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    #5552
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    He's some eejit.


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    #5553
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    2 years ago. Just leave it in the local presbytery.


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    #5554
    minikin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭minikin


    Lady: “a quote from Hamlet”
    Joe: “Shakespeare?”
    No Joe, the feckin cigar.


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    #5555
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 5,934 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    PsychoPete wrote: »
    He's fixated on the bullbars, the man is an idiot


    They'd look well on the Jag wid matching rear Spoiler and a CB aerial.

    Rallying over and back to the Northsoide he'd look the part.


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    #5556
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,595 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Joe wants the bracelet for himself.


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    #5557
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,184 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    What's the story with Joe when he puts on the campeen voice so to speak?


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    #5558
    bigroad
    Registered Users Posts: 4,044 ✭✭✭bigroad


    barney shamrock wrote: »
    Can't imagine the horror of losing two children but why is this story being told on the radio apart from feeding Joe & rtes misery fetish?

    Because he seen bullbar on a jeep the oder day.


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    #5559
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 12,971 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    Joe, you should buy it from her and give it to Syl Fox. He'd like that.


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    #5560
    [Deleted User]
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    PieOhMy wrote: »
    Joe would put himself on the list to receive organs. Not that he needs them physically he just would like to play with them generally

    Joe: Poor Tiny Tom from Ratoath needs a new kidney. Sorry Tom, Beaumount have one going free but I bought it and tonight I'm having it with Fava beans and a nice Chee-aunty.


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    #5561
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    K nacker


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    #5562
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 12,971 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Joe: Poor Tiny Tom from Ratoath needs a new kidney. Sorry Tom, Beaumount have one going free but I bought it and tonight I'm having it with Fava beans and a nice Chee-aunty.

    Cooked in The Joy, a hipster Bistro in Dublin 7 :)


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    #5563
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users Posts: 6,467 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    Joe losing de plot there


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    #5564
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    fritzelly wrote: »
    What are rte gonna do when the virus is over and no more gov advertising

    ... Goto the gov and ask for more money

    They're a public service broadcaster. They should be doing it for free.


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    #5565
    [Deleted User]
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    Red Fred wrote: »
    Whats rhe bets Joe is on his way out the gates of Montrose.

    By 15:01 he's already rolling across the eastlink.


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    #5566
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,756 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Joe off hunting for a payrise because he had to do RTE's job to promote his own show.


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    #5567
    barney shamrock
    Registered Users Posts: 870 ✭✭✭barney shamrock


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    2 years ago. Just leave it in the local presbytery.

    Or sell it to Thomas Gear


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    #5568
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    first shots fired today in Duffy's war with RTE management


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    #5569
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    I just hope I'm listening the day he crosses the line and goes too. It will be soon the way things are going.


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    #5570
    [Deleted User]
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Joe: Poor Tiny Tom from Ratoath needs a new kidney. Sorry Tom, Beaumount have one going free but I bought it and tonight I'm having it with Fava beans and a nice Chee-aunty.

    Joe: How duz dat make you feel Tiny Tom?


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    #5571
    [Deleted User]
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    By 15:01 he's already rolling across the eastlink.

    Used-Robinson-R22-Beta-I-2010-For-Sale-int.jpg


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    #5572
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 12,971 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    barney shamrock wrote: »
    Or sell it to Thomas Gear

    Or Whacker from earlier on.


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    #5573
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Joe: Poor Tiny Tom from Ratoath needs a new kidney. Sorry Tom, Beaumount have one going free but I bought it and tonight I'm having it with Fava beans and a nice Chee-aunty.

    Joe would prefer to eat the kidney while Tiny Tim and his family watch. Ideal entertainment for the freak.


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    #5574
    [Deleted User]
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Used-Robinson-R22-Beta-I-2010-For-Sale-int.jpg

    Not sure that chopper is certified for carrying Joes Load. He'd need a Chinook for his ego alone.


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    #5575
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Wasn't able to listen to the show and only popped in for a minute on the thread and dat. Did I miss much?


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    #5576
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Wasn't able to listen to the show and only popped in for a minute on the thread and dat. Did I miss much?

    had a go at RTE over not hawking his wares


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    #5577
    [Deleted User]
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    PieOhMy wrote: »
    Joe would prefer to eat the kidney while Tiny Tim and his family watch. Ideal entertainment for the freak.

    Joe while munching: I'll tell you Tommy, tom, tom, my eyes were bigger than my belly so to speak. I should have gone for a smaller childs kidney. Theres a good half of it left. Can they still use it? I suppose not now I've fried it in butter.


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    #5578
    [Deleted User]
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    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Wasn't able to listen to the show and only popped in for a minute on the thread and dat. Did I miss much?

    Hang the Montanotty Two was the main theme.


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    #5579
    [Deleted User]
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Hang the Montanotty Two was the main theme.

    Never saw as much sh1te in my life as on de footpaths of Montegrotty


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    #5580
    [Deleted User]
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Not sure that chopper is certified for carrying Joes Load. He'd need a Chinook for his ego alone.

    Robinson 22, caller, world's trickiest civilian chopper, and the one I took a couple of lessons on. Once out of ground effect, you've to keep the blade revs up and the forward airspeed to 65 knots, otherwise curtains.

    https://youtu.be/jnl_go9VBpg


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    #5581
    [Deleted User]
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Never saw as much sh1te in my life as on de footpaths of Montegrotty

    But it was cocker-poodle sh1te.


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