40th birthday gift for missus

Patd6

Any good ideas for a 40th birthday gift for a missus who never seems content with any present she receives? Trying to think of something that is a smart buy and will not end up being returned by her to store to be replaced by something else

duffysfarm

Foot long dildo
Hard to return if used

Xander10

You probably can't go wrong with a sex toy.

She is very unlikely to return it.

con747

Can't wait for the suggestions, you do know this is after hours?

Leg End Reject

What does she like? You need to tell us her interests, hobbies, style etc.

Atlantic Dawn

Any budget in mind?

Leg End Reject

Leg End Reject wrote: »

What does she like? You need to tell us her interests, hobbies, style etc.

If she likes gardening I'd suggest a pampas plant.😂

punisher5112

A stripper....

Leg End Reject

[Deleted User] wrote: »

If she likes gardening I'd suggest a pampas plant.😂

And a Purple Mountain ...

Sideshow Cecil

Surely this is the answer https://images.app.goo.gl/8hY8MVPRXaoap8xp9

punisher5112

A bible

Montage of Feck

A big bag of spuds.

con747

If she's so fussy anything you buy is looked at in disdain buy her a burial plot. At least she will use it.

punisher5112

Oh oh I know a vacuum cleaner.....

Get her Henrietta the vacuum ... She sucks good

Mr.Crinklewood

Mustard.

punisher5112

Milkmen do it on your doorstep

Leg End Reject

Anti wrinkle cream, incontinence pants and a guide to managing menopause symptoms.

Trust me, she'll love it.

Sharpyshoot

A deposit on a coffin.

punisher5112

Eufy robovac on a serious note these are cool....

punisher5112

Sharpyshoot wrote: »

A deposit on a coffin.

A living funeral would top that....

Sinus pain

Ask her for a wish list and pick from it

screamer

A vasectomy for yourself

Mad_maxx

whats the budget ?

if its 2 k plus , a gucci bag , thats what my fiance would want - like

gifted

Write out 40 reasons why you love her..then frame it....

A baby

Purple Mountain

A voucher for a boob job.

deise08

Patd6 wrote: »

Any good ideas for a 40th birthday gift for a missus who never seems content with any present she receives? Trying to think of something that is a smart buy and will not end up being returned by her to store to be replaced by something else

Didn't get to celebrate my 40th, so whatever she turns her nose up at I'll happily accept :-)

Mr.Crinklewood

punisher5112 wrote: »

Eufy robovac on a serious note these are cool....

Not too good at cleaning up mustard.

Mr.Crinklewood

duffysfarm wrote: »

Foot long dildo
Hard to return if used

Use caution when using mustard.

Muppet Man

If serious- write her a poem... easier than you think and Google is your friend.

If she is materialistic, then a BT voucher

If this is a windup, then a sandwich maker

JustAThought

what has she returned in the past and why?

You could make a point of it and say to her you have noticed that most things you buy she dislikes and returns & say you’d like to give her a personal gift to mark the occasion & ask her want she’d like.

Them get it with some flowers & a card.

She sounds like hard work - does she not work and have her own money? Did nobody ever tell her its rude to discard a gift or turn her nose up at at a present???

Ot are you buying her tools and car parts every year & she has no arms and dosn’t own a car?

irishguitarlad

Daniel O Donnell's greatest hits or his Live from Killybegs dvd.

fryup

a vibrator ?

Mr.Crinklewood

Muppet Man wrote: »

If serious- write her a poem... easier than you think and Google is your friend.

If she is materialistic, then a BT voucher

If this is a windup, then a sandwich maker

Boards should write the poem......

A divorce. It already has a 'return' built into it, so two birds with one stone.

Sadler Peak

A new sweeping brush.

HBC08

gifted wrote: »

Write out 40 reasons why you love her..then frame it....

What if he got stuck on about 25?

Sharpyshoot

fryup wrote: »

a vibrator ?

And none of that Lidl washing up liquid.

punisher5112

A new car

punisher5112

A new mop

Boom_Bap

duffysfarm wrote: »

Foot long dildo
Hard to return if used

There is a niche resale market where there is profit to be had

Larbre34

If she's not content with gifts you buy her and put thought into, perhaps a folio of divorce papers would be the ideal 40th Birthday present, the ungrateful wench.

Cee-Jay-Cee

A pair of slippers and a dildo.

If she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go and fcuk herself.

YFlyer

A Hoover.

punisher5112

YFlyer wrote: »

A Hoover.

Covered under vacuum suggestions

everlast75

If she is never happy with whatever present you got her, get her a voucher for a spa day and also buy a vibrator.

If she doesn't like the voucher, give her the vibrator and tell her to go **** herself.

Ronaldinho

Take her on a f***-off staycation when things open in June.
Push the boat out.

Maybe buy her small gift to give her on the break.

YFlyer

punisher5112 wrote: »

Covered under vacuum suggestions

Didn't see that. Thanks.

OP vouchers would be the next best option.

ulster

Patd6 wrote: »

Any good ideas for a 40th birthday gift for a missus who never seems content with any present she receives? Trying to think of something that is a smart buy and will not end up being returned by her to store to be replaced by something else

Anything around the house she uses often and needs an upgrade?

My mum does a lot of baking and her mixer was having trouble so I bought her a newer version of it.

JustAThought

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Twivg7GkYts

byte

A new pair of shoes.

Can't go wrong!