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Human feces on the streets

  • 05-03-2021 1:23pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48


    As disgusting as it is, this is not a Dublin-specific problem but a problem for cities with a large number of homeless people. There are many cities around the world that encounter this issue but I've lived in our city, between the canals, for the last 10 years and with the daily 5km walks I am seeing this a lot more regularly now than ever before.

    Is there a number to call in DCC or an email address that deals with it? I'm aware it is a biohazard and cannot be easily removed but it needs to be removed nonetheless.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭TheW1zard


    Post a pic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭Caranica


    Oh it happens, I remember walking down Marlborough Street at lunchtime when a woman with her trousers around her ankles was openly defecating on the wall of the Department of Education. The school bell rang and she grabbed her jeans and stumbled off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭Glebee


    Caranica wrote: »
    Oh it happens, I remember walking down Marlborough Street at lunchtime when a woman with her trousers around her ankles was openly defecating on the wall of the Department of Education. The school bell rang and she grabbed her jeans and stumbled off.

    A teacher:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭Caranica


    Glebee wrote: »
    A teacher:eek:

    Clearly not a teacher, the bell was the end of the day for the junior classes, there are two schools on the campus of DES. At least the (presumed) addict had the "decency" to hide from the kids.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭ShyMets


    deep_dish wrote: »
    As disgusting as it is, this is not a Dublin-specific problem but a problem for cities with a large number of homeless people. There are many cities around the world that encounter this issue but I've lived in our city, between the canals, for the last 10 years and with the daily 5km walks I am seeing this a lot more regularly now than ever before.

    Is there a number to call in DCC or an email address that deals with it? I'm aware it is a biohazard and cannot be easily removed but it needs to be removed nonetheless.

    I know. Its a really sh*t situation


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    Bring some dog poo bags with you on your walks, problem solved.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,014 ✭✭✭Allinall


    It's a crap situation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 521 ✭✭✭maxsmum


    I suspect this is a consequence of the usual spots being closed for public toilet use and exposes the reliance the city has had on coffee shops and pubs providing public toilet facilities for years! The only two I know of now are the pop up toilets in Jervis St and Stephen's Green, so not very handy unless you're on those streets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 685 ✭✭✭TallGlass2


    Monday Morning,

    Heading into work at about half nine, cycling down Amien Street, look to my left down Preston Street, and some old lad, full on take taking a ****e.

    Couldn't believe it, then again I realised that part of Amien Street any goes so it's not out of character for the area. Where else would you see open drug dealing within 10 metres of a Garda checkpoint.

    Still gave me a good giggle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 769 ✭✭✭annoyedgal


    This post brought back the very unlovely memory of walking the prom in sandymount and seeing a woman stop her walk, drop her pants and take a dump by the rocks without a care in the world! Was about 4 in the evening and she actually turned her arse to the prom for all to see......


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,769 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Junkies do it all the time. Saw a female junkie do in capel street a few years ago in broad day light like it was completely normal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭phonypony


    Once saw a member of the community take one in a neighbour's garden after moving the contents of their skip into their van. To some it's just second nature, no shame.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,473 ✭✭✭Mimon


    deep_dish wrote: »
    As disgusting as it is, this is not a Dublin-specific problem but a problem for cities with a large number of homeless people. There are many cities around the world that encounter this issue but I've lived in our city, between the canals, for the last 10 years and with the daily 5km walks I am seeing this a lot more regularly now than ever before.

    Is there a number to call in DCC or an email address that deals with it? I'm aware it is a biohazard and cannot be easily removed but it needs to be removed nonetheless.

    Holy feck, glad I moved out of Dublin five years ago.

    Council/Guards have given up totally.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭SuperSean11


    Where do you want them to go?


  • Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Have you ever been to san Francisco?

    Seen a woman taking a Barry at a bus stop while the other people waiting didn't even flinch.
    Thankfully I just passing on a team.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭Mongfinder General


    I believe it’s legal to take a dump in public but not to urinate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,489 ✭✭✭boardise


    Highlights the acute need for more public crapatoriums.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭LessOutragePlz


    Can't bate a poo in public!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,041 ✭✭✭✭Wishbone Ash


    'Feces'???

    Reminds me of reading a report at work back in the 1980's about someone smearing 'faces' in public.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭SuperSean11


    Recording someone having a poo, that a fetish thing I’m not familiar with?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    I was in Dublin city centre the other day and unfortunately had to use a laneway to pee as there was nowhere to go, I went to Templebar and omg I was astounded by the amountof human **** . Everywhere , all over the alley, along all the corners and edges, at least 5 or 6 individual turdds. Smell was too bad to even stick around for my whizz!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,277 ✭✭✭poisonated


    I believe it’s legal to take a dump in public but not to urinate.

    For some strange reason I really doubt this...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,297 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Have you ever been to san Francisco?

    Seen a woman taking a Barry at a bus stop while the other people waiting didn't even flinch.
    Thankfully I just passing on a team.

    Username checks out.

    San Francisco have it all sorted though. The tech bros have kindly provided the Snapcrap app for reporting issues.

    https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/SnapCrap-app-San-Francisco-poop-feces-dirty-street-13281837.php

    OP - try customerservices@dublincity.ie for reporting here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,102 ✭✭✭✭Del2005


    deep_dish wrote: »
    As disgusting as it is, this is not a Dublin-specific problem but a problem for cities with a large number of homeless people. There are many cities around the world that encounter this issue but I've lived in our city, between the canals, for the last 10 years and with the daily 5km walks I am seeing this a lot more regularly now than ever before.

    Is there a number to call in DCC or an email address that deals with it? I'm aware it is a biohazard and cannot be easily removed but it needs to be removed nonetheless.

    https://fixmystreet.ie/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 826 ✭✭✭jams100


    Can't bate a poo in public!


    Ok, that's enough internet for today!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,717 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    bb1234567 wrote: »
    I was in Dublin city centre the other day and unfortunately had to use a laneway to pee as there was nowhere to go, I went to Templebar and omg I was astounded by the amountof human **** . Everywhere , all over the alley, along all the corners and edges, at least 5 or 6 individual turdds. Smell was too bad to even stick around for my whizz!

    Funny that as I had the same problem a few days back, was bursting for a piss. McDonalds near the Spire was open for takeaways but the security guard wouldnt let me use the toilet. Had no choice but to find a back lane. Went down Moores Lane at the back of Moore Street and yeah the whole place was like an open toilet, saw several ****es along the footpaths, one of them was right outside the back door of the same McDonalds, almost like someone had done it on purpose after being refused use of their toilet.

    There are temporary toilets outside the Stephens Green shopping centre but I dont think they've put any on the northside or at least I havent seen any around. When I passed by the temporary ones in SSG the queue for the womens toilets was about 20 people long, easily a 45 minute wait.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,324 ✭✭✭JustAThought


    phonypony wrote: »
    Once saw a member of the community take one in a neighbour's garden after moving the contents of their skip into their van. To some it's just second nature, no shame.

    Used to routinely see it in the SHOwER CUBICLES in a low price chain of gyms - funded by the Vincent de Paul for ‘community integration’ . Toilets not twenty steps away. You can’t help some people.

    Also parkruns have A LOT to answer for. Someone should get on to their sponsor VHI - it used be an absolute disgrace —public toilets 5 mins away. Pulling up
    in their audis and BMW’s and ****ting in the woods like animals.

    Most ‘homeless’ shelters have drop in resources including toilets - dublin city is festooned with them. Should
    just ban junkies from being out on the streets. a danger to
    themselves and everyone around them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,297 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Should
    just ban junkies from being out on the streets. a danger to
    themselves and everyone around them.

    What a great idea. I can't imagine why no-one thought of this simple solution before. Maybe we should apply the same logic to other problems, like banning littering and banning mobile phone use while driving. That's bound to sort things out, right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,926 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    Nenagh and Clonmel Co Tipperary were just as bad. In Nenagh for weeks outside zip yard there was human feces on the street. You’d think it would be solely the homeless and junkies, but I was passing through Clonmel back in 2016 at 2am. Stopped off at the McDonald’s there. Attractive blonde girl I a white dress pissed and **** herself outside the doors of McDonald’s. Clubbing at that time of night.

    I was once in Heatons in Thurles buying a pot and heard something like the sound of a duck quacking, then the smell of slurry looked around seen nothing. Went back to looking at the pots and then seen a mid age woman running out with her hand on her ass and diarrhoea seeping through.

    It’ll happen to the best of us at one point! Even OP :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,605 ✭✭✭gctest50


    What a great idea. I can't imagine why no-one thought of this simple solution before. Maybe we should apply the same logic to other problems, like banning littering and banning mobile phone use while driving. That's bound to sort things out, right?


    I'd imagine a heroin habit is expensive

    How do they fund it ?

    assaulting people and robbing money and phones ?

    Just bring in sensible vagrancy laws

    The Gardai already have Drager Drugtest 5000s they use at checkpoints - tests for opiods, benzos


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Thanks gaa fan. Made my Saturday afternnon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,514 ✭✭✭BrianD3


    I was once in Heatons in Thurles buying a pot and heard something like the sound of a duck quacking, then the smell of slurry looked around seen nothing. Went back to looking at the pots and then seen a mid age woman running out with her hand on her ass and diarrhoea seeping through.
    I laughed so hard at the quacking description.

    This thread has the potential to be both hilarious and serious.

    I was in a couple of shopping centres recently (they have large supermarkets) and most shops were open but the toilets were shut. People, both customers and non customers depend on these facilities and could easily be caught out. Whether toilets are shut or not seems to depend on whether they can be well ventilated by opening windows.

    Lack of open facilities is just another miserable aspect of Covid and maybe will normalise the practice of public defecation/urination to some extent.

    I'd have no qualms about sh*ting behind a bush etc. if it was necessary and if I was pretty sure I wouldn't be disturbed.

    I might be wrong but I doubt that there are people sh*tting in public because they can't be bothered waiting till they get home, these are surely urgent situations.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,329 ✭✭✭barneygumble99


    Thanks gaa fan. Made my Sa’turd’ay afternnon

    Fixed!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,439 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Nenagh and Clonmel Co Tipperary were just as bad. In Nenagh for weeks outside zip yard there was human feces on the street. You’d think it would be solely the homeless and junkies, but I was passing through Clonmel back in 2016 at 2am. Stopped off at the McDonald’s there. Attractive blonde girl I a white dress pissed and **** herself outside the doors of McDonald’s. Clubbing at that time of night.

    I was once in Heatons in Thurles buying a pot and heard something like the sound of a duck quacking, then the smell of slurry looked around seen nothing. Went back to looking at the pots and then seen a mid age woman running out with her hand on her ass and diarrhoea seeping through.

    It’ll happen to the best of us at one point! Even OP :D

    I was at a match in Semple years ago. I was the driver. A few of us stayed in Thurles all day visiting the pubs etc.
    Getting the car out of the carpark on the Slievemanon Road later that night, I nearly vomited.
    My car was parked up against the outside wall and the smell of human sh*t from there turned my stomach.
    I got into the driver's side very trepidly, afraid I'd trod in it.
    The gang that were with me were too drunk to believe the smell was human but there was no mistaking it.

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭Caranica


    I was once in Heatons in Thurles buying a pot and heard something like the sound of a duck quacking, then the smell of slurry looked around seen nothing. Went back to looking at the pots and then seen a mid age woman running out with her hand on her ass and diarrhoea seeping through.

    It’ll happen to the best of us at one point! Even OP :D

    Sounds like it could be Crohn's disease to me. Not very funny. I've got several friends with Crohn's and they've been effectively housebound for the past year because they can't rely on access to toilets if they go out.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,151 ✭✭✭Ben D Bus


    Muahahaha wrote: »
    There are temporary toilets outside the Stephens Green shopping centre but I dont think they've put any on the northside or at least I havent seen any around. When I passed by the temporary ones in SSG the queue for the womens toilets was about 20 people long, easily a 45 minute wait.

    There are temporary toilets on Wolfe Tone Square on Jervis St.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    Muahahaha wrote: »
    Funny that as I had the same problem a few days back, was bursting for a piss. McDonalds near the Spire was open for takeaways but the security guard wouldnt let me use the toilet. Had no choice but to find a back lane. Went down Moores Lane at the back of Moore Street and yeah the whole place was like an open toilet, saw several ****es along the footpaths, one of them was right outside the back door of the same McDonalds, almost like someone had done it on purpose after being refused use of their toilet.

    There are temporary toilets outside the Stephens Green shopping centre but I dont think they've put any on the northside or at least I havent seen any around. When I passed by the temporary ones in SSG the queue for the womens toilets was about 20 people long, easily a 45 minute wait.

    There is also one on Wolf Tone Square for the North, but two toilets is **** for the whole city centre. Dublin needs a rollout of the Dutch style urinals! You can see people's heads and feet so no funny business allowed in them, they're everywhere and in prominent locations which also deters unsavoury acts like drug/sex being done in them, and the fact they're open to the air means they don't stink as bad as the portaloos or whatever is used in Dublin/Ireland aat events and festivals. They take very little maintenance and are absolutely everywhere in Dutch cities, and whatever maintenance they do take is gained back by the fact nobody will be pissing and ****ting in laneways so less cleaning of them needed.
    566812.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 826 ✭✭✭jams100


    bb1234567 wrote: »
    There is also one on Wolf Tone Square for the North, but two toilets is **** for the whole city centre. Dublin needs a rollout of the Dutch style urinals! You can see people's heads and feet so no funny business allowed in them, they're everywhere and in prominent locations which also deters unsavoury acts like drug/sex being done in them, and the fact they're open to the air means they don't stink as bad as the portaloos or whatever is used in Dublin/Ireland aat events and festivals. They take very little maintenance and are absolutely everywhere in Dutch cities, and whatever maintenance they do take is gained back by the fact nobody will be pissing and ****ting in laneways so less cleaning of them needed.
    566812.jpg

    But only males could use these, and only for going for a piss. Only partially solves the problem


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    jams100 wrote: »
    But only males could use these, and only for going for a piss. Only partially solves the problem

    Are there handwashing facilities in those things?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,439 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Are there handwashing facilities in those things?

    I doubt it :D
    Sure, it's just basically p*ssing up against a metal wall.

    To thine own self be true



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,029 ✭✭✭um7y1h83ge06nx


    Jesus, most of these fcukers should be put into the zoo. Hopefully they won't sling sh*t at the visitors.

    Could do a few matchups - Junkie Vs Hyena for the belt. Paddy Power could sponsor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    I doubt it :D
    Sure, it's just basically p*ssing up against a metal wall.

    Oh, I'm never going to shake a Dutch man's hand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,982 ✭✭✭kravmaga


    Mimon wrote: »
    Holy feck, glad I moved out of Dublin five years ago.

    Council/Guards have given up totally.

    Where did you escape to ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,982 ✭✭✭kravmaga


    Caranica wrote: »
    Sounds like it could be Crohn's disease to me. Not very funny. I've got several friends with Crohn's and they've been effectively housebound for the past year because they can't rely on access to toilets if they go out.

    I thought suffers of crohn's disease have colostomy bags?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭Caranica


    kravmaga wrote: »
    I thought suffers of crohn's disease have colostomy bags?

    Only if they've had major surgery, some cases can be managed fairly successfully with medication or small surgeries.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭Viscount Aggro


    Walking past the lane at back of the Pro cathedral. I had to do a double take. I saw this lady standing up, doing a number 2
    Was coming out like toothpaste.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 794 ✭✭✭Biker79


    This video below is about similar problems in San Francisco. I believe Dublin city is on the same trajectory.

    I say that because the same ' virtue signaling ' types are in control at Dublin City Council. Just like San Francisco, policies are well intended but despite this problems don't get solved and only seem to get worse. What's that saying about the road to hell...

    Its uncanny how similar Dublin is getting to San Fran, with respect to these issues.

    https://youtu.be/uw8MACDZ3RI


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48 deep_dish


    Great video - we are definitely sleepwalking into a similar scenario


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Gruffalux


    Oh :( my :( God :(

    Can they not take a shovel and go into the woods and bury it. Yuck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭MarkY91


    Can't blame them having a **** down a lane. Had to wait for my girlfriend who was queing up at stephens green temporary toilets, the que went all the way down to top shop... Imagine having to que up for half an hour to use a toilet. The only alternative is to piss down a lane ffs.


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