Terrible names

alan partridge aha

Theodore, purely for the reason that the grot Voooogue called her son that

saabsaab

Ave Sodalis wrote: »

Not wrong, just from a different area. In much the same way as Roisin and Caolan are pronounced different, depending on what area people grew up.

Curious but what area(s) is it pronounced Ki Va?

Ave Sodalis

saabsaab wrote:

Curious but what area(s) is it pronounced Ki Va?

Mostly Ulster, but bleeding into Leitrim, Sligo, etc. And more kee/key, than ki. Similarly, Caolan is Kee-lan, a Roisin is Raw-sheen.

taylor3

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Nevermind that, all names should have ONE spelling :mad:

Fancy spellings allowed if you send in an email, get a case reference and quote it when you call back tomorrow, thank you and have a nice day.

Kaylee , Kayleigh , Kailey , Kaylie , Caylee , Kailee , Kaleigh , Kaley , Keily , Kayley , Caleigh , Kayli , Cailey , Cayleigh , Kaily , Kayle , Kaylei , Keylee , Kaileigh , Keyli , Kaili , Kaylea , Kalie , Kaeli , Cailee , Kailea , Caylie , Calie , Kalee , Caileigh , Caeli , Kalei , Kaely , Kaeleigh , Caley , Kailie , Cayley , Calee , Kaelee , Keilee , Keiley , Kayelee , Kaelie , Keileigh , Klee , Kayliegh , Kailei , Kayly , Keyly , Keyleigh , Kaeley , Cayli , Kaliegh Caeley, Caylei , Kaile , Keylie , Kleigh , Kayliee , Kaly , Kalii , Khailee , Khaylee , Khaleigh , Keylei , Keyle , Caeley , Caily , Caeleigh , Caelie , Keili , Keyley , Khailey , Khalee , Khalei , Keighley , Caelee , Kayeleigh , Caliegh

OMG, my daughter tells me that in school there are about 5 bitches that hang out together they all have Keevey, Kaley, Kellie, Keaveney type names .. She calls them the kkk gang. She said it's fun when the roll is being called.

Brian?

appledrop wrote: »

Yea I'd pronounce it that way but others insist is keeeeee va with a big emphasis on the K.

They're wrong. Even if it's their own name, they're still wrong.

It's like people pronouncing Ciarán as Kieran.

Quantum Baloney

Always hated Sean, Philip, Michael or Mike or Micheal, Eammon, or Gareth

KungPao

The unionist heads up north have some stinking names. Percival, Mervin, Maurice, Edwin.

grenache

Hmob wrote: »

Noddy
Christopher
Ryan
Dean
Chevy
Brad
Howard

Ive never met a ‘Dean’ that wasn’t an out and out scumbag. Apologies to any nice Deans out there.

poisonated

Abcde

Sgt Hartman

Dympna. It's horrendous, and it seems to be very popular in the North.

KungPao

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

Dympna. It's horrendous, and it seems to be very popular in the North.

It sounds like a skin condition.

The Continental Op

KungPao wrote: »

It sounds like a skin condition.

The location of which will remain unspoken.

Mister Vain

poisonated wrote: »

Abcde

How do you pronounce that?

saabsaab

KungPao wrote: »

The unionist heads up north have some stinking names. Percival, Mervin, Maurice, Edwin.

Apart from Percival the rest are pretty common around here.

KungPao

saabsaab wrote: »

Apart from Percival the rest are pretty common around here.

Where’s here? The Netherlands? Scotland?

saabsaab

Ireland, South and West.

Alex86Eire

poisonated wrote: »

Abcde

Mister Vain wrote: »

How do you pronounce that?

I've heard it pronounced as ab-sid-ee before.

wetlandsboy

The worst are those trashy English names, usually seen in the court reports of the local papers: Darren, Dean, Wayne, Keith, Ashley, Ryker, Skylar, etc. Easy to spot that mammy and daddy are influenced by the back pages of their tabloid of choice.

Edgware

Gobnait is popular in Mid Cork. A local saint apparently and also mentioned in the late Frank Kelly's 12 days of Christmas skit. Gobnait O Lunacy

Dank Janniels

Concepta
Assumpta
Attracta
Jacinta
I can picture a group of nuns being interviewed by RTE on sum program in the 80s

Also Amelia, sorry but it sounds like an eating disorder!

Bobblehats

Dank Janniels wrote: »

Concepta
Assumpta
Attracta
Jacinta
I can picture a group of nuns being interviewed by RTE on sum program in the 80s

Also Amelia, sorry but it sounds like an eating disorder!

There’s a Concepta too

Jacinta, I assume you conceived based on attraction no?

Mister Vain

saabsaab

A Vanker. A as in Alex. Estonian surname.

Rodney Bathgate

Mister Vain wrote: »

Is that you, Juan Kerr?

Quantum Baloney

Patrick or Paddy is another one that bugs me.

saabsaab

Quantum Baloney wrote: »

Patrick or Paddy is another one that bugs me.

You must be rightly bugged here.

corner of hells

Quantum Baloney wrote: »

Patrick or Paddy is another one that bugs me.

You're going to love this, ya know the 17th of March ?

Quantum Baloney

Eamon is another awful name. And I can't imagine why you would call your son Paul or Roger in this day and age. Dreadful names the lot of them. Also "Mike" or "Mick". And Mark always turned my stomach a bit, like a mark or a stain on a toilet seat. "Tom" also.

KungPao

Quantum Baloney wrote: »

Eamon is another awful name. And I can't imagine why you would call your son Paul or Roger in this day and age. Dreadful names the lot of them. Also "Mike" or "Mick". And Mark always turned my stomach a bit, like a mark or a stain on a toilet seat. "Tom" also.

You just don’t like names do you?

Esho

corner of hells wrote: »

All three are not contrived names , Jospeha is Hebrew and the other two are old English names.

I know a halfwit who changed her surmane to an "Irish" version giving herself a male version of the name.

Josepha Stalin