Independence for Kerry

Hyperbollix

Can we add Cork to this aswell? Two for one deal?

SouthWesterly

As an expat living in kerry. I say aye.

Total independence apart from the money tree thats in Dublin being transplanted in my garden.
I'll look after it... Honest.

And we put a tourist tax on dubs and corkonians. And we stop them tourist photographers stealing our landscapes in their cameras.
And you can keep Foley in Dublin. She's an embarrassment.

Kermit.de.frog

SouthWesterly wrote: »

And you can keep Foley in Dublin. She's an embarrassment.

dobman88

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

As a Dub I feel more and more disconnected from the people of Kerry. We don't understand each other.

I just, I can't take it anymore

I don't feel we are getting on. We can look after the rest but we have to let Kerry go

(We can agree to joint custody of Killarney after the separation)

Tralee would be the capital and these would presumably be joint heads of government






It's for the best. Let's not prolong this agony.

Kermit, with your use of the Healy Raes in the OP I'm so disappointed you didnt go with the thread title: Independents for Kerry.

A missed opportunity.

SouthWesterly

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Since you insist, you can have him too.

Kermit.de.frog

SouthWesterly wrote: »

Since you insist, you can have him too.

All must return to the DPRK

(Democratic People's Republic of Kerry)

SouthWesterly

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

All must return to the DPRK

(Democratic People's Republic of Kerry)

OK so boss. You drive a hard bargain. Since you insist, you can have his whole family.

Kermit.de.frog

SouthWesterly wrote: »

OK so boss. You drive a hard bargain. Since you insist, you can have his whole family.

You have things the wrong way round chief. I'm saying they have to return to Kerry, not stay here.

Montage of Feck

West Cork should also be annexed to the kingdom while we are at it.

snowstorm445

Montage of Feck wrote: »

West Cork should also be annexed to the kingdom while we are at it.

Dream on. Having said that we should evict you from the Beara Peninsula while we're at it, and reunite it at last. :pac:

FixdePitchmark

Kerry is a stunning county. But nobody likes them and it is well deserved.

Very selfish , cute hoors , insular people.

One of the very few places in Ireland I hated meeting locals. So unwelcome and trying to rob you blind.

Nobody likes them . Even their own don't like themselves.

grenache

FixdePitchmark wrote: »

Kerry is a stunning county. But nobody likes them and it is well deserved.

Very selfish , cute hoors , insular people.

One of the very few places in Ireland I hated meeting locals. So unwelcome and trying to rob you blind.

Nobody likes them . Even their own don't like themselves.

Are you sure you’re not speaking of their neighbours to the south of them?!

Definitely feel more inclined to let Cork go. They can have their People’s Republic.

grenache

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Yeh?

We turned up for 1916. The rest of the country was having a lie in. Or at mass.

And a great idea that was, barricading yourselves inside buildings!

NSAman

FixdePitchmark wrote: »

Kerry is a stunning county. But nobody likes them and it is well deserved.

Very selfish , cute hoors , insular people.

One of the very few places in Ireland I hated meeting locals. So unwelcome and trying to rob you blind.

Nobody likes them . Even their own don't like themselves.

Maybe it’s just you...they can spot an ass when they see one..

Love Kerry and love the people there and those Kerry people here in the States..:)

RandRuns

FixdePitchmark wrote: »

Kerry is a stunning county. But nobody likes them and it is well deserved.

Very selfish , cute hoors , insular people.

One of the very few places in Ireland I hated meeting locals. So unwelcome and trying to rob you blind.

Nobody likes them . Even their own don't like themselves.

"You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole"

- Raylan Givens

John Doe1

FixdePitchmark wrote: »

Kerry is a stunning county. But nobody likes them and it is well deserved.

Very selfish , cute hoors , insular people.

One of the very few places in Ireland I hated meeting locals. So unwelcome and trying to rob you blind.

Nobody likes them . Even their own don't like themselves.

So just to play devils advocate:

Fair amount of arseholes in Dublin too, a fair amount who will actually rob you.

Not to mention the massive criminal element, the ugliness of parts of Dublin, the preponderence of wee knackers in the city centre, emerging ghettos etc..

The multinationals are only in Dublin due to the low corporation tax and educated workforce and it being a hub

If dublin goes back to the motherland, all the businesses leave Dublin and go to Cork, Galway, Limerick, they become the hubs and the populations there will expand.:P

10 years after Dublin's reunification with the UK, it becomes Bradford...

growleaves

John Doe1 wrote: »

I think Dublin should be broken off and sent back to its motherland before this perhaps?

Denmark?

ulster

John Doe1 wrote: »

So just to play devils advocate:

Fair amount of arseholes in Dublin too, a fair amount who will actually rob you.

Not to mention the massive criminal element, the ugliness of parts of Dublin, the preponderence of wee knackers in the city centre, emerging ghettos etc..

The multinationals are only in Dublin due to the low corporation tax and educated workforce and it being a hub

If dublin goes back to the motherland, all the businesses leave Dublin and go to Cork, Galway, Limerick, they become the hubs and the populations there will expand.:P

10 years after Dublin's reunification with the UK, it becomes Bradford...

Lol.

NewClareman

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

I didn't know Kerry grew potatoes

They have the best spuds in the country, sold with the muck still on them.

Zebra3

touts wrote: »

Sure most Dubs have spent more time in Mallorca and Benidorm than outside the M50. They wouldn't miss the rest of the country if it all floated off into the Atlantic.

You do realise that there are huge parts of Dublin outside the M50?

Yurt2

F*ckin' hell, if you think the Kim dynasty in North Korea are bad, imagine giving the Healy Rae's a sovereign state to play with.

There'll be public executions in Fitzgerald Stadium in Killarney by month-2.

RandRuns

Yurt! wrote: »

F*ckin' hell, if you think the Kim dynasty in North Korea are bad, imagine giving the Healy Rae's a sovereign state to play with.

There'll be public executions in Fitzgerald Stadium in Killarney by month-2.

And immediate development of a long-range ballistic missile system (codenamed Paulgalvin) to rain death upon the Great Satan, Cork.

gourcuff

i dunno lads, 437 thousand people who live in Dublin were not born in Dublin, i can only imagine the amount that are first generation dubs with both parents being from other parts of Ireland..i would hate to see an m50 wall, what about a northsoide wall keep all the true natives inside?

dxhound2005

Who will get all the Gold?

ILoveYourVibes

John Doe1 wrote: »

Donegal man here.

I think Dublin should be broken off and sent back to its motherland before this perhaps?

Kerry is Irish at least.:D

Ok ..lets do it. But we stay in the EU.

Everyone outside dublin thinks dubliners are not irish ...whereas we dubliners KNOW we are not really irish.

Yurt2

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Who will get all the Gold?

And who'll take the horse to France with a hard border between Kerry and the rest of the world?

Mike Murdock

OP, throw Cork into the equation and you have my vote.

Mike Murdock

gourcuff wrote: »

i dunno lads, 437 thousand people who live in Dublin were not born in Dublin, i can only imagine the amount that are first generation dubs with both parents being from other parts of Ireland..i would hate to see an m50 wall, what about a northsoide wall keep all the true natives inside?

ILoveYourVibes

Yurt! wrote: »

And who'll take the horse to France with a hard border between Kerry and the rest of the world?

The joke that keeps giving.

Whose taking that dead horse to france so??

Yurt2

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

The joke that keeps giving.

Whose taking that dead horse to france so??

It was a low-quality joke. Point conceded