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Twice divorced Boris marries in Catholic Cathedral!

  • 30-05-2021 9:44am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,282 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    I can only imagine the mental gymnastics being endured at the DUP, TUV, UUP and others of their ilk breakfast table this morning.

    After all his promises of "No Irish Sea Border", "No Border Checks" and every other conceivable bit of unionist plámás uttered by the man whilst he has been in office...

    He has taken that ultimate step of betrayal and not only outed himself as a Catholic, but married one too :pac:

    I'd be there are parliamentary researchers being tasked to dig out any still active penal laws and ensure the treacherous Turk is hurriedly barred from office!

    Seriously though, congratulations to the Jacobites on playing the long game and 320yrs later...
    Finally managing to get a Taig PM ;)

    All we need now is to somehow sneak in a Catholic Monarch and the long, long game will be finally complete ;)


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,642 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I thought the CC refused to marry divorced people?

    The bould Boris will upset the Catholics too!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 493 ✭✭Fritzbox


    If I recall, he was raised a catholic from his mother's side. He converted to the Church of England when he was young, though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66,122 ✭✭✭✭unkel
    Chauffe, Marcel, chauffe!


    banie01 wrote: »
    All we need now is to somehow sneak in a Catholic Monarch and the long, long game will be finally complete ;)

    One step at a time. A non-German monarch would be a start :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,413 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    Didn't Tony Blair convert to catholicism too?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,282 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Fritzbox wrote: »
    If I recall, he was raised a catholic from his mother's side. He converted to the Church of England when he was young, though.

    Christened Catholic and confirmed CoE iirc.
    It's the auld once a Catholic, always a Catholic clause.
    And as he wasn't ever previously married in the Catholic rite, he gets a pass on the divorces and is technically free to marry in a Catholic church.

    That ruins my poke fun at the DUP approach however and is being ignored ;)


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  • Posts: 13,688 ✭✭✭✭ Ronald Itchy Vessel


    Mary, Queen of Scots didn't die in vain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,282 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Didn't Tony Blair convert to catholicism too?

    Only after leaving office afaik, although Cherie was practicing during his time in office.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,771 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    Now just to get Meghen and Harry on the throne.

    🙈🙉🙊



  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,642 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Now just to get Meghen and Harry on the throne.

    No, they're members of The Church of Eternal Victimhood.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,771 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    Have to go for yet another German so, well at least this one is a believer of the true Church, lol.
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Joseph_Wenzel_of_Liechtenstein

    🙈🙉🙊



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,989 ✭✭✭✭Peregrinus


    No, they're members of The Church of Eternal Victimhood.
    And, therefore, perfect for Brexit Britain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,282 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Have to go for yet another German so, well at least this one is a believer of the true Church, lol.
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Joseph_Wenzel_of_Liechtenstein

    Sod the Germans, bring back the true Stuart's!
    Surely there is a Jacobite claimant still knocking about somewhere?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,282 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Peregrinus wrote: »
    And, therefore, perfect for Brexit Britain.

    :D impeccable logic there TBH


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Possibly the un-news-est news in a long time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Zero effes to give


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,771 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    banie01 wrote: »
    Sod the Germans, bring back the true Stuart's!
    Surely there is a Jacobite claimant still knocking about somewhere?

    Apparently he's third in line line after the Duke of Bavaria. The legitimate Stuart line died out in 1807.

    🙈🙉🙊



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,602 ✭✭✭JeffKenna


    Congratulations Boris and Carrie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭LMHC


    Electronic communication to Agent 1055-1916

    Handler: Please return to base agent Johnson, your position has been compromised.

    Agent: Let's see Poots and Girvan deal with this.

    Handler: Good job Boris, let's rendezvous at our office on Parnell square, up stairs in the shop.

    Agent: An Poblacht Abu boss.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,014 ✭✭✭archfi


    Awwwwww
    I don't know why this photo makes me laugh, maybe becuase it's making a lot of British apoplectic :D
    554462.jpg

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



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    biko wrote: »
    Possibly the un-news-est news in a long time.


    Boris got his hair cut for this. That alone is HUGE


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,642 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    It seems Boris likes 'em young, a true Catholic indeed ...


  • Posts: 13,688 ✭✭✭✭ Ronald Itchy Vessel


    Easy know they're not too fond of the catholics, the Catholic Westminster Cathedral is the worst looking church in the world. An atrocious looking monstrosity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,059 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    Dead cat bounce. Third marriage of the PM -v- Dominic Cummins, timing couldn't be better de Pfeffel you cad and bounder.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Ah she looked great in fairness


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,946 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Congrats to the The happy couple

    Both of them looked radiant


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,698 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Easy know they're not too fond of the catholics, the Catholic Westminster Cathedral is the worst looking church in the world. An atrocious looking monstrosity.

    Yeah it’s a bit of a come down from Westminster abbey which a catholic abbey first day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    just highlights the double standards within the catholic church...

    if divorced within a "catholic marriage" you can't remarry in a catholic ceremony but outside you can :confused:

    wtf is that about?


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    fryup wrote: »
    just highlights the double standards within the catholic church...

    if divorced within a "catholic marriage" you can't remarry in a catholic ceremony but outside you can :confused:

    wtf is that about?


    Isn't It obvious. The Catholic Church would view same sex Marriages and other faith Marriages the same way. Not Marriages. So, they could get married for the first time in a Catholic church, in their view.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    not marriages?? very arrogant of them

    anyway who hell are they to pontificate with all the child abuse scandals involving priests (worldwide)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,132 ✭✭✭joseywhales


    fryup wrote: »
    not marriages?? very arrogant of them

    anyway who hell are they to pontificate with all the child abuse scandals involving priests (worldwide)

    Welcome to 1995


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,503 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    Sure church of England is only Catholicism without the pope as top dog anyway, don't think the DUP care for soft bellied Anglicans?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Just in time for fleg season too, well played Boris.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,282 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    fryup wrote: »
    not marriages?? very arrogant of them

    anyway who hell are they to pontificate with all the child abuse scandals involving priests (worldwide)

    They are literally led by the pontiff...
    It's his gift to pontificate about whatever he wishes.
    Doesn't mean we need pay him a blind bit of notice, but he is the pontifex maximus.


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    fryup wrote: »
    not marriages?? very arrogant of them

    anyway who hell are they to pontificate with all the child abuse scandals involving priests (worldwide)


    Totally irrelevant. What do you care what the catholic church believe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Mad_maxx wrote: »
    Sure church of England is only Catholicism without the pope as top dog anyway,

    no it isn't.....it has married priests/vicars, women priests/vicars, women bishops

    worlds apart


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,990 ✭✭✭✭Danzy


    Dead cat bounce. Third marriage of the PM -v- Dominic Cummins, timing couldn't be better de Pfeffel you cad and bounder.

    His party will be in power till at least the mid 30s.
    He'll be PM for a good few years yet, any time would have been a good time.

    His opposition refuse to oppose and is dominated at all levels by cranks and weirdos who hate most of their own voters.

    The biggest threat to Boris is Boris and Sunak is counting on it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 493 ✭✭Fritzbox


    Easy know they're not too fond of the catholics, the Catholic Westminster Cathedral is the worst looking church in the world. An atrocious looking monstrosity.

    Well, I like it, it's a nice looking building.

    At least London, unlike Dublin, has a Catholic cathedral.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭LMHC


    Oh theyll be having a rousing chorus of:

    give me a home
    Where there's no Pope of Rome
    Where there's nothing but Protestants stay
    Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
    And flute bands play The Sash every day

    No, no Pope of Rome
    No chapels to sadden my eyes
    No nuns and no priests
    No Rosary beads
    Every day is the 12th of July


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,122 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    banie01 wrote: »
    All we need now is to somehow sneak in a Catholic Monarch and the long, long game will be finally complete ;)

    The inbred racist monarchy wouldn't allow that happen.

    All monarchy should be done away with.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Caquas


    Britain discovers that their Prime Minister is a Catholic, the first since the Reformation, but people are merely curious about the rules about remarriage in a church and how/why the ceremony was kept secret. Whatever the reason, it was not because they had a Catholic ceremony.

    What a political earthquake this would have been in the past, especially for Ireland. Imagine in 1921, if Lloyd George had married Frances Stevenson in a Catholic cerermony. Many hardline Loyalists would have renounced their loyalty to his Government (not that they had any loyalty, but you know..."loyalty" in their special sense). Now in our post-Christian Republic, this is just celebrity gossip for RTE. Did the happy couple even get a Papal blessing? Could the Argentinian Jesuit HAVE worked in a claim to Las Malvinas as part of his homeland. The late Rev. Dr. Ian Paisley was certain that the Scarlet Whore of Rome could give political direction to all its faithful. It is no coincidence that the EU was founded on the Treaty of Rome!

    In fact, the only people in the world who care about such theological/political issues are the Loyalists in N. Ireland, specifically the DUP. In the middle of their Shakespearean bloodbath, their greatest nightmare comes one step closer to reality.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Caquas


    Here's an interesting appeal for the abolition of the bar on Catholics (and other religions) succeeding to the British Throne by the Guardian's legal counsel, one Keir Starmer Q.C.

    https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2002/may/31/politics.religion1

    Written almost 20 years ago with the idea the Queen might "call it a day" and, more fancifully, that Prince William might marry Britney Spears! The discrimination against women in the line of succession has been removed. Done quickly in 2011 in case Kate Middleton's first baby was a girl and she lost out to a younger brother.

    Will the Leader of the Labour Party now produce a Bill to abolish the discrimination aganinst Catholics and others, to give effect to his long-held view? Surely he would have the support of the Catholic Prime Minister, and I doubt the Heir to the Throne would object.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,132 ✭✭✭joseywhales


    Caquas wrote: »
    Here's an interesting appeal for the abolition of the bar on Catholics (and other religions) succeeding to the British Throne by the Guardian's legal counsel, one Keir Starmer Q.C.

    https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2002/may/31/politics.religion1

    Written almost 20 years ago with the idea the Queen might "call it a day" and, more fancifully, that Prince William might marry Britney Spears! The discrimination against women in the line of succession has been removed. Done quickly in 2011 in case Kate Middleton's first baby was a girl and she lost out to a younger brother.

    Will the Leader of the Labour Party now produce a Bill to abolish the discrimination aganinst Catholics and others, to give effect to his long-held view? Surely he would have the support of the Catholic Prime Minister, and I doubt the Heir to the Throne would object.

    I mean sure there should not be religious prejudice but really we can just skip to position should not be inherited.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,503 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    fryup wrote: »
    no it isn't.....it has married priests/vicars, women priests/vicars, women bishops

    worlds apart

    the fire and brimstone Free Presbyterians of the DUP view anglicanism as wooly liberal protestantism


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,503 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    LMHC wrote: »
    Oh theyll be having a rousing chorus of:

    give me a home
    Where there's no Pope of Rome
    Where there's nothing but Protestants stay
    Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
    And flute bands play The Sash every day

    No, no Pope of Rome
    No chapels to sadden my eyes
    No nuns and no priests
    No Rosary beads
    Every day is the 12th of July

    Rangers FC training ground sing a long ?


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    Mad_maxx wrote: »
    the fire and brimstone Free Presbyterians of the DUP view anglicanism as wooly liberal protestantism


    I imagine any Free P believes any non Free P is going to burn in eternal damnation. And about that, I imagine, they're smugly fine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,895 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    E2oJw0dWYAE_2Js?format=jpg&name=900x900


    Some wedding photos


  • Posts: 3,801 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Is Johnson actually a Catholic? The girlfriend maybe, and the Catholic Church isn’t that dogmatic anymore on marrying across sectarian lines. However a Catholic prime minister may have constitutional issues.


  • Posts: 3,801 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    fryup wrote: »
    no it isn't.....it has married priests/vicars, women priests/vicars, women bishops

    worlds apart

    That’s fairly recent. Anglicanism and Catholicism are much closer than either is to proper red and tooth and claw Protestantism.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 565 ✭✭✭frosty123


    Who gives a sh1t what religion he is and what church he gets married in, trust the irish to bring that up.. in england they wouldn't give a damn


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,132 ✭✭✭joseywhales


    frosty123 wrote: »
    Who gives a sh1t what religion he is and what church he gets married in, trust the irish to bring that up.. in england they wouldn't give a damn

    6 guys on boards represents the view of the Irish people I see!

    I suppose they joke about it because they British imposed centuries of religious persecution here or something like that. Good they can joke about it now.


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