeron 2
beakerjoe 2
cee_jay 2
Homer J. Fong 2
SineadSpears 1
Necro 1
Also Starring LeVar Burton 0
speckle 0
jluv 0



Year

1997

Nation

Denmark

Chart Performance

#2 Denmark, Finland, Norway

Comments Corner

Deleted User wrote:

Oh God, no.

Also Starring LeVar Burton

ari101 wrote: »

I never thought of giving a zero. I scored the worst song (IMO) at 1 the best (it was a tough choice) at 11 and kind of just fit everything in between :pac:

I scored about half of them zero, everything else was either a 5 or a 10, and the one 11. :pac:

ari101

I have good memories of 66 :pac: Even though it's pretty ****, it reminded me of good teenage times

ShaneU

In 65th place with 38 points

sin with sebastian - Shut up (and Sleep with Me)

Boardsie Score

Archeron 8
Homer J. Fong 8
JP Liz V1 5
Sawduck 4
Kolido 3
Irish Aris 3
ari101 2
cee_jay 2
beakerjoe 2
SineadSpears 1
Necro 0
rainbowtrout 0
lassykk 0
Also Starring LeVar Burton 0
speckle 0
jluv 0



Year

1995

Nation

Germany

Chart Performance

#1 Austria, Finland, Mexico, Spain
#2 Belgium
#4 Germany

Comments Corner

Deleted User wrote:

My instinct was to hate this but when the operatic voice kicked in it was sufficiently surreal to push this from "just plain bad" into "so bad it's actually amazing" territory. Bravo!

Exactly!

Necro

ShaneU wrote:

One person's scores were so low I thought they were marking out of 5, they weren't, they hated everything

Wonder if that was me

I gave a lot of low scores :pac:

ari101

Loving Homer's comments

ShaneU

ShaneU wrote: »

Shout out to my honorary co-host Homer J. Fong who you'll be seeing a lot of in the comments

Oh dear.

A lot of those comments probably sounded funnier in my head.

ari101

Playing this one again, I stand by scoring the other two higher on a comparison basis. This one is pure sh*te :pac:

Sawduck

I probably should have given these two songs a zero, I was to kind in my scoring

ari101

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh dear.

A lot of those comments probably sounded funnier in my head.

Sounds like you were the only one to leave comments!
I remembered after I sent it, but it was deadline day and I had developed a hatred for my spreadsheet thanks to losing lots of its contents to a computer crash.

ShaneU

In 64th place with 39 points

Me & My - Dub-I-Dub

Boardsie Score

JP Liz V1 6
lassykk 5
Irish Aris 4
rainbowtrout 4
cee_jay 4
Kolido 3
Homer J. Fong 3
Sawduck 3
Archeron 2
beakerjoe 2
ari101 2
SineadSpears 1
Also Starring LeVar Burton 0
speckle 0
jluv 0
Necro 0


Year

1995

Nation

Denmark

Chart Performance

#1 Denmark
#2 Sweden

Comments Corner

Deleted User wrote:

Nah.

ShaneU

ari101 wrote: »

Sounds like you were the only one to leave comments!
I remembered after I sent it, but it was deadline day and I had developed a hatred for my spreadsheet thanks to losing lots of its contents to a computer crash.

No he wasn't the only one

ari101

ShaneU wrote: »

No he wasn't the only one

Well then Homer, yours must be of the best quality after all

ShaneU

In 63rd place with 40 points

Paradisio - Bailando

Boardsie Score

Sawduck 6
Homer J. Fong 5
JP LizV1 5
Kolido 4
ari101 3
Irish Aris 3
jluv 3
Archeron 2
beakerjoe 2
rainbowtrout 2
speckle 2
SineadSpears 1
Necro 1
cee_jay 1
lassykk 0
Also Starring LeVar Burton 0




Year

1996

Nation

Belgium

Chart Performance

#1 Denmark, Finland, Italy, Norway, Sweden
#2 Belgium

Comments Corner

Deleted User wrote:

This sounds Eurovisiony, could've been a good entry for Spai... *checks Wikipedia* ...I mean, Belgium.

ShaneU

Number one in 5 countries that last one, you were having none of it :pac:

ShaneU

In 62nd place with 46 points

Rollergirl - Dear Jessie

Boardsie Score

Kolido 9
JP Liz V1 6
Irish Aris 5
lassykk 5
Necro 4
Homer J. Fong 4
Sawduck 3
ari101 2
beakerjoe 2
jluv 1
rainbowtrout 1
cee_jay 1
Archeron 1
SineadSpears 1
speckle 1
Also Starring LeVar Burton 0




Year

1999

Nation

Germany

Chart Performance

#2 Denmark
#10 Norway
#22 UK

Comments Corner

Deleted User wrote:

This was ok until she started singing.

ari101

ShaneU wrote: »

Number one in 5 countries that last one, you were having none of it :pac:

Yeah, I'm feeling I was too generous with a 3, but it just means I think there were a handful of songs that were even crappier

ShaneU

In 61st place with 48 points

Fun Factory - Close To You

Boardsie Score

JP Liz V1 5
Homer J. Fong 5
Irish Aris 5
cee_jay 5
Sawduck 4
jluv 4
ari101 3
beakerjoe 3
Archeron 3
Kolido 3
rainbowtrout 3
Necro 2
speckle 2
SineadSpears 1
lassykk 0
Also Starring LeVar Burton 0




Year

1994

Nation

Germany

Chart Performance

#1 Canada
#14 US


Comments Corner

Deleted User wrote:

I doubt she's the SHYEST girl in the WHOLE wide world, she wouldn't be singing in a Eurodance band with three bouncers if she was.

ari101

Originally Posted by Homer J. Fong
I doubt she's the SHYEST girl in the WHOLE wide world, she wouldn't be singing in a Eurodance band with three bouncers if she was.

She might have also avoided the see-through clothes if she was the shyest

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Keeping it real with all my zero points so far...

ShaneU

In 60th place with 49.5 points

Playahitty - The Summer is Magic

Boardsie Score

jluv 5
ari101 5
Sawduck 5
lassykk 5
rainbowtrout 4
beakerjoe 4
Irish Aris 4
Kolido 3
JP Liz V1 3
Archeron 3
Homer J. Fong 3
speckle 2
cee_jay 2
SineadSpears 1
Necro 0.5
Also Starring LeVar Burton 0




Year

1994

Nation

Italy

Chart Performance

#2 Italy
#3 Netherlands

Comments Corner

Homer J.Fong wrote:

Enough with the summer songs, we're in a pandemic goddamit.

ShaneU

In 59th place with 50.5 points

Mo Do - Eins, zwei, Polizei

Boardsie Score

Also Starring LeVar Burton 10
Irish Aris 8
Sawduck 6.5
Homer J. Fong 6
rainbowtrout 4
JP Liz V1 4
beakerjoe 3
Kolido 3
cee_jay 2
Archeron 1
speckle 1
SineadSpears 1
ari101 1
lassykk 0
jluv 0
Necro 0


Year

1994

Nation

Italy (Not German? :pac:)

Chart Performance

#1 Austria, Germany, Italy
#2 Belgium, Denmark, Netherlands

Comments Corner

Deleted User wrote:

Sieben sieben ai lyu lyu, sieben sieben EINS ZWEI, sieben sieben ai lyu lyu, EINS ZWEI DREI. DANCING!

ShaneU

LeVar your zero streak is over

ari101

ShaneU wrote: »

In 59th place with 50.5 points

Mo Do - Eins, zwei, Polizei

Soooo glad we've got that one out of the way :pac:

Edit: WTF LeVar - and I was thinking earlier thanks for voting for my EDM noms...

Also Starring LeVar Burton

ShaneU wrote: »

LeVar your zero streak is over

Straight from Zero to Ten...

:pac:

ShaneU

JA JA JA was ist los? JA JA JA was ist das?

Kolido

ShaneU wrote: »

LeVar your zero streak is over

That surely was a typo

Btw, you lot are awfully harsh, I'd refuse to give any song a zero

ShaneU

Oh dear, more madness up next

Also Starring LeVar Burton

ari101 wrote: »

Soooo glad we've got that one out of the way :pac:

Edit: WTF LeVar - and I was thinking earlier thanks for voting for my EDM noms...

The fact that you dislike Eins, Zwei, Polizei means we can't be friends any more...

Yeah, that's right I'm using a song I never heard before prior to this game as my new yardstick for deciding who my friends are...

ShaneU

In 58th place with 54.5 points

Toy-Box - Tarzan & Jane

Boardsie Score

Also Starring LeVar Burton 10
Necro 10
ari101 7
JP Liz V1 6
Sawduck 5.5
lassykk 5
Archeron 2
Irish Aris 2
Kolido 2
Homer J. Fong 2
beakerjoe 1
SineadSpears 1
cee_jay 1
speckle 0
jluv 0
rainbowtrout 0



Year

1998

Nation

Denmark

Chart Performance

#2 Belgium, Denmark, Netherlands
#3 Norway

Comments Corner

Homer J.Fong wrote:

Hey at least two of you loved it?

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Wait, hold the f**king phone...

Tarzan & Jane wasn't in the Top 3?

Something is seriously wrong with you people who can't appreciate such genius tracks such as Eins, Zwei, Polizei or Tarzan & Jane

ShaneU

In 57th place with 55 points

Amber - This is Your Night

Boardsie Score

jluv 7
Sawduck 6
Homer J. Fong 5
SineadSpears 5
ari101 5
lassykk 5
Kolido 4
Irish Aris 4
rainbowtrout 4
JP Liz V1 2
cee_jay 2
Archeron 2
beakerjoe 2
Necro 2
Also Starring LeVar Burton 0
speckle 0



Year

1996

Nation

Netherlands

Chart Performance

#1 Israel
#3 Japan, Spain

Comments Corner

Deleted User wrote:

It's fine. Not amazing but perfectly listenable.

Necro

Also Starring LeVar Burton wrote:

Tarzan & Jane wasn't in the Top 3?

People just don't appreciate the classic sounds of Toybox any more


My name is Tarzan
I am Jungle Man

Also Starring LeVar Burton

ShaneU wrote: »

In 59th place with 50.5 points

Mo Do - Eins, zwei, Polizei


Boardsie Score

Also Starring LeVar Burton 10

ShaneU wrote: »

In 58th place with 54.5 points

Toy-Box - Tarzan & Jane

Boardsie Score

Also Starring LeVar Burton 10

ShaneU

In 56th place with 57 points

Army of Lovers - Crucified

Boardsie Score


Archeron 9
Irish Aris 9
JP Liz V1 8
Kolido 6
Sawduck 6
SineadSpears 5
beakerjoe 4
Homer J. Fong 4
ari101 2
rainbowtrout 1
jluv 1
speckle 1
cee_jay 1
lassykk 0
Necro 0
Also Starring LeVar Burton 0



Year

1991

Nation

Sweden

Chart Performance

#1 Belgium
#2 Greece, Netherlands

Comments Corner

Archeron wrote:

This group of weirdos really didn’t age well.

Deleted User wrote:

This was a song. It happened.

ari101

I need more beer until we get to the better stuff (Tarzan and Jane aside which I do quite like )

ShaneU

In 55th place with 58 points

Koko - Open Your Eyes

Boardsie Score

lassykk 10
Irish Aris 6
Kolido 5
jluv 5
Homer J. Fong 5
Sawduck 5
JP Liz V1 5
Archeron 4
rainbowtrout 3
beakerjoe 3
ari101 3
cee_jay 2
speckle 1
SineadSpears 1
Also Starring LeVar Burton 0
Necro 0


Year

1997

Nation

UK

Comments Corner

Deleted User wrote:

It's alright but goes on a bit too long

ShaneU

Up next our first song that actually charted in Ireland! :pac:

ShaneU

In 54th place with 59 points

Ice MC - Think about the Way

Boardsie Score

SineadSpears 10
Irish Aris 7
rainbowtrout 6
Sawduck 6
Kolido 5
beakerjoe 5
jluv 5
JP Liz V1 4
Homer J. Fong 4
ari101 4
cee_jay 2
Archeron 1
lassykk 0
speckle 0
Also Starring LeVar Burton 0
Necro 0


Year

1994

Nation

UK

Chart Performance

#3 Belgium, Italy
#20 Ireland

Comments Corner

Deleted User wrote:

This also sounds Eurovisiony, but not in a good way.